Guest Choken One Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 Yeah...It's all one mass cover up... Dave was the triggerman. Dave told Cobain to kill himself... Blame Dave.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 Blame Dave. I do that anyway...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 I am ashamed to have the same first name as grohl.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 ::Brings in Bret Michaels, Vince Neil, David Lee Roth, and Jon Bon Jovi to stop all of this silly Nirvana talk::
Guest Choken One Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 :::Kicks Neil, Jovi and Roth out the door::: Bret Michaels can stay.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 :::Kicks Neil, Jovi and Roth out the door::: Bret Michaels can stay. At least someone here has a working brain.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 I am ashamed to have the same first name as grohl. Wait... YOU killed Kurt? Didn't see that one coming...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 *IS INOCENT* Yeah, thats what Courtney said too... Cobain was murdered by Cobainwasmurdered! OMGWTF~!!!
Adam Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 Ahh, the mighty return of OMG BAN PLZ~!, what happened to our storyline anyway, weren't that wacky B-Team going to try and get us?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 ::wakes up. Looks around. Sees Bret Michaels and wonders what the hell is going on.::
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 ::wakes up. Looks around. Sees Bret Michaels and wonders what the hell is going on.:: Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Usually damn absinthe.
Adam Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 :: Sets up checkers for CWM and him to play. I'm Winning this time, brotha! ::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 Oh yeah? *Wins...with AUTHORITY*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 what happened to our storyline anyway, weren't that wacky B-Team going to try and get us? Good point. I can't decide if this thread has gone off-topic, further off-topic, back on-topic, non-topic, pseudo-topic or what. Anyway, as the Saga is happening in real time as we speak (ahem) something should happen soon.
Adam Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 Well we did go off on that music tangent, but we may as well come back to the A-Team vs B-Team storyline now.
Guest Choken One Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 :::Chosun Murders the A-Team and controls the world::: :::Chosun wakes up from his dream with a glazed look on his face::: Choken: Good Nap Kid? Chosun: Yes. Choken: Good...We got word that The B Team is no more then 10 minutes behind us... Chosun: Yes. Choken: Does Chosun Sucks Barron's Pee wee? Chosun: Yes. CWM: Mmmm...Something is fishy... :::Zack emerges from the second bedroom::: :::C.C walks out with a distant look on her face::: :::Choken and CWM make a glance at each other:::
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 ::The A Team get back into their car after their little piss break and drive aimlessly through the outskirts of Canada CIty:: Chosun: So, let me get this straight. We've kidnapped Canadian Chick, embarked on a trek through Canada, we're being chased by the B Team of Caboose, chave and AM, who are in turn being chased by Mario Logan and the recently dead corpse of Fook who he brought back to life by taping a tramps head to his body. And now the police are chasing us after Bob Barron tipped them off. Oh, and I'm still naked after losing to CWM at strip poker. Choken: Yeah. What's your point? Chosun: Oh, none really, I just wanted to do a quick recap. You know, for fun and stuff... ::They pass a sign saying "ON-TOPIC: NEXT LEFT":: CWM: Quick! That way! ::Meanwhile, a short way down the road:: chave: Finally, we are near the A-Team. We can see their smoke after hours of chasing them. Increase the B Team-mobile to maximum speed! AM: Er, you're driving dude. chave: Not in my head. Cabose: Ah fuck this ::Caboose heaves chave out of the driving seat and speeds after the A Team's car:: CWM: Shit, it's the dastardly B Team. Quick Choken, turn down that side alley. ::What follows is a high speed car chase through the narrow back streets of Canada. chave fires a pistol at the A Team car, and it nearly hits the wheels, but instead just breaks one of those little light things at the back of the car. The brake lights or something, I dunno. They continue the chase through a market place, overturn a maarket stall selling watermelons, and they drive through a pane of glass, which scares the hell out of CHOSUN and he cries like a little bitch until CWM slaps him. God, do you know how hard it is to write a car chase? Seriously, I mean, come on. It's an action scene, and you expect me to write it out in words or something? You know what happens anyway. Same as every James Bond film ever. It ends when the B Team spin out on a banana skin that CWM has left there, just like in Mario Kart. Shit, I bet no-ones even still reading this. I better put it in the dialogue to make sure. Oh yeah, and I rock. He he he:: Caboose: My God, we've spun out on a bannana skin, just like in the Mario Kart games. One can only presume that CWM, with his previously unknown but still dangerous addiction to bananas, is to blame. chave: 'kay ::Meanwhile in the A Team car:: Chosun: Dude, that banana was my only means of covering my modesty. I was gonna grow it till it was big enough to make it into a suit. CWM: Why didn't you just put on the spare set of clothes in the glove compartment? Chosun: There's a spare set of clothes in the glove compartment? Zach: Sure, we told you that before. We just thought you liked being naked. Canadian Chick: *giggles* Chosun: No-one told me! CWM: Sure they didn't... Chosun: NO-ONE T.. Choken: Quiet, you fool. We're approaching a hotel for the night. We can stay there and hide from the B Team. CWM: You mean like we did a few pages back? Choken: Yeah, only this time: BETTER. BWAHAHAHAH~! Chosun: Weirdo Choken: Screw you nude boy ::They enter the hotel::
Adam Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 :: puts on spare clothes, consisting of jeans, runners and an A-TEAM T-SHIRT!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 :: puts on spare clothes, consisting of jeans, runners and an A-TEAM T-SHIRT! The A-Team off the TV or the one in this saga? Cause if they're making T-shirts with you guys on, I want one...
Adam Posted July 29, 2003 Report Posted July 29, 2003 its our A-Team T-Shirt, can anyone do a quick one on photoshop or something?
Adam Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 anyway, on with the storyline: :: sets up guess who:: :: WINS :: Haha! Take that CWM!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 ^ I love that post. YES~!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 anyway, on with the storyline: :: sets up guess who:: :: WINS :: Haha! Take that CWM! *Frog splash Wakes UP from his OBVIOUS dream* CWM: Dude? Frog Splash: God Dammit!!!!
Adam Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Ahh! I have lost all grip on reality! Damn you CWM!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 CWM: Congrats! Losing your grip is the first step in becoming a post whore!
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