You are all banned!!!!!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Mine will come with photo's of my cock?

*Thats right kids! Now, for the low, low price of $29.99 you too can have a "The New Me Action Figure"!*

 

Kid: Wow! It's so cool! I wonder if its anatomically correct?

 

Parent: Don't worry Billy, it says here that every inch of "The New Me Action Figure" is correct, modelled on ACTUAL PHOTOS!

 

*Thats right! And what's more, pull on his string and you can make him talk!*

 

The New Me Action Figure: LOOK AT MY COCK!

 

Kid: Wow. I love you "The New Me Action Figure"!

 

*"The New Me Action Figure". In shops everywhere, so go buy it. NOW!*

Edited August 11, 2003 by chave

[Guest Fallen Angel]

This post Czonked by Larry Czonka. ZONK~!

Edited August 11, 2003 by Fallen Angel

[The Kid 0]

OMG it's Bradshaw!

[dutchse.cx 0]

Yeah, just so you know ... The Flying Dutchman would be a WDI Inaction Figure, NOT a TSM Action Figure.

[Guest Fallen Angel]

The Flying Dutchman would only be an "inaction" figure because he's so LAME.

 

You'll get that one in the morning, Dutchie.

[Ripper 0]

Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report. I think not. Sue him CHAVE SUE HIM!!!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The cloister of TSM headbangers could come with a shoddy playset with live wires, sharp shit, and things which get hot.

 

It would be made largely of cigarette butts glued together.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report. I think not. Sue him CHAVE SUE HIM!!!

Sue him for what?

 

His ugly?

[Ripper 0]

Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report.  I think not.  Sue him CHAVE  SUE HIM!!!

Sue him for what?

 

His ugly?

Gimmick infringement. And since it was my idea then I get 10%.

 

of course I would tell him to counter sue for wasting his time and say since it was my idea I get 10%.

 

The important part is that I win in all of this. And really, isn't that what life is all about. Me getting ahead?

[Ripper 0]

And now that I actually read your post and see what you said, my last post makes no sense.

 

So...um...

 

*cues music*

 

 

LOOK A BEAR!!!

 

 

*audience applauds the catchphrase*

 

*walks out during the applause*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Well, then edit them to say something funny and cool!

[Guest Fallen Angel]

Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated.

 

Anyway, take care, kids.

[Ripper 0]

Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated.

 

Anyway, take care, kids.

Um...*cries*?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated.

BUY THE SHIRT

[Ripper 0]

I'm sure that I'm not the only one that is applauding that asshole leaving honestly. All he did was come around and say that WDI is better and you are all stupid...if you aren't stupid you would post there. Then talks about how some thread was the last straw and how WDI has great conversation. That might be so, but he added nothing to the discussions except how it would be better if it were in WDI. If anything it makes me not want to post there. Its a internet messageboard dude, get the fuck over it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He added stuff In General in the "What Other boards do you post at" thread.

 

I like him. Now If Only I knew which freaking WDI admin he is...

[Guest JudasSault]

Then talks about how some thread was the last straw and how WDI has great conversation.

It was a very silly thread

[Ripper 0]

It wasn't a silly thread. People disagreed with him and therefore he calls them ignorant and bigots.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I believe Haikus about the Hair was started by me...

 

(Nash)

Hair Flowing Freely

Conditioned to Perfection

So Pretty So Smooth

 

(Jericho)

Silky Long Blonde Hair

With it's European Style

Will be cut quite soon

 

... so really, if anyone should sue and give 10% of it to Ripper it should be I.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I band-wagon jumped

And ripped off someones idea

But I made it cool

[Ripper 0]

Who ever did it

Just remember to sue Keith

and my 10 percent.

[welshjerichomark 0]

What's happened? i go away for 11 days and everyone gets banned?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Blame Dames, WJM.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated.

 

Anyway, take care, kids.

Thank god. Be sure to whimper for the eunuchs when you return. Lord knows we should all try to be a little more like them, in their accepting unbiased ways, and glorious dedication. You pansy.

[Guest The Old Me]

Mine will come with photo's of my cock?

*Thats right kids! Now, for the low, low price of $29.99 you too can have a "The New Me Action Figure"!*

 

Kid: Wow! It's so cool! I wonder if its anatomically correct?

 

Parent: Don't worry Billy, it says here that every inch of "The New Me Action Figure" is correct, modelled on ACTUAL PHOTOS!

 

*Thats right! And what's more, pull on his string and you can make him talk!*

 

The New Me Action Figure: LOOK AT MY COCK!

 

Kid: Wow. I love you "The New Me Action Figure"!

 

*"The New Me Action Figure". In shops everywhere, so go buy it. NOW!*

Chave, it would sell like HOT CAKES baby.

[Ripper 0]

IDRM's would sell more...especially the variant collector's edition one with Saw Dick®.

[DerangedHermit 0]

IDRM's would sell more...especially the variant collector's edition one with Saw Dick®.

And the IDRM Man Milk Dispenser with Drinking Cup®. Man Milk Dispenser with Drinking Cup sold separately.

Edited August 13, 2003 by DerangedHermit