The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest Ripper]

Violence, comedy and illegal child sex....this has the writings of Hollywood BLOCKBUSTER!!!

[Guest Choken One]

Just you wait and see what I do with Barron and Dames Dog Rosco

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I feel underappreciated...CWM says I'm one of the coolest posters that rarely posts...that must mean something...why can't the rest of you see that?

 

::sobs::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*pats JSYK on the back*

 

why don't you go make me some cookies? that'll make you feel better!

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Sir, yes, sir! Maybe we could discuss how it was impossible for Cobain to kill himself with the amount of heroin that he had in his system at the time of death while I make these cookies for you...what kind of cookies do you want, by the way?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

mmm...oreos.

 

and that is an excellent topic of discussion. I think you're going to turn out as to be an excellent protege.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Oreos? How the hell do I make oreos? I can buy them...but make them?

 

Anyway....with 3x the lethal dosage of heroin in his system, Cobain wouldn't have had the strength to breathe, let alone roll his sleeve down, button it, put his syringe and his heroin back in his box, walk across the room, put the box in a drawer, pick up a shotgun, walk back across the room, take out his wallet, open it to his ID, place it next to him, position the shotgun to pull the trigger, and then shoot himself, now would he?

 

Plus, if I recall correctly, there were no clear prints on the gun...surely if he'd shot himself, he'd have to have touched the gun, at least once.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Going back to the original off-topic:

 

Choken. What the deuce? I leave this in your capable hands and you turn it into porno?

 

 

Errrrr, thanks?

[Guest Choken One]

Don't Worry...Young Chave...

 

Believe it or not...I actually have a Directional Plan...

 

Sure...The "porno" may appear to be going 180 degrees from where we were but it has a meaning....Besides...

 

I've always wanted to do Child Porno anyways...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I've always wanted to do Child Porno anyways...

It's the American Dream!

[Guest Choken One]

I'm just trying right now to work in Necrophila...

 

Which is how I'll bring back in Murmuring Beast...

[Guest Choken One]

:::Back to the Islands:::

 

:::Chosun Knocks on the door:

 

:::The door swings Open:

 

:::The B Team led by Caboose enters first followed by Dames and then the A-Team...As Choken makes his time walking in:::

 

:::The Large Illustrious Mansion is filled with Crystal Tiles and Sparking White Diamond encrusted engravings:::

 

:The Place is Silent:

 

Dames: Errm...It's pretty quiet guys...

Caboose: You think he fled?

Chosun: How would he know?

Chave: Exactly...Banky never was "in" to the game...

 

Choken: Oh...He's here. Don't worry. I can smell his fear...his reverence.

CWM: Really...then where is he?

Choken: Where would expect him to be?

 

:::Dramatic Pause with Operatic Tones:::

 

Dames: Well...Mario...Chave and Zack...Go north...Caboose, AM and Chosun go east...Me and CWM will go west...and Choken...You take your protege with you...

 

:::Choken stares coldly straight to dames eyes narrow and concise:::

 

:::They All Seperate::

 

:::Chosun starts running down the stairs:::

 

Chosun: Well...You coming or not?

Choken: *Sigh* Alas...Chosun...You never meant for this lifestyle...There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; therefore the sadness is without limit.

Chosun: The Fuck?

Choken:Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Chosun: Wanna Run that By me again?

Choken: I....Cry.

Chosun: What?

 

:::Choken One reaches in his jacket...and whips out his Pistol:::

 

Chosun: What the Hell?

Choken: Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name;

thy kingdom come;

thy will be done on earth

as it is in heaven....

 

:::Gunshot::

:::Gunshot::

:::Gunshot::

 

:::The House Stands in Shock as the shots reverberate around the house:::

 

::Quickly, The Players rush to the source of the gunshots:::

 

::The blood is still pouring from the stomach of Chosun One:::

 

:::Choken One Stands slanted upon the wall::

 

:::Mario bends down to Chosun:::

 

Mario: He's Dead. Dead.

 

CWM: What the fuck just happened here?

 

Caboose: It was that god damned Banky!

 

Choken: Please..Are you really that Naive Caboose?

 

Chave: So who was it?

 

:::Choken Withdraws the fired gun upon his jacket and tosses it on the prone body of Chosun One:::

 

Zack: You? You Killed your Protege?

 

CWM: Why?!?

 

Choken: He wasn't made for this lifestyle...He was a pawn. We ALL used him. I saved him.

 

Caboose: Well...I...

 

Zack: Don't say anything. Well, Now what? LEADER?

 

Choken: Look...Banky isn't here and he never was.

 

CWM: What you mean?

 

Choken: I've known the damn truth from the second this fucking thing started.

 

CWM: What you talking bout Choken?

 

:::Flash Back to Dame's Office:::

 

Dames: Luckily...The poor boy's parents decided NOT to press charges against TSM. HOWEVER! CHOKEN...CWM...CHOSUN...YOU ALL ARE ON HOUSE ARREST!

 

CHOKEN: WHAT? Aw fuck...that's bullshit.

 

Dames: You see that sign on the door? UNFUCKWITHABLE. Now get the fuck out of my building.

 

 

:::Flash Back Ends::

 

Choken: It was there...You made your crucial Mistake Dames...Think about it CWM...What was that picture above that desk?

 

CWM: *THINKS*....Fuck.

 

Choken: Exactly. You see fellas...This house doesn't belong to Banky...It's belongs to...DAMES.

 

:::The group looks around...Dames is gone:::

 

Choken: The War...Has...Began...

[Guest AM The Kid]

DUN DUN DUN

[Guest Choken One]

ho-le shit...I forgot AM was in the B Team...Funny how he never says anything...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yeah, it really hurts Choken...

Dont forget the thing though eh? Remember THE THING?! Just add it in at some point, remember I am "The Triple H".

Havent been able to add anything lately, sooo busy.

[Guest Choken One]

Huh? The fuck?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Remember the PM a while back? If not it's cool.

[Guest Choken One]

Remember the PM a while back? If not it's cool.

No...Tell me.

 

PM me it has to do with the SAGA

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oreos? How the hell do I make oreos? I can buy them...but make them?

 

Anyway....with 3x the lethal dosage of heroin in his system, Cobain wouldn't have had the strength to breathe, let alone roll his sleeve down, button it, put his syringe and his heroin back in his box, walk across the room, put the box in a drawer, pick up a shotgun, walk back across the room, take out his wallet, open it to his ID, place it next to him, position the shotgun to pull the trigger, and then shoot himself, now would he?

 

Plus, if I recall correctly, there were no clear prints on the gun...surely if he'd shot himself, he'd have to have touched the gun, at least once.

That's right. they couldn't pull off a single clear print. and before they could do a full exam on it Courtney took possesion of it and had it destroyed.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Oreos? How the hell do I make oreos? I can buy them...but make them?

 

Anyway....with 3x the lethal dosage of heroin in his system, Cobain wouldn't have had the strength to breathe, let alone roll his sleeve down, button it, put his syringe and his heroin back in his box, walk across the room, put the box in a drawer, pick up a shotgun, walk back across the room, take out his wallet, open it to his ID, place it next to him, position the shotgun to pull the trigger, and then shoot himself, now would he?

 

Plus, if I recall correctly, there were no clear prints on the gun...surely if he'd shot himself, he'd have to have touched the gun, at least once.

That's right. they couldn't pull off a single clear print. and before they could do a full exam on it Courtney took possesion of it and had it destroyed.

'Tis a one-sided conversation, no?

 

What was the whole thing with Love hiring a private detective to find the "real" killer? Didn't he come to the conclusion that she was involved, then he fired or, or something along those lines? Not too clear on this one.

[Guest Choken One]

Ummm...Could you two do this via PM?

 

I'm kinda in the middle of a Rambling pointless "SAGA"

 

 

I gotta think of more ways to get C.C into sexual tales.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Um...CC likes to refer to CWM as "farmboy"...have her stumble upon his farm while he goes home to get back in touch with his roots or some shit, then they have a TORRID AFFAIR~!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

*Reads the title of this and wonders who the fuck would create this thread:

 

Finds out it's all about the SAGA.

 

Proceeds to leave as not wanting to take away from it's glory as I would only drag it down. *

[Guest Choken One]

FLIK!

 

How you're not a B-Teamer I don't know...

 

If I wanted...I'd write you in but I can't kill my protege and bring you in.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

FLIK!

 

How you're not a B-Teamer I don't know...

 

If I wanted...I'd write you in but I can't kill my protege and bring you in.

Me? B-Teamer?

 

Yah, right... Me in the Saga period would be a waste.

 

Unless I was .... EVILly good.

 

Besides, isn't it kinda late to be having people join?

 

And also, wouldn't I end up being the first person getting killed in like when the grandoise CLIMAXIA happens?

 

...ok, as long as I died an uber death, I'm game. Use me away~!

 

*Thinks on that for a second*

 

...can I take back that last sentence cause like, ew.... I ain't that cheap.

[Guest Choken One]

Fuck You...Who do you think you are?

 

You don't belong in the saga.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

If anything, I should be introduced as CWM's protege. I don't know how Flik plays into this at all.

 

And I notice that my post was no-sold. Well played, boys. Well played.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Fuck You...Who do you think you are?

 

You don't belong in the saga.

 

Didn't I say, I didn't belong?

 

Besides, you do know I was joking that whole post right? Geezus, a guy can't even joke on the message boards anymore without someone getting uppity about it.

[Guest Choken One]

Fuck You...Who do you think you are?

 

You don't belong in the saga.

 

Didn't I say, I didn't belong?

 

Besides, you do know I was joking that whole post right? Geezus, a guy can't even joke on the message boards anymore without someone getting uppity about it.

Fuck You...

 

 

Somebody didn't read the DRIPPING scarcasm...

 

 

So much for the potential SCHIZO CHOKEN angle I was thinking about...

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I don't know how Flik plays into this at all.

Me play into this? I just showed up to read up on this thread, thinking "I feel under appreciated for doing nothing special. I think I'll post here."

 

Then it came upon me that this was about the SAGA and then I was like "fuck it. I've already gone this far, I ain't about to not fucking post now."

 

So I posted.

 

Besides, I don't think I'd manage to be on either Team. I'm nobody special so I shouldn't deserve treatment of such regard.

 

Most guys on the teams are known for something special. I haven't done anything, therefore, I can't possibly be in the SAGA.