The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest Choken One]

good luck

 

I'm still trying to make it dramatic and serious...can't quite get there...

 

So i'm just gonna murder random posters...

 

that always works...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Wow, I'm officially out of the saga, without even getting jobbed out.

[Guest Choken One]

You're still in it...I just didn't include the B Team in the last up-date...

 

The next one will bring you guys back

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You're still in it...I just didn't include the B Team in the last up-date...

 

The next one will bring you guys back

Be sure that I turn into the thing in my avatar.

 

The reason why:

 

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::Canadian Chicks house, 6:00 Canadian time. CC, Kotz and Zack are sat on a sofa watching TV. Canadian Chick is in the middle::

 

CC: (whispering in Kotz's ear) Remember, Zack doesn't know about us, so keep quiet.

 

Zack: So, you're sure you weren't trying to break into Canadian Chicks house then Kotz.

 

Kotz: Nah, I'm telling you man, the last I heard, you guys had flown out here so I thought I'd try and meet up with you.

 

Zack: 'kay.

 

::Both men put their hands on CC's thighs while looking at the TV. CC stands up with a start::

 

CC: Uh...

 

Zack: What's up hon?

 

CC: Um, does anyone want a coffee?

 

Kotz :Yeah sure.

 

Zack: Cool.

 

::CC walks to the kitchen::

 

Kotz: So.

 

Zack: Yeah.

 

Kotz: Right.

 

Zack: Uh huh.

 

Kotz: Indeed.

 

Zack: So, uh, you gonna be here for a while?

 

Kotz: Well, the next train out of Canada doesn't leave until the morning.

 

Zack: I see.

 

Kotz: Yep.

 

Zack: Sure.

 

Kotz: 'kay

 

Zack: Listen, if me and CC, um, disappear somewhere for a few hours what would you do.

 

Kotz: A FEW HOURS? Ahem. Well, I'd come looking for you. Obviously.

 

Zack: Well, um, don't.

 

::In the kitchen, CC is making coffee when Anglesault walks in::

 

AS: So, uh, Canadian Chick. Have you seen my knife anywhere?

 

CC: Which one?

 

AS: Um, the big sharp one.

 

CC: Oh, yeah. I found it under the sofa covered in blood, so I put it in the dishwasher. Here it is.

 

AS: (grabs knife) Oh, covered in blood, I wonder how that happened. Well, bye.

 

::AS runs out the room. CC finishes making the coffee and takes it back out to the boys who are sitting in awkward silence::

 

CC: Here you go guys.

 

Zack: Listen Canadian Chick, I love you and I trust you, but I'm getting a funny feeling right now. Please, just tell me if anything happened while I was away.

 

CC: Um... Well...

 

::Suddenly, AS bursts into the room like that dude in Seinfield who wasn't Jerry, George or the kinky bitch::

 

AS: OMG~! I've just found Edge in the basement. He's been in a box down there since No Way Out.

 

CC: Edge?

 

::CC sprints out of the room and down into the basement, quickly followed by Kotz and Zack. The basement however is empty.::

 

CC: I don't get it. Where is he AS?

 

::Suddenly, CC, Kotz and Zack hear the door slam loudly behind them. They spin round to see AS at the top of the stairs laughing evily with a knife in his hand::

 

AS: Heheheh. Now I'm in control.

 

 

 

*TO BE CONTINUED!!!*

[Guest Ripper]

If this turns to a 3-way *shakes fist*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

If this turns to a 3-way *shakes fist*

Dude, I know it's hot, but don't start wanking over it...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

PEOPLE! Go read the album review I did in Smarks Krew!!!!!

 

 

it sucks but I did it so it's worth looking at.

[Guest Ripper]

If this turns to a 3-way *shakes fist*

Dude, I know it's hot, but don't start wanking over it...

 

Shakey fist of anger...Shakey fist of anger.

 

I thought me and Random Stranger established what the shakey fist meant.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

If this turns to a 3-way *shakes fist*

Dude, I know it's hot, but don't start wanking over it...

 

Shakey fist of anger...Shakey fist of anger.

I know it was shakey fist of anger, but your sig makes me question your concept of sexy...

[Guest Ripper]

You just can't handle the PELVIC ROTATION OF DOOM~!

 

And Choken, you got to update since I don't want to step on anything that you are going to do with my running comedy bit. You guys bring the importance...I bring the pointless.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You just can't handle the PELVIC ROTATION OF DOOM~!

 

And Choken, you got to update since I don't want to step on anything that you are going to do with my running comedy bit. You guys bring the importance...I bring the pointless.

Best to PM him.

 

All of a sudden the saga got ORGANISED~!

[Guest Choken One]

Not Bad Chave...although you kinda went against what I told you to but I liked the dialouge between C.C's Lovers...

 

And Ripper...PM if you have ideas or you want to add something...

 

Currently...I'm penning the MASTER PIECE of the SAGA and let's just say i've only got like 1/4 of it done and ALREADY 4 people have been brutally killed.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Not Bad Chave...although you kinda went against what I told you to but I liked the dialouge between C.C's Lovers...

 

And Ripper...PM if you have ideas or you want to add something...

 

Currently...I'm penning the MASTER PIECE of the SAGA and let's just say i've only got like 1/4 of it done and ALREADY 4 people have been brutally killed.

::Shows up riding Jason's shoulder, in order to end the saga quickly::

[Guest Ripper]

Not Bad Chave...although you kinda went against what I told you to but I liked the dialouge between C.C's Lovers...

 

And Ripper...PM if you have ideas or you want to add something...

 

Currently...I'm penning the MASTER PIECE of the SAGA and let's just say i've only got like 1/4 of it done and ALREADY 4 people have been brutally killed.

Nah. I have no ideas... I am a read and react guy. And I am sure whatever you guys come up with is better than any thing I can come up with. I'm flying a Cessna to New York in the SAGA right now for christ sake.

 

You just keep bringing the DRAWMUH and I'll bring the HOT COMEDY...okay...luke warm comedy...or tepid comedy...whatever. I got to kill Dr. TOM so THERE!!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Can I just start humming Kylie CD's into the Canadian sky like frisbees, and watch Kotz chase after them in order to lose him for a few days? I'm not the sharing type.

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah...

 

I oughta insert you in somehow...

 

I can't write Tepid Comedy though...I'll let Chave do your parts...

 

OK!

 

Ripper does the Tepid Comedy

Chave does the Porno

CHOKEN does the REAL SHIT....and kills people and makes a million references to Scarface, Godfather, Sopranos as possible.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Not Bad Chave...although you kinda went against what I told you to but I liked the dialouge between C.C's Lovers...

It's not finished yet, my friend. All will come together in time...

[Guest Choken One]

that's what scares me...

[Guest Choken One]

remember Chave...DON'T KILL ANYONE!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

remember Chave...DON'T KILL ANYONE!

Don't worry, I'll save them for you.

[Guest caboose]

Seeing as I haven't been around as much, someone care to recap the main happenings since page 16 and Chave's crazy edits?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'll kill someone if he builds to a 3 way. Know how we complained about Big Show being in there with Lesnar and Angle? If you want a **** fuck, keep Spoony as far away from my segments as possible.

 

I got love for ya Kotz, just not in this Chasing Amy "everyone must have sex" way.

[Guest Choken One]

ah...What if Spoon and AS have sex and You and C.C go on your own...

 

But you have to compomise...I'll kill you both in a rage of fury...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'll kill someone if he builds to a 3 way. Know how we complained about Big Show being in there with Lesnar and Angle? If you want a **** fuck, keep Spoony as far away from my segments as possible.

 

I got love for ya Kotz, just not in this Chasing Amy "everyone must have sex" way.

I have my orders from Choken.

 

I'm not building towards a three way. But you're still not gonna like it...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'm not having sex with anything not female. And that doesn't mean I'm to get stuck with buffybeast either. I haven't a complaint in the world about the saga, but when my sex life is brought up, even in fiction, I only want the best for Zack Jr.

[Guest Choken One]

*Thinks about what he ordered*

 

 

Ah Shit.

 

Sorry Zack

[Guest Ripper]

Seeing as I haven't been around as much, someone care to recap the main happenings since page 16 and Chave's crazy edits?

Lets see...CC was having hardcore sex with Kotz when Angle walked in and busted up the party only to be knocked out again. Choken killed Chosun for some reason that included deep thoughts and throwing rocks in water or something. Dames was apparently behind the entire thing, and Banky was only a decoy. Random Stranger lied about having a jet and it was really a Cessna which actually belong to Dames who told Random Stranger to keep me away from the Banky showdown. Random Stranger was actually Dr. TOm who got killed...

 

Choken then is chillin at the house, the A team has broken up and Flik shows up for no reason but to be shot down by a helicoptor. And Angle locked CC, Zack who showed up amid the hardcore sex, and Kotz in the basement for what appears to be leading towards more raunchy sex.

[Guest Choken One]

OK! Chave pm and I'll give NEW ordersuh...

 

 

God I feel like HHH here.

[Guest Choken One]

Seeing as I haven't been around as much, someone care to recap the main happenings since page 16 and Chave's crazy edits?

Lets see...CC was having hardcore sex with Kotz when Angle walked in and busted up the party only to be knocked out again. Choken killed Chosun for some reason that included deep thoughts and throwing rocks in water or something. Dames was apparently behind the entire thing, and Banky was only a decoy. Random Stranger lied about having a jet and it was really a Cessna which actually belong to Dames who told Random Stranger to keep me away from the Banky showdown. Random Stranger was actually Dr. TOm who got killed...

 

Choken then is chillin at the house, the A team has broken up and Flik shows up for no reason but to be shot down by a helicoptor. And Angle locked CC, Zack who showed up amid the hardcore sex, and Kotz in the basement for what appears to be leading towards more raunchy sex.

wow.

 

Nice Wrap Up.

 

Ya ought end the RIPPER adventures and just do

 

RIPPER DIATRIBES for the saga.