GZ Border Run

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

For El Frostico, a huge truckload of stinkin' badges, the head of Alfredo Garcia and the most bitchingest taco salad.

 

For teh Crowez0r, , cocaine, speed, heroin, ketamine, PCP, LSD, peyote, magic mushrooms, many other illegal drugs, young sluts, and more, younger sluts.

 

And dat be all folkage

[Crowe]

AHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA

 

I'M FUCKING LOADED

[WrestlingDeacon]

I'm waiting for Crow to come visit me. After he does all those drugs he'll need shiny badges, a big taco salad and a severed head to keep himself entertained.

 

I'm looking at that big ass taco salad and my colon is saying no, but heart is saying yes.

[Crowe]

*packs his drugs up and treks to Frost's place*

 

Yo, we got mad shit now. Want a underage slut with your heroin?

[Kaertos]

I... ummm... didn't ask for anything on the border run, but now I need something.

 

Anyone out there looking to hire a mid-30's former wrestler / play-by-play commentator?

[WrestlingDeacon]

Do you do windows?

[Kaertos]

No. Last time I was sore for a month.

 

::rimshot::

[WrestlingDeacon]

Well, since you do rimshots, Frost is going to be going on the comedy club circuit while in Japan. You can be his drummer.

 

"Two guys walk into a bar...then I beat them within an inch of their lives with a pool cue. That's the joke, LAUGH!"