Thoth Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) SJL CRIMSON CARD Date: Thursday, August 14, 2003, @ 6 PM EST Venue: Back in America! Metrapark Arena - Billings, Montana Send Promos & Marked Matches To: realitycheck OPENING PROMO: New champ Viktor Tarakanov. NEWBIE MATCH Hybrid vs. “Suicidal” Jay Freeman Description: We’ve had a drought when it comes to new applicants, so please welcome the newest addition to the Junior League. Can he put a notch in the win column at his first attempt? Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Thoth TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Tommy Nguyen vs. Jay Morrison Description: I wish I could have a TV Title match on this show, but alas, it is not to be! Doesn’t mean I can’t have the next best thing. Jay Morrison has been on a tear lately, though he lost to Maddix on Wrath. If he can beat Tommy Nguyen here, he’ll get another shot at an unannounced time. Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: TheBostonStrangler NON-TITLE MATCH English Dragon vs. Tryst Description: Tryst’s back! And he lost his chance to be JL Champ to the big Russian, Viktor Tarakanov. He’ll try to climb up the ladder here, but English Dragon is the mutha’ fuckin’ phenom, if you get my spin. He’ll be looking to boost his career as well. Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck MAIN EVENT BEST FUCKING MATCH EVER SPECIAL CALVINBALL MATCH Manson vs Dominic Korgath vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Danny Conklin vs Craig McClennan vs The Apostle Description: One day, I wanted to think of a stipulation to end all stipulations. Then Tom Flesher said something about Calvinball AND THIS MATCH WAS BORN. For those of you unfamilair with Calvinball, the rules are anything you want. Anyone can change the rules at any time, and these rules could potentially include how to win the match. That’s right, you decide how the match is won. If you are familiar with Calvinball, you know the idea here. Rules: ANYTHING YOU WANT. Matches will be graded on creativity as well as all the other factors. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Thoth Edited August 13, 2003 by Thoth
Guest Aecas Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Calvinball.........GREATEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
The Amazing Rando Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 i should be in Calvinball...even though I don't understand it at all... at least i'd get to kill Craig
Thoth Posted August 11, 2003 Author Report Posted August 11, 2003 Do you want to be in the Volleyball match? It's not too late, I can add you. It's weird, you didn't show up on the booking sheet we use. I blame Zed for that.
WrestlingDeacon Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Thoth, I would also make sure that Z adds Jonathan Clarke to the list. He never gets booked and was not on the active roster I recieved when I booked my show awhile back. Also, hasn't Hybrid no showed all his matches? I say make a tag team out of him and Tokyo X.
Thoth Posted August 11, 2003 Author Report Posted August 11, 2003 The Apostle added to Calvinball match.
Chuck Woolery Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 ... I want in the Calvinball match.
WrestlingDeacon Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 I second the motion that we demote MVS back to the SJL for at least another year. Those in favor?
Chuck Woolery Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 If it gets me in the Calvinball match, I'm all for it.
JST Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Why should McClennan and Liston be in the main event? They never bothered to send me anything for Wrath.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Craig is there so I can kill him... the others can help
the.weej Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Whoops. I took Bloodshed off, and forgot to add his new name. Ah well. Oh, and Frost, Clarke had a post on the board about a month ago asking to be removed from active duty for an indefinite amount of time. So. Oh, and I'm all in favour of an MVS demotion. Can never have enough JTTS's... -Z
WrestlingDeacon Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 I mentioned the Clarke thing as I noticed he reposted his stats in the new stats thread today and figured that he was active. Sorry, but I would double check with him.
Chuck Woolery Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Oh, and I'm all in favour of an MVS demotion. Can never have enough JTTS's... Pull the trigger, Z. I'm all too willing to give the young up-and-comer Apostle the rub in the Calvinball match.
Guest Aecas Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Frost, Clarke does intend to return to active duty sometime soon, but rest assured he will let everyone know when he thinks he is ready again. I would think we can expect at least one promo out of him before he returns to the ring.
Thoth Posted August 12, 2003 Author Report Posted August 12, 2003 They're in the main event due to the following: About 12 days ago, I swore upon everything I would book a Calvinball match. I booked a Calvinball match. It's such an awesome stip it should be the main event. In closing, I would like to say LOL2003~
JST Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Hey, your card man. Not my problem if they don't show.
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 That main event is by far the greatest thing ever.
Guest Korgath Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 6-way Calvinball match! Holleeeee shit. Looks like Thoth's going to get his Nude Volleyball Christmas wish early...
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Korgath wins via Penis Whip... OF DOOM~! ... ... ... Tell me I did not just say that...
Guest Suicide King Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 It's times like this that I am glad the SJL is not my responsibility.
cmclennan Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Tod, I am terribly sorry that I could not send anything... I was stuck in my aunt's house for 3 Days... WITHOUT INTERNET! My dad randomly sprung it on me the day after I was booked. I should have no interruptions this time, so I will be able to send in a match.
JST Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 It's all good. *awaits the other guy's reason
Mystery Eskimo Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Entirely off topic, can someone fix the JL stats thread? I wants new moves.
the.weej Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Yeah, on the stats page... people, when you want to edit your stats, post a new version of them just this once. I'll delete the old, uneditable ones. -Z
WrestlingDeacon Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 I discovered that I would be out of town Thursday night and asked Thoth if he could change markers. Rest assured I will be back marking and sending comments to writers next show.
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