SWF Ground Zero Gambling Thread!

[Guest Beezel]

Much like the WWE forum does this for pay per views, I figured that I would start one here. Everyone starts with $500. You can bet anywhere from $50 to all $500 on any one match. You MUST bet at least $350 total. If you are in this Pay Per View, please, do not bet on your own match. Let me bold that...

 

Do not bet on your own match.

 

I think we're set. Winning bets double, losing cost you that cash. here's the card:

 

 

 

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

 

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

 

Janus vs. Crowe

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

[Guest Beezel]

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$50 on "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

$100 on Danny Williams

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

I'll go out on a limb here, $75 on Wildchild.

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

$75 on International Incident. ...What?

 

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

$50 on "The Superior One" Tom Flesher.

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

Hmmm... $10 on Strangler, this one is close.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

$50 on John Duran

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

$50 on Andrew Blackwell

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

$70 on Danny Williams

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

$70 on Ejiro Fasaki

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

$50 on International Incident

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner: $50 on Sean Atlas

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

$15 says GODrea

 

Janus vs. Crowe

$25 on Crowe

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

$30 on Tom Flesher

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

$90 on The Boston Strangler

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

-I've got a hunch, put $10 on Crane

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

-$50 on Judge

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

-$200 on Williams

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

-$20 on Ejiro

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

-$50 on CIA and Mak

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner-$10 on Beezel

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?-$10 on just some guy who we've never seen before

 

Janus vs. Crowe

-$100 on Janus

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

-If I could bet on this, I would bet the farm and sign over the rights to my kidneys on me. Flesher is fucking owned.

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

-37 cents on TBS

[Guest The Superstar]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

 

$25 on my boy Duran~!

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

Oh god, I like three people in this match...I'm going to go with $25 on teh Sacred.

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

$100 on Danny. Although he is a bastard for Elbow Suiciding~ Show.

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

Oh, wow....$50 on Ejiro.

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner - $100 on Atlas

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser? - No comment.

Janus vs. Crow

 

$25 on Crow!

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

$15 on Frost, but I honestly have no idea.

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

$160 on THOTH. YOU CAN DO IT. REALLY BLUE PYRO.

Edited August 5, 2003 by The Superstar

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

 

I WAS gonna bet on Duran, but he was mean the other day. $75 on Xcalibur

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$75 on Blackwell

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

$25 on Danny

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

$75 on WC

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

$80 on International Incident

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner

 

$20 on Atlas

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

 

No idea at all

 

Janus vs. Crowe

 

$50 on Crow

 

No idea as well

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

$100 on Frost

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

Bet on a winning smile by TBS, who only uses Crest-brand toothpaste! For whiter teeth, use CREST!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

 

$75 on Xcalibur

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

No bet.

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

$75 on Danny

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

$50 on Ejiro

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

$70 on The Canuck and The Franchise

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

1) Winner

 

$50 on Sean Atlas

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

 

$75 says knowing my luck, it's probably one of my former stablemates from XF9.

 

Janus vs. Crowe

 

$70 on Crowe

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

$0.15 on Flesher. Why? Because it will be close, and I don't want to blow a ton of money on a match that could go either way.

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

Close call... $25 on Strangler in a great match.

[Guest Evolution]

Whee.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I'll take this:

 

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

- No Bet.

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

- $50 on Andrew Blackwell

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

- $250 on Danny

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

- No Bet.

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

- $25 on The Unholy Trinity

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner

- $25 on Atlas

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

- $50 on

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Annie Eclectic under Beezel's mask

Only read above if you want to know who Beezel is, because I'm 90% sure I'm right on this.

 

Janus vs. Crowe

- $25 on Janus

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

- $25 on Flesher

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

- $50 on TBS

Edited August 5, 2003 by HVilleThugg

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

$80 on Craven

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

$60 on Danny

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

$50 on Ejiro

 

Janus vs. Crowe

$100 on Janus

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

$200 on Tom

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

$10 on Thoth

[Guest Grand Slam]

Oh oh oh!!! Can I bet on the matches I am marking? That would be sweet.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Quiz betting so much against me, makes me want to win more.

 

And Thugg, I'll go that $200 in real life that you're wrong as hell on who Beezel is.

 

Look at Mark trying to be like his idol, Pete Rose.

[Secret Agent 0]

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

1) Winner

 

no bet

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

 

100 on Chris Raynor!

 

Frost Vs Flesher

400 on Tom Flesher

Edited August 6, 2003 by Secret Agent

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well fuck then.

 

Da "hates to be wrong" H

[Guest Grand Slam]

Pete Rose? My idol? No. Pete was a great baseball player, but a lousy person. A shame really that he will be remembered for the betting stupidity than how hard he played and how much he loved the game.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I was just messing with you Mark.

 

Thugg, I'm about 90% sure you are wrong. It's not like I know, I'm just a compulsive gambler and this thread is not a good thing for me.

 

Dangerous, betting $300 against me is the most stupid thing I've ever seen and I own the Star Wars Holiday Special on tape. I want your ass in the ring on the Storm following Ground Zero. Screw, that I want you in a HIAC scaffold match. Let's see who puts the big money on me then!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn....Thoth...errr...I mean Frost's getting heated.

 

Da "now must find out who the REAL Beezel is" H

[Secret Agent 0]

Consider it done. Just for you though, Frost, let's make it a Window Pane Match.

 

EDIT: I just realized that i totally don't even know what the Window PAIN thing you stick them through even looks like, so how about a Ultimate Fight?

Edited August 6, 2003 by Secret Agent

[Guest Suicide King]

Stupid monkeys. I would post my bets but then everyone would have to change theirs to match mine. I know all, see all. Fear me.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Neither do I Dangerous. I just kind of make stuff up as I go along for the Window Pain match.

 

I still think a HIAC scaffold match would be like having a licesence to print money, but we can do an Ultimate fight.

[Guest Evolution]

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$50 on William Hearford

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

$50 on International Incident

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

1) Winner

 

$100 on Atlas

 

Janus vs. Crowe

 

$150 on Crowe

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

$75 on Frost

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

$75 on TBS

[Hank Kingsley 0]

RESULTS~

 

10. Johnny Dangerous - $0 (-500~)

 

9. Beezel - $470 (-30)

 

8. Quiz - $570 (+70)

 

7. Strangler - $585 (+85)

 

6. Frost - $690.74 (+190.74)

 

5. Show - $945 (+445)

 

4. Craven - $1044.70 (+544.70)

 

3. Conklin - $1065 (+565)

 

2. HVille Thugg - $1125 (+625)

 

and your WINNER...........

 

1. John Duran - $1200 (+700)

 

So, yeah, we can use this next time. Except Johnny. He rocks.

Edited August 16, 2003 by The Superstar

[AnnieEclectic 0]

Thank you Johnny, for keeping me from last place. You rock man, you ROCK~!

 

 

-Annie

[HVilleThugg 0]

Goddammit! I was so close! Did we get credit for the Mask vs. Mask match?

 

Everyone should bow and cower and my prediction godliness....

 

Da "ungrateful bitches" H

 

::buys $1200 worth of marijauna stems::

 

::realizes he can't smoke stems::

 

FUCK!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Yeah, I just used Storm's Mask vs. Mask result.

[Secret Agent 0]

Your Welcome, Annie.

[Guest Death by Numbers]

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane

 

--$50 on.......Who gives a fuck!

 

 

"Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

--$50 on......who gives a fuck about all of them fucks!

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT

 

--I like TnT, so $50 on, Like I said before, who gives a flying fuck!

 

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild

 

--$ 50 on FUCK EM ALL!

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews)

 

--$100 On really Not giving a flying, 2 asses and two dicks up Annies ass fuck!

 

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet

 

--$ 2 fuckin dollars, on who? I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

 

1) Winner -- WHO FUCKIN CARES $ 3 on that!

 

2) Who is the under the mask of the loser?

 

--$ 50 ON IT BEING ME! NOW I GIVE A FUCK!

 

Janus vs. Crowe

 

--> $25 On me going to sleep, because for real, I really dont care of assholes and that cant do shit, why, really, do you want to know why they dont do shit, because in my eyes, I just dont give a fuck about assholes that dont do shit, now, they might do shit, but the shit that they do is just shit to me, so they are just plain shit, hence I just dont give two flying shits!!! FUCK!

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost

 

--> $ Now these motherfuckers I'm afraid of, cause they could beat my ass from here to across the street! Me screaming like a bitch and they wouldnt care...but you know what! I dont give a fuck... so 45 dollars on the mother fucker that sucks JD's dick while playing with Annie's ass...I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

 

THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH

 

--> $ The rest of my money in...on Thoth...Because fuck Boston, the Celtics, Redsox, FUCK EM ALL WATCH EM ALL SCREAMING....FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! FUCK BOSTON!

 

I FUCKIN FINISH!

[HVilleThugg 0]

You're just a little later there buddy...

 

Da "back in your cage jobber" H

[Ace309 0]

 

I give a fuck.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

What's with all these disgruntled ex-JL'ers who couldn't hack it crawling out of their holes and starting shit?

 

Who's next? Blank?

 

EDIT - Actually, if some more JL'ers want to come back, let Jack the Ripper be one of them; I want my job back...