The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario has stolen Dames' ban rubber stamper, he stamps "Banned" on CWM's forehead therefore erasing his very existance::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

CWM: Congrats! Losing your grip is the first step in becoming a post whore!

+1

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

^Second step!

 

posting useless crap to make your post count go up!

[Guest Ripper]

*walks in*

 

Ripper: Hey guys!! Its me, RIPPER!!! I am ready for some wacky adventure...where can I join in.

 

 

*Everyone stares blankly at Ripper.*

 

Ripper: It...its me...Ripper...remember...I run...I point at bears and stuff...I have like 4 or 5 running jokes that no one gets... RIPPER!!

 

CWM: Ripper.... God damn it...

 

*everyone continues to stare blankly*

 

Ripper: What? I can offer stuff...remember the "runs" joke...that was classic right...r..right...Chave...you laughed...I think.

 

Chave: Okay.... Ripper...

 

Ripper: What?

 

Chave: Alright...okay.

 

Ripper: You know what...FINE. I'll start my own story with wacky adventures and none of you are invited. SO THERE!!

 

CWM: Yeah thats great Ripper, look we got to get up kind of early soooooo...

 

Chosen: We'll holla at you later..kay?

 

Canadian Chick: Who the fuck are you?

 

*Ripper leaves vowing revenge for this shunning*

 

Ripper: I'll be back, damn you....I'll be back.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario stamps Ripper's forehead. Mario now brings in CWM's replacement, CheroneWasScrewed::

[Adam 0]

Yes! I am on my way to becoming a post whore! Thank you, CWM!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario stamps Banned! on 5_Star_Frog_Splash's head::

[Guest Choken One]

:::It's Dark...With swirling snow breezing around the Calgary ground in Canada:::

 

:::4 Men and a Young Lady are inside the confines of an Dodge avenger:::

 

:::A few Miles beyond, 4 men are also in a Car...Driving a 95 buick century:::

 

:::The avenger pulls into a diner:::

 

:::The 4 men and the Lady enter the diner and take a seat in the far corner::

 

Chosun: God, I'm so hungry

CWM: I know man...It's been like 2 days since we ate

Choken: What looks good here?

Zack: You look good... *Directed to C.C*

C.C: *giggles*

 

:::Choke and CWM catch a second take:::

 

CHoken: So anyways...the Fried Chicken with Gravy looks good...

Cwm: Nah...I'm getting the Mashed Potatoes and Steak.

Chosun: I'll get the Turkey Club...with a chocolate milkshake

Zack: So...You wanna Share?

C.C: *giggles*

Zack: All right me and her will split a Plate of Fries and a Strawberry Shake.

 

::::The team takes their orders:::

 

:::As they eat their meal...The door chimes as four men walk into the diner and take a seat nearby the A-Team:::

 

Caboose: I'm hungry.

Chave: Me too...

AM: In my day we used to eat at **** resturants like IHOP

Mario: Ummm...Dudes...Look to your right...

 

::::The A-Team are enjoying dinner and having plesant convostation as Zack and C.C rub eachothers...Privite area"

 

Caboose: What?

AM: All right...Sure she's cute but Look at that Hunk...

Mario: You dammed fools...That's the A-Team!

Chave: I dunno...Hey...THEY ARE!

Caboose: So what do we do?

Mario: Eventully, The girl will have to go to the bathroom...So when she does...AM get up and grab her and we'll take her home and we'll be heros.

 

:::CWM and Choken finish up their plates and excuse themselves to the restroom:::

 

Mario: Just wait.

 

:::Chosun reads the Local Paper in confusement:::

 

Caboose: Why don't we just grab her?

Mario: Not yet

 

:::Zack gets up and softly kisses C.C's forehead and heads to the restroom:::

 

Caboose: I say we go for it right now

Chave: Yeah...The dude is distracted anyways

 

:::Chosun continues reading:::

 

Mario: Yeah...NOW!

 

::::AM and Caboose pop up and try to steal C.C:::

 

C.C: *Giggles* Stop tickling me Zack...I'm tickleish

Caboose: Yeah...I ani't Zack bitch...

C.C: What?

AM: C' Mon...we breaking you out!

C.C: I don't wanna go!

Caboose: Why not?

C.C: I've fallen in love with Zack...

Mario: Oh enough!

 

::Yanks C.C out of chair and runs with her:::

 

:::B Team leave the diner:::

 

Chosun: Can you hand me the salt?

 

:::A moment of silence:::

 

Chosun: Fine...I'll get it myself

 

:::The other A-Teamers walk back to the table:::

 

Choken: Hey...Where's CC?

Chosun: Isn't she across the table?

CWM: Uh No...Did she go to bathroom

ZACK: WHERE IS SHE DAMN IT!

Choken: DAMN IT! LOOK! The B team stole her!

 

:::A-Team runs to car:::

[Guest Ripper]

:::as A-team runs to their car a figure sitting alone at the back of the diner lowers a menu that was covering his shadowy yet damn sexy face:::

 

Ripper: Soon boys...soon...

 

::with a smirk he orders some chicken and gravy cause who doesn't love the gravey?::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::The B Team bomb through the rainy streets of Canada, North America, with CC in the back seat between AM and Mario. Caboose is driving. chave is playing with the glove compartment::

 

Mario: Heh heh heh, we rock.

 

chave: hey, Mario. How come you're with us now. Last I heard, you were chasing us trying to avenge fook's death.

 

Mario: Dramatic plot twist.

 

chave: 'kay.

 

Caboose: So, Canadian Chick, you glad we rescued you from the evil A Team?

 

CC: No!

 

Caboose. Yeah, you love me. Wait! You said no! But why?

 

CC: I was having fun.

 

AM: But they kidnapped you, and tied you to Bob Barron.

 

CC: But it was fun. Apart from the Barron bits.

 

Mario: But don't you want to go back home?

 

CC: No, I want to stay back there with Zack. I love him.

 

chave: But why? He sucks. And I rock like a banana on speed. Love me!

 

CC: No. It's so strange. When I look into his eyes it's like fireworks. When I touch him, I get goosepimples. When he says my name, it's like...

 

::AM throws up::

 

Caboose: Yeah, what he said. Shut up woman.

 

Mario. So wait. If they didn't kidnap you and hold you against your will, but we did, that means we're the bad guys.

 

chave: OMGWTF~!!!

 

CC: Yeah, and you don't want to be the bad guys, so just turn this car around and take me back to my darling Zack.

 

Caboose: No, it's too late. We started this war with the A-Team, and I'm damn sure we're gonna finish it.

 

CC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I like how I'm a Kevin Sullivan like character again.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Ripper]

:::The chase is on, as the A team comes speeding up behind the B-teams van:::

 

:::The most kick ass of kick ass car chases follow...you know...like the one in Ronin with a little Matrix and Bad Boys II kicked in. Just a bunch of shit blowing up for no other reason than it looking cool. Yet hour heros(and our heros-turned villians) remain perfectly unharmed...they just have really tore Canada up.:::

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

As soon as I find the pic, I'll bring my own kick ass vehicle to the B-Team. I wont tell anyone, it's a big surprise.

[Guest Ripper]

As soon as I find the pic, I'll bring my own kick ass vehicle to the B-Team. I wont tell anyone, it's a big surprise.

Y...You just told everyone...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

As soon as I find the pic, I'll bring my own kick ass vehicle to the B-Team.  I wont tell anyone, it's a big surprise.

Y...You just told everyone...

I meant I wont tell everyone what vehicle I'm bringing, and what surpise is in the vehicle.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Watch all of the WCW PPV's to see what may come with my vehicle

[Guest Choken One]

:::A speeding Avenger twists and turns through the Canadian terrain:::

 

Choken: You know after excaping death like 203 times just a hour ago...I realize something...JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WILLING TO DIE FOR?

 

CWM: To take over the TSM board?

 

Choken: It isn't working!

 

Zack: C.C....*cries*

 

Chosun: Oh Shut Up.

 

Zack: Fuck you! Your the reason she's gone in the first place!

 

:::Zack and Chosun throw punches::::

 

CWM: GUYS...GUYS! Stop it!

 

Choken: Look...There is the B Team's Car

 

Zack: So what we do?

 

Choken: Turn in there cwm...

 

:::CWM parks the car into the House:::

 

:::The team step out of the car and put on their leather Jackets and Zack opens the trunk...as they pull out 4 semi-Automatic rifles:::

 

Choken: Time to end this...

[Guest Ripper]

Ripper: Not so fast, boys.

 

:::A-Team stops and turns around to see Ripper standing there with a kick ass leather trench coat on. He stands with a smirk(a damn sexy smirk) on his face with his hands behind his back.:::

 

Ripper: I told you I'd be back.

 

Choken: Oh...yeah...Ripper. Look we're kinda busy and...

 

Ripper: SHUT UP!!! Two years I invested into that board. 2000 post. ANd what. You shun ME!! You ignore me on your little trip to the Great White North!

 

*laughs to self...obviouly insane*

 

You know...it doesn't matter anymore. Your team is the thing of the past. I present to you the thing of the future... Gentlemen.

 

:::Out jumps Ripper's team of underappreciated posters:::

 

Polkeroo: Polkeroo...bitch

 

JudasSault: I'm a bad ass and stuff

 

Johnson: I am a badass...and that is a FACT!!

 

:::Ripper looks annoyed and shoots Johnson in the head::::

 

Ripper: Yeah, sorry about him.

 

Brickwall: Now I get it.

 

CWM: Hey Brick...dude, we like you..

 

Brickwall: Oh, really. Well fuck these losers, I'm with you guys.

 

:::Brickwall runs to the A-Teams side:::

 

Ripper: FUCKER!!!! Polkaroo, shoot him.

 

Polkaroo: Polkaroo!

 

Ripper: Yeah...I get it...Polkaroo. Will you do something!!!

 

Polkaroo: Polkaroo!!

 

 

:::Polkaroo walks aimlessly off into the night, repeating his name over and over:::

 

Ripper: Fuck!!! Guess its just you and me Judas...Judas?

 

Chosun: Yeah..he sold you out for some silver. We kinda knew you were coming.

 

Zack: CC....*cries*

 

Chosun: Will you stop it!!!

 

Choken: Okay..um..Ripper, is that all, cause we got something to do...

 

Ripper: Okay...fine. You all think you won? You think this is over? Its only begaining.

 

:::Ripper leans forward with a big smile on his face:::

 

Ripper: Hey, guys...wanna see a trick?

 

 

:::From under his trench coat RIpper pulls out a cartoonishly huge machine gun out and starts firing. In kick ass slow mo we see the A-Team leap for cover as Brickwall, being a brickwall and all, is too slow to move. Therefore, he is the first to get it... As the rest of the A-team is in the air leaping for cover, we freeze frame.:::

 

Country dude from Dukes of Hazzard: Now them boys in some trouble.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::Meanwhile, inside the house::

 

Caboose: Damn it, I knew we should have hidden the car somewhere.

 

AM: So, what do we do now boss?

 

Caboose: Mario. Get that box I told you to bring from the car.

 

::Mario brings a large wooden crate to Caboose, wh opens it up::

 

Caboose: In here we've got all the weapons we could possibly need to defeat the A-Team. Guns. Grenades. Bulletproof vests. Samuri swords.

 

chave: Sweet.

 

Caboose. Lets get upstairs and barricade ourselves in a bedroom.

 

Mario: But what about the old couple who live here.

 

::Scan acroos to a shot of an old husband and wife who Caboose tied and gagged earlier::

 

Caboose: They'll keep. Mario, bring Canadian Chick.

 

::Mario grabs Canadian Chick and tries to force her up to the bedroom, but she sees Ripper pull out his weapon and start shooting it at Zach outside, and breaks away from his grip::

 

Caboose: Come back here bitch or I'll shoot.

 

CC: NOOOOOOOOO!

Edited August 2, 2003 by chave

[Adam 0]

Hey, if anyone gets to fall in love with C.C, it should be me! Dammit!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Everyone falls in love with CC. But she only has eyes for Zach. The bastard.

 

Incidently: a page full of plot. Well done us!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You heard!

[Adam 0]

YES~! I am the CHOSUN ONE!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

YES~!  I am the CHOSUN ONE!

*MARKS OUT~!!!!*

[Guest Choken One]

It's odd to see a Screen Name based off your likeness..

 

Great....I think.

[Guest Choken One]

:::The A-Team looks above into the room holding the B Team:

 

Zack: THOSE BASTARDS!

Choken: Calm Down...

[Adam 0]

YES~!  I am the CHOSUN ONE!

*MARKS OUT~!!!!*

Yes yes, I know, I have that affect on people.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh.My.God.

 

 

We've created a monster.

[Guest SP-1]

::Suddenly, a rumble causes everyone to fall to the ground. Just as they attempt to stand again, another earthquake throws them back to their butts::

 

::Caboose looks up, and suddenly begins laughing hysterically::

 

::CWM looks up as a shadow falls across them all, and is infuriated::

 

CWM: No . . . no, that bastard henchman wouldn'y POSSIBLE betray ME!

 

::Above them . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BARD-ZORD STANDS!::

 

::Spider-Bard leaps down to the ground, dressed in a black trenchcoat himself. The visor of his Ranger helmet shifts back to reveal dark eyes that fix themselves on CWM::

 

SB: Hi boss . . .

 

::SB hauls two pistols out and takes aim at CWM! BETRAYAL~!::

 

To Be Continued . . .

 

 

 

 

 

. . . *probably just fucked up the fun*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::Suddenly, a rumble causes everyone to fall to the ground.  Just as they attempt to stand again, another earthquake throws them back to their butts::

 

::Caboose looks up, and suddenly begins laughing hysterically::

 

::CWM looks up as a shadow falls across them all, and is infuriated::

 

CWM:  No . . . no, that bastard henchman wouldn'y POSSIBLE betray ME!

 

::Above them . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BARD-ZORD STANDS!::

 

::Spider-Bard leaps down to the ground, dressed in a black trenchcoat himself.  The visor of his Ranger helmet shifts back to reveal dark eyes that fix themselves on CWM::

 

SB:  Hi boss . . .

 

::SB hauls two pistols out and takes aim at CWM!  BETRAYAL~!::

 

To Be Continued . . .

 

 

 

 

 

. . . *probably just fucked up the fun*

The thng is, whenever some-one tries to fuck up the fun, this happens...

 

 

 

::CWM slaps CHOSUN to wake him up from his ether endused stupor::

 

CWM: Wake up bitch. You're day-dreaming again. Mumbling something about a bard?

 

Chosun: Dammit, I thought he was gonna be killed.

[Adam 0]

Oh.My.God.

 

 

We've created a monster.

Yes you have. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

On a side note, I don't wish death on CWM, just defeat at the hands of the CHOSUN ONE~!