Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that. Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson. ... You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that. Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson. ... You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny. WHAT!!!!!!!!! I say you're a liar and a cad sir. Have at you!
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 See that, Banky. You've overlooked true talent. You missing out on Ripper is equivalent to Vince McMahon feeling that Low-Ki can't work the WWE style. I see some others lurking. What do you have to offer, people?
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that. Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson. ... You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny. How dare you compare me to the "other Malibu". Disgracing my good name by being affiliated with your ilk. If you truly believe that, then you should be in Arkham with the rest of your ilk. And Timothy Dalton, Zsasz? I've got news for you: Rocketeer > Bond
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 *sighs* Might as well count me in too.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 *sighs* Might as well count me in too. You have to show more enthusiasm than that. Did I not make you a important part of the SAGA? Trust me dude. You want to be here. YOU WANT TO!!
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 (edited) Agreed. You'll fill the excessive smarkiness qutoa quite nicely. As it stands now: Head Bitch In Charge: Tiffani Malibu Company Hitman aka The Left Hand of Power:Ripper Creative Counsel and Right Hand Haiku Man:Chave Smark At Large:Shooter Jay Mistress of Espionage/BI Defector:Miss Mattitude Edited August 13, 2003 by Tiffani Malibu
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 True- I am eternally grateful for you killing me off TWICE~! in the SAGA. So um, HOORAY FOR TIFF, and stuff.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 True- I am eternally grateful for you killing me off TWICE~! So um, HOORAY FOR TIFF, and stuff. Well...4 actually. But whose counting.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 You're alive and well here, Jay. Just like Jason Todd.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that. Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson. ... You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny. How dare you compare me to the "other Malibu". Disgracing my good name by being affiliated with your ilk. If you truly believe that, then you should be in Arkham with the rest of your ilk. And Timothy Dalton, Zsasz? I've got news for you: Rocketeer > Bond That comparison betrays a certain ignorance about Dalton. After all, Bond is a character with half a century of history and The Rocketeer was a kid's movie that flopped in 1991. Plus, I heard Bob barron really likes this thread; it's doomed.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean.
Dangerous A Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Get 'em Zsasz! That's 00 in the house, beeyatches!!
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 That's 00 in the house, beeyatches!! Just one zero is a sufficient enough description of him.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean. No problem.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean. Women. Call me when the tea party is done.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!. Pot, meet kettle. George Michael had a ton of charisma.
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!. You are one sad little man Zack.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 I meant the "other guy". You know, THAT guy. The one who lost the coin toss every night before bed.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!. You are one sad little man Zack. Who's the one who proudly displays a rapist? Get the fuck out of this thread, diddler.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 ME will be brought down to it's knee's, and then I will be fellated by Tiff and all will be right with the world.
Guest MissMattitude Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Hey Tiff, you fancy letting another chick join this group.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 I meant the "other guy". You know, THAT guy. The one who lost the coin toss every night before bed. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. This thread's cowbell quotient is -1. You guys need to up the cowbell.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 I'm not the leader or anything, but we would gladly accept anyone smart enough to run from that BI trainwreck. *Miss Mattitude removes BI shirt to show ME shirt underneath* All is right with the world.
Tiffani Malibu Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 Indeed I do, my sister. You can be our Mistress of Espionage, since you were "sleeping with the enemy" for so long. Welcome to M.E.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Ripper the hit didn't work out, did it? I could hear you coming a mile away with all that sand in your vagina.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 This thread is like watching people get off the SS Minnow, and get on the Titantic. I'll be fucking Mary Ann and Ginger while you'll be stuck with Leonardo DiCaprio admiring the sand in your vaginas.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Sand in the Vagina jokes can only be used on one poster. NO COWBELL FOR YOU! So, you aren't just a bitch, you're a repetitive bitch. Until you just start repeating "I suck massive cocks" over and over, get your repeat joke using, Batman loving, no cowbell ringing, bitch ass out. *taps cowbell*
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