The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest SP-1]

::Suddenly, a rumble causes everyone to fall to the ground.  Just as they attempt to stand again, another earthquake throws them back to their butts::

 

::Caboose looks up, and suddenly begins laughing hysterically::

 

::CWM looks up as a shadow falls across them all, and is infuriated::

 

CWM:  No . . . no, that bastard henchman wouldn'y POSSIBLE betray ME!

 

::Above them . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BARD-ZORD STANDS!::

 

::Spider-Bard leaps down to the ground, dressed in a black trenchcoat himself.  The visor of his Ranger helmet shifts back to reveal dark eyes that fix themselves on CWM::

 

SB:  Hi boss . . .

 

::SB hauls two pistols out and takes aim at CWM!  BETRAYAL~!::

 

To Be Continued . . .

 

 

 

 

 

. . . *probably just fucked up the fun*

The thng is, whenever some-one tries to fuck up the fun, this happens...

 

 

 

::CWM slaps CHOSUN to wake him up from his ether endused stupor::

 

CWM: Wake up bitch. You're day-dreaming again. Mumbling something about a bard?

 

Chosun: Dammit, I thought he was gonna be killed.

*high fives chave*

 

Good save, yo. Good save. I don't know why I posted that crap.

[Adam 0]

to chave

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I bring the groove

[Adam 0]

You certainly being something, I dont know what it is.

[Guest Ripper]

:::CC's screams can be heard outside as Zak try's to break free of Chosuns grasp to go save her.:::

 

Zack: Let ME GO!!! They are doing stuff that can't be good to her....only I get to do that stuff. Right, Baby?

 

CC: NOOOOOOOOOO....*giggles* um, right...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

Chosun: Dude, Ripper is still shooting all over the place...he already took out Brickwall, do you wanna be next.

 

Choken: I have a idea...Chosun, you get naked and run out to distract him and we'll shoot him when he turns.

 

CWM: Dammit Choken, having Chosun run around nakidly is your solution to everything. When we ran out of gas, when we didn't have the money to pay our tab at that diner, when we ran out of jelly. Really, there are other ways out of stuff.

 

Choken: But...but would it be as fun as the jiggling buttocks of Chosun...?

 

CWM: As soon as this is over, we are going to a strip club or something to man your ass back up...seriously.

 

:::Ripper continues firing his seemingly endless supply of fire power until it suddenly...well...ends.:::

 

Ripper: Die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI....hey...what happened to the firepower?

 

 

:::the A-team step out from behind their respective hiding places that are all riddled with bullets yet they remain PERFECTLY UNHARMED~!...Except Zack who has snot nose from crying over CC...It ain't a bullet hole but geez...its nasty.:::

 

CWM: Well...you certainly showed us...

 

*Chosun/Choken/Zack all laugh.*

 

Ripper: Well...did I show you.... THIS!

 

:::Ripper whips out a big ass magnum and starts blasting at the now unhid A-Team. He blast all of the shots plus a few extra from magical action movie land until the clip is empty. Cut to A-Team who look at each other...all PERFECTLY UNHARMED~! in a Pulp Fiction-esqe moment, then raise their guns and shoot at Ripper:::

[The Dames 0]

This all leads to me getting the girl at the end, right?

 

Right!?

 

Dames

[Guest Ripper]

This all leads to me getting the girl at the end, right?

 

Right!?

 

Dames

It sure is Dames...it sure is.

 

:::leads Dames out and looks back at the others shaking head no:::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This all leads to me getting the girl at the end, right?

 

Right!?

 

Dames

*gives Dames Rosanne*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::The A-Team re-holster their smoking pistols::

 

Choken: Right, that takes care of Ripper. Lets go in and get the B Team. Canadian Chick, you stay out here. It's the safest place for you.

 

CC: 'kay. Take care hon.

 

Zach: Oh, I will baby, I will.

 

::The A-Team run in to the hotel::

 

Zach: An old couple, tied up. Oh the humanity~!

 

CWM: No time for compassion, we've got bitches to screw. Metaphoricaly.

 

::The A-Team run up to the first floor. All the doors are unlocked apart from one::

 

Choken: B Team! You in there?

 

Caboose: Yes. Finally we meet. Choken.

 

Choken: Yep. You ok?

 

Caboose: Meh. You can't sweet talk me, you may have Canadian Chick, but you'll never take us!

 

::Cut to inside the room. Caboose is leant with his ear up against the locked door. Mario, AM are sat on the floor behind him::

 

chave: Caboose, maybe we should let it go. We came here to try and save Canadian Chick, and now we know she's safe. We've got no reason to carry on fighting the A-Team.

 

Caboose: You poor, naive little fool chave. That was never the reason for this trek, merely what I told you guys to come along with me.

 

Choken: What was the reason then Caboose?

 

Caboose: You know, really it's top secret, but I can't resist gossiping. A month ago, I was contacted by Banky.

 

CHOSUN: The former TSM household name?

 

Caboose: The one and the same. Growing bitter and twisted with time, he retreated further and further into insanity after he was banned from the board. That's why he contacted me. He wanted to take out the A-Team of TSM posters, a group of people who's posts are the very corner-stone of this board.

 

::Choken, Zack, CWM and CHOSUN smile like hippies who've just found the last cookie::

 

Caboose: When I found out about your mission to piss off Dames by kidnapping Canadian Chick, I decided to follow you, bring CC back to Dames and get him to ban you.

 

CWM: So wait, this whole saga was actually a coherent plan, and not simply a load of random shit?

 

Caboose: Indeed.

 

Zach: So, where is Banky now?

 

Caboose: He has an island hideaway in the Caribbean where he lives a debauched life with Tiff Malibu.

 

Choken: Don't you see Caboose, Banky fooled you. He just wanted to destroy the board. And you with it.

 

::The door opens up, and the B Team walk out::

 

Caboose: Well, now you say it, it does seem rather obvious. Lets go and reek revenge on Banky for this thread!

 

All: YEAH~!

 

CHOSUN: But wait, how are we gonna get to the Caribbean on such short notice:

 

*MAYBE I CAN HELP*

 

::They turn round to see the silhouette of a mysterious heroic man at the top of the stairs::

 

CHOSUN: Who is it?

 

Mario: Could it be?

 

AM: It is!

 

Choken: DAMES~!

 

Dames: Hi.

 

CWM: What are you doing here?

 

Dames: I've been following your trail for days now. And now I hear Banky is the true centre of this problem. We must go meet him. Come, we can all use my private jet.

 

chave: You have a private jet?

 

Dames: Hey, I know people. And those people love me. Lets go!

 

::All exit the house, tell Canadian Chick the new plot twist, and fly to Banky and Tiff's secret Carribean hideout::

 

Dames: Told you I was the man!

 

::Pops da collar::

Edited August 2, 2003 by chave

[Adam 0]

...and they all lived happily ever after.

 

What the fuck?

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

I too was kinda looking forward to a final battle between the two teams.

 

 

 

 

And why was I written out of the storyline?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

...and they all lived happily ever after.

 

What the fuck?

nah, the teams have just united to fight Banky. There are plenty of plot twists left...

[Adam 0]

Oh, thats OK then. This thing is going on for LOOONG time.

[Guest Choken One]

Damn...Now I gotta change gears.

[Adam 0]

You can do that easy CO.

[Guest Choken One]

Well...Yeah No problem but this blows a Hole in my planned blow off...

[Adam 0]

well I don't think the blow off should be until WM XX really, we have to keep this storyline going.

[Guest Choken One]

Well...Yeah...

 

I'll make it a Full Length Book or something...

[Adam 0]

sounds good to me, I'd buy it.

 

 

 

NO, I am NOT pathetic!

[Guest Ripper]

:::As the Jet flys off, we get a over the shoulder shot of a slightly bloodied man (damn sexy man) watching as it leaves:::

 

Ripper: It's never gonna be over....

 

*shakes fist at air*

 

...

 

 

15 minutes later:

 

:::Ripper still shaking fist at air:::

 

Random stranger: Uh...hey there fella, you ok...eh.

 

Ripper: Huh...oh...yeah. I'm fine.

 

Random Stranger: You've been shakin your fist there for a while, eh. I thought you might have been having a seizure or something, eh.

 

Ripper: Oh..oh no. I am shaking my fist in anger. It is the shakey fist of revenge.

 

Random Stanger: Oh...Who you shakin it at, God...eh?

 

Ripper: No, the A-team and B-team...they joined together with dames, flew off in a Jet and left me out again. Bastards.

 

Random Stranger: A-TEAM AND B-TEAM!!! Those assholes were in my diner the other day and all of them skipped out on the check. I HATE THAT...um...eh. If I ever see those guys...Mind if I shake my fist with you?

 

Ripper: Sure.

 

:::Both shake fist at air:::

 

Random Stranger: You know, maybe we should get in my jet and follow them...

 

...

 

Eh.

 

Ripper: Wait.. you have a jet? What does everyone have a jet now?

 

Random Stranger: Did you taste the chicken and gravey? That sells like hotcakes. I'm rich BIOTCH! ...eh.

 

Ripper: Well then lets go!!!!

 

:::to be continued:::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Well...Yeah No problem but this blows a Hole in my planned blow off...

Sorry dude, I didn't know you had a plan. Can you blame me?

[Guest Choken One]

well...It's my fault for slacking off on this...I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE THE SAGE sooner or later

 

It's just impossible to curb all the New Storyline and Ripper too...Gotta work him in some how...

 

The oringal Blow off was Intended to Be CWM turning On the A-Team and the ultimate stand off between Myself and Him.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

well...It's my fault for slacking off on this...I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE THE SAGE sooner or later

 

It's just impossible to curb all the New Storyline and Ripper too...Gotta work him in some how...

 

The oringal Blow off was Intended to Be CWM turning On the A-Team and the ultimate stand off between Myself and Him.

Hey, he can still double cross the A and B teams and turn on you in the Caribbean

Edited August 4, 2003 by chave

[Guest Choken One]

Shhh!

Edited August 4, 2003 by Choken One

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Edited my last post. But then re-edited back in again. Which leaves me with space here to say that I rock, and you suck.

 

In order to make Chokens next post make sense:

 

 

 

Have you got a small dick Choken?

Edited August 4, 2003 by chave

[Guest Choken One]

Nah...I've come up with something HUGE! HUGE! HUGE!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

It's fun to edit

Edited August 4, 2003 by chave

[Guest Ripper]

LOL!! Those last 3 post shows why I love this place.

 

I am just enjoying my role as the bumbling foil that can get nothing right. Kind of like Muerte in that Kathleen Turner, Dennis Quaid movie "Undercover Blues"

 

*realizes he just admitted to seeing "Undercover Blues" and remembering character names*

 

*leaves*

[Guest Choken One]

:::: The Dames Jet:::

 

:::The A-Team of Choken, CWM, Zack and Chosun sit across the B Team of Chave, Caboose, Mario and AM:::

 

:::Dames Arrives out of the Cockpit:::

 

Dames: Well...C.C has arrived back to her home with Heavy Surveillance.

Zack: Whew. Thank God...I was really worried...

Chave: We Know. You keep going "C.C...C.C..C.C" since we got on the jet

Zack: Why don't you shut your face you cumstain?

 

Dames: WHOA! Enough...If we're gonna beat this Madman...We need to work together.

Choken: Exactly. Look...If we are too defeat the Man known as Banky...We need to work together.

Chave: Fine.

 

::Pilot shouts::

 

CWM: What he say?

Mario: We're approaching the Airport...Buckle Up.

Chosun: Thank god for your keen sense of hearing.

 

:::They all buckle up:::

 

::::The Plane Lands:::

 

:::The A and B Team along with Dames Emerge:::

 

::The Pilot, a TSM mainstay, SpaceMan Spiff shakes hands with Dames and flies Off::

 

Chave: Where the fuck is he going?

Dames: Don't Worry.

 

:::Choken and CWM take a quick glance at each other and nod their heads as CWM points to his hips...Pointing out his pistol:::

 

:::The A-Team and B Team enter a Waiting Limo...Paid for by the credit of R.R.R:::

 

Dames: We can thank R.R.R for this ride...

Choken: Why is that?

Dames: Well...Let's Just say he was involved in a nasty tryst

Chosun: What?

Mario:Do we really want to know?

Chave: Hell Yes!

Zack: Spill it dames...

Dames: Well...I caught him...well...Watching Test/Steiner Bad Blood and he was LIKING IT!

 

::COLLECTIVE GASP:::

 

Dames: I know.

Choken: Well...I don't know what to Say.

Dames: Well...There is something new.

Choken: Hey...

Dames: Anyways...DRIVER....

:::Driver SNAPS head around and it's...NOBODY!::

Driver: Where to...DAMES?!?

Dames...Urrrr....The Hidden Islands?

Driver: Cool.

 

:::Drives off...Along the Beautiful Islands:::

 

:::The A and B Team all enjoy plesant convo:::

 

:::Although...Choken is silent...he stares into the very eyes of all the guys...and thinks to himself:::

 

Choken's Mind: Something isn't right here...something is off-kilter....I just can't put my thumb on it just yet...

 

:::CWM slaps Choken on the back:::

 

CWM: Yo...Dude...you were daydreaming or something...

Chokn: Oh Yeah I guess I was..

CWM: What about?

Choken:Oh the usual...Tittes and Pussies...You know how I play...

CWM: Mah P.I.M.P.

Choken: (CHUCKLES) You know it playa...

 

Choken: Hey...How do I know that I can trust you?

CWM: With all the shit we’ve been through, you think I’ll really kill you?

Choken: Yeah, I do.

 

::Dames suddenly starts sprouting off words but no one pays attention:::

 

Dames: We're here. Time to teach that fuck a lesson...

 

:::Choken and CWM pull out their Pistols::

 

Caboose: Is it loaded?

Choken:There is nothing more useless then an unloaded gun

 

:::The Players step out of the Limo:::

 

::There is a slight breeze:::

 

:::They stare at the House on top of a mountain overlooking the beautiful Blue Sea With the Green Palm trees swaying in the breeze:::

 

:::The Leather Treach coats exposes the Pistols holstered to The A-Team...while the B Team remain gunless:::

 

Dames: All right...This is it...remember...You fuck with me, You fuck with the best!

Choken: Give me a Moment...

 

:::Choken Walks away from the Group and finds a rock in between two palm trees just a few yards away from the Limo:::

 

:::Choken Bends down and stares Into the Blue Sea:::

 

Choken(To Himself): Every moment in life is a learning experience. Or what good is it, right?

 

 

....To Be Continued

[Guest Choken One]

:::Choken Rejoins the Group and Loads the Pistol:::

 

Choken: Game Time.

 

:::The Group Walk up the stone Steps:::

 

::They reach the Door:::

 

Chave: Well...Now what?

Dames: Knock on the door...

Chave: I don't think so...

Choken: Chosun...Do it.

Chosun: Ah shit.

 

::Chosun knocks on the door::

 

:WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE:::

 

:We fade away from the Islands and we return to the Dark Dirty Basement of C.C:::

 

:::AngleSault awakens:::

 

AS: Ah...Shit that is the fucking last straw...Where are those guys now?

 

:::AS walks up the stairs gingerly...He opens the door:::

 

AngleSault: MMM...Empty..I'm going home...finally...I'm a kill Barron.

 

:::Just as AS is about to exit the house...He hears a Noise...and some more:::

 

AS: Well...I better go check this out although all logic will point it's gonna end up with me knocked out cold again...

 

:::AS walks up the stairs...and follows the sound...it leads him to a door...he peers in and cracks the door open SLIGHTY::

 

:::Loud Moaning is heard and this perplexes AS::

 

:::He finally gets a good look...and he sees it...Canadian Chick...Naked riding on the large cock of another man:::

 

C.C: Ah...Fuck...Jesus Christ this is wonderful..Ride me Baby! Ohhh! Yes! YES! YES! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!! i love you! I love your dick baby! FUCK ME!

 

::AS IS STUNNED AND STONED FACED:::

 

:::C.C collaspes in an Orgasmic fury:::

 

C.C: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school....More...More...I want More. Oh, Kotz...Your the greatest fuck in the world.

Kotzenjunge: Even better then Zack?

C.C: MUCH better!

 

AS: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

C.C: OH MY GOD! It's not what you're thinking!

AS: What? You slipped, fell and landed on his Dick?

 

 

Kotz: Look...AngleSault...You can't tell ANYONE about this...

C.C: Please...Look...I love Zack...but Here in Canada I got so lonely since Zack is in the islands...Please...You must understand..

AS: Well...I guess...but why Kotz? I was in the basement ya know...

C.C: Well...while you were unconscious...I took a look at your...well...Penis and i wasn't impressed.

AS: It was cold! I tell ya!

 

CC: *Giggles* Ok. Sure.

AS: Fine...U know...I have Dames personal #...I can get in touch with Zack like *that*...So I wouldn't be making wise-cracks about Angle Junior.

CC: You're right...Well...

::Kotz...Naked rises out of bed::

:::AS can't help but to glance down::

 

AS: *GULPS*

 

Kotz: Look...AS...Let's keep this shit a secret all right buddy? Cool...Lemme Walk you to your Car...

AS: All right cool..

 

::Kotz Winks at C.C::

 

::They reach the front door and Kotz's Opens it for AS...AS steps outside::

 

:BONK!:

 

:::AS collaspes to the floor::

 

:::Kotz Drags AS back down to the basement:::

 

:Kotz walks back into C.C's Room:::

 

C.C: Great Job...Baby...

Kotz: 'Twas Nothing. Ready for more?

C.C YES! YES! YES!

 

....To be continued...