The One And Only I-Lost-My-Dentures Thread

[The Czech Republic 0]

It's a fast green show, followed by an all-seeing orange show. I'm not bothering with matches because my lineups were wrong last time.

[Guest Ghettoman]

Wow, for the first time ever I'm actually hoping the show is mostly a recap of Smackdown....I would of never thought.

 

Anyone got a non-spoilerific card line up?

[Guest Askewniverse]

From WWE.com-

 

Velocity preview for Aug. 16, 2003

 

This week, Matt Hardy will battle Orlando Jordan. The youngster from Miami has proven that he's a force to be reckoned with. Can he pull off the upset over Version 1.0?

 

Also, Nunzio takes on Funaki. The winner of this match, no doubt, will be one step closer to the Cruiserweight Championship. The two other members of the FBI, Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo, will be in tag-team action.

 

In addition, we'll take a look back at A-Train vs. Stephanie McMahon from SmackDown! And we'll update you on the SummerSlam card.

 

Confidential preview for Aug. 16, 2003

 

Motorhead recently recorded a new theme for Evolution. This Saturday night on Confidential, we'll take you inside the recording studio. We've also got comments from the members of the band, as well as Triple H, Ric Flair and Randy Orton.

What was Ivory like before she was a Superstar? We'll show you this week on Confidential.

 

Confidential cameras were on hand when Kurt Angle visited a spa in Japan, and we've got the exclusive footage this week.

 

The upcoming October edition of RAW Magazine is dedicated entirely to the Divas. This week on Confidential, we'll show you the highlights of Torrie Wilson's photo shoot for that magazine.

 

Plus, Bradshaw is involved in a must-see "Outside the Ropes." And John Cena picks his favorite classic match: Boss Man vs. The Mountie in the Jailhouse Match from SummerSlam '91.

[El Gigante 0]

Velocity preview for Aug. 16, 2003

 

Watch Velocity every Saturday night starting at 10/9 CT on Spike TV!

 

This week, Matt Hardy will battle Orlando Jordan. The youngster from Miami has proven that he's a force to be reckoned with. Can he pull off the upset over Version 1.0?

 

Also, Nunzio takes on Funaki. The winner of this match, no doubt, will be one step closer to the Cruiserweight Championship. The two other members of the FBI, Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo, will be in tag-team action.

 

In addition, we'll take a look back at A-Train vs. Stephanie McMahon from SmackDown! And we'll update you on the SummerSlam card.

 

Don't miss Velocity this Saturday night on Spike TV!

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Confidential preview for Aug. 16, 2003

 

Motorhead recently recorded a new theme for Evolution. This Saturday night on Confidential, we'll take you inside the recording studio. We've also got comments from the members of the band, as well as Triple H, Ric Flair and Randy Orton.

 

What was Ivory like before she was a Superstar? We'll show you this week on Confidential.

 

Confidential cameras were on hand when Kurt Angle visited a spa in Japan, and we've got the exclusive footage this week.

 

The upcoming October edition of RAW Magazine is dedicated entirely to the Divas. This week on Confidential, we'll show you the highlights of Torrie Wilson's photo shoot for that magazine.

 

Plus, Bradshaw is involved in a must-see "Outside the Ropes." And John Cena picks his favorite classic match: Boss Man vs. The Mountie in the Jailhouse Match from SummerSlam '91.

 

All this and more this Saturday night on Confidential, airing at 11/10 CT on Spike!

[AndrewTS 0]

BOSSMAN VS. MOUNTIE! I NEVER KNEW THEY FACED ONE ON ONE!!!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Why is it so hard to put on good matches from the vault?

[Guest Choken One]

they had Owen/Bret a few weeks ago and they had a good Tag Match last week

 

I'm banking cena picked this one for the Gay Prison Joke

[The Czech Republic 0]

I believe it was Steve Lombardi who played the Mountie's cellmate, who said "don't you just love the feel of leather against your skin?"

[Mrnoitaull 0]

OK....

 

either Matt cheats(via Moore) to win

or Jordan actually pulls an upset burying Matt to remain on Velocity

 

and It's quite obvious that Nunzio is due toward Cruiser division ( due to the need of new matchups) and who better to put him over than former-smackdown's number 1 announcer,Funaki

 

Though I think they are bulding him now to be dropped back down to either Kidman or the Dragon

 

.............but just my thoughts

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

For every Hart/Hart (note, Bret usually always loses in Vault matches) there are 3 Hollywood Backlot Brawls.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Um...Cat couldn't get to St. Louis from Atlanta on TUESDAY??? I don't like Cole talking about his underpants.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Okay, Michael Cole is showing up the other commentator. Who thought they'd be saying that a few years ago?

[Mrnoitaull 0]

welp so far I'm accurate, hope it holds out.

[Guest Trivia247]

oye can't they put matches on these damn shows.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Ken Anderson?!?!? Is that Jay Bower's brother?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wow, props to Josh for hyping up a jobber with the martial arts background. Or he's a dumbshit and thinks it's Ken Shamrock.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

sick clothesline from O Haire

 

think he's doomed to Velocity ?

 

still amazes me how much he reminds me of Brenden Fraiser !

[Guest Trivia247]

gotta admit that first spin kick from Ken was a beauty

[Guest Trivia247]

don't ya love inadvetrant shoot comments that are not mean't to be shoot comments.

[The Czech Republic 0]

don't ya love inadvetrant shoot comments that are not mean't to be shoot comments.

elaborate please

[Guest Choken One]

how does Jordan have a shirt and Spanky doesnt?

 

Unless that's an Personalized Shirt

[The Czech Republic 0]

So WHAT THE FUCK is with Matt Hardy's pants...I've waited like months to ask

[Guest Choken One]

I like them...not the purple ones but the red ones...and it shows his fascination for the Japanese culture

[Guest Askewniverse]

Gowen vs. Hardy at SummerSlam? Shit. Gowen better not win.

[Guest Choken One]

Do any parents ever just admit the truth "The baby was ugly and smelled like cow urine"

[The Czech Republic 0]

I like them...not the purple ones but the red ones...and it shows his fascination for the Japanese culture

I thought it showed his fascination for comfortable pajamas.

[Guest Choken One]

Heh...I always pegged her for a closet Dyke.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Ivory was sporting quite the mullet.

[Guest Choken One]

God I seen that school BILLIONS of time...why do they always go there?

[KingPK 0]

Whoa, Ivory went to Sunnydale High!!