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Guest AndrewTS
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Nope, I won't credit Goldberg because nothing was mentioned about it and I know HHH is injury-prone.

 

Maybe it WAS Steph.

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Guest wildpegasus
Posted

Personally, I'd wager that the groin injury is just bad lock from an awkard movement or something. That's what happened to me before.

Guest The Old Me
Posted

*goes back to look at the happy b-day HHH thread in NHB*

 

Damn, my wish came true, only now, Goldberg will most definately get the title, the one person I wanted HHH to not job to.

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

All these injuries...HHH has turned into Scott Steiner

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I'm only saying this one more time.

 

All of these injuries are solely HHH's fault.

 

He is in the porest physical condition of anyone on the roster.

 

Unless he gets an injury from a mule kick by Goldberg, these are all a result of having 0 flexability...which is killer in wrestling.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

It's killer in wrestling, but not the WWE.

 

Sure, it takes away from the kicks, but HHH still has his punches... 50% of your offense isn't too shabby...

 

:)

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You know....Vince COULD use this to heat up the HHH/Goldberg feud even more.

 

 

*Man Gets Hit in Groin with Football*

 

Goldberg would be in the locker room playing football with Goldust. (Because both their names begin with Gold - Comedy once again ) Goldberg throws the football and hits HHH in the groin with it.

 

HHH: Agh, my groin !

 

Then, WWE could replay this over and over, with different camera angles and rock music.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

He still has the Sleeper.

 

HHH getting hit by football is genius.

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

Yeah, but how the hell will he USE THE KNEE~! now?

Guest godthedog
Posted

knowing triple h, he'll just work through the injury at summerslam and attempt to work a 15-minute match with goldberg, which i can't WAIT for. this is gonna be trips/steiner times twenty, and it'll be beautiful.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
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HHH is a pro. He knows that a large moveset is integral to the success of any wrestler in the WWE. So rather than the high knee, he'll do a running punch. Rather than the Pedigree, he'll do a punch. Rather than a spinebuster, he'll do a punch - to the mid-section. Rather than the indian deathlock, he'll do mounted punches. Rather than the flair flip, he'll punch the turnbuckle.

 

It's all about variety.

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Triple H: Come 'ere!

Chris Jericho: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Triple H: I'm invincible!

Chris Jericho: You're a loony.

Triple H: Triple H always triumphs! Have at you!

Come on then.

[whop]

[Chris Jericho chops the Triple H's other leg off]

Triple H: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Chris Jericho: Come, Christian.

Triple H: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite

your legs off!

Guest AndrewTS
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knowing triple h, he'll just work through the injury at summerslam and attempt to work a 15-minute match with goldberg, which i can't WAIT for. this is gonna be trips/steiner times twenty, and it'll be beautiful.

You mean let Goldberg have all the offense while he sells his ass off for him, causing Goldberg to exhaust his moveset and keep doing the same crap over and over?

 

Well, the way he exposed Steiner and RVD, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Triple H: Come 'ere!

Chris Jericho: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Triple H: I'm invincible!

Chris Jericho: You're a loony.

Triple H: Triple H always triumphs! Have at you!

Come on then.

[whop]

[Chris Jericho chops the Triple H's other leg off]

Triple H: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Chris Jericho: Come, Christian.

Triple H: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite

your legs off!

The Monty Python crew booking and writing WWE programming...

 

BRILLIANT!!!!

Guest godthedog
Posted
Triple H: Come 'ere!

Chris Jericho: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Triple H: I'm invincible!

Chris Jericho: You're a loony.

Triple H:  Triple H always triumphs! Have at you!

Come on then.

[whop]

[Chris Jericho chops the Triple H's other leg off]

Triple H: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Chris Jericho: Come, Christian.

Triple H: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite

your legs off!

The Monty Python crew booking and writing WWE programming...

 

BRILLIANT!!!!

if vince could get a writing team half as good as eric idle, michael palin, terry jones, terry gilliam, graham chapman and john cleese i will personally blow him, let him cum on my face and broadcast it on the internet.

 

i can make idle promises like that, because i know it will NEVER EVER HAPPEN.

Posted
Triple H: Come 'ere!

Chris Jericho: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Triple H: I'm invincible!

Chris Jericho: You're a loony.

Triple H:  Triple H always triumphs! Have at you!

Come on then.

[whop]

[Chris Jericho chops the Triple H's other leg off]

Triple H: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Chris Jericho: Come, Christian.

Triple H: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow

bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite

your legs off!

The Monty Python crew booking and writing WWE programming...

 

BRILLIANT!!!!

if vince could get a writing team half as good as eric idle, michael palin, terry jones, terry gilliam, graham chapman and john cleese i will personally blow him, let him cum on my face and broadcast it on the internet.

 

i can make idle promises like that, because i know it will NEVER EVER HAPPEN.

:huh:

 

Er, right.

 

Anyway...yeah, it would be funny...

 

*Pictures Ric Flair going for a match...hand out like he's riding a horse...and Randy Orton clacking coconut halves together.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

No, it wouldn't happen. Now, writers half as good as the ones for Benny Hill, that's more likely...

Guest NoCalMike
Posted

With the latest Groin injury, Triple H will be rewarded with another Desire video and at least another year as reigning Raw champ.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted
No, it wouldn't happen. Now, writers half as good as the ones for Benny Hill, that's more likely...

I'm picturing Austin chasing Kane in fast motion.

Posted
As soon as I read he was injured I thought "faker", I think he took a trick out of Shawn's book. No way is he jobbing to Goldberg.

HHH isn't like HBK in that HHH doesn't make medical excuses, he just outright refuses to job and demands that they do something else....

Posted
I think there is something seriously wrong with Trips. There is no way that someone should be getting constantly injured like that. Is it the excess muscle or what?

It's God trying to tell HHH to change his ways while he still can. Sadly HHH is oblvious to God's messages in the form of injuries....

Guest Choken One
Posted

Has HHH ever had an ABOVE waist injury other then RVD's Throat breaker?

Guest cabbageboy
Posted

First off, if it is possible that HHH has a hernia how could GB have given him that? Was he so heavy that HHH couldn't lift him and strained himself?

 

Let's get off RVD's case about the leg injury with HHH now...it's obvious the man is injury prone beyond all belief.

 

RVD vs. Goldberg....someone ain't walking away!

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Don't assume Triple H is the worst person to be champ. At least Triple H was good in 2000-2001. Here's a list of people who would be a worst champion than Hunter.

 

Fuck Goldberg

Scott Steriods

Big Lazy

The Backbreak Kid

Buh Buh Tough

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