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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

that's actually a product of the board time warp. but I haven't bothered to change it because it still applies.

 

I don't like Brock because he's a very eh power wrestler who managed to get shoved down my throat and up my ass at the same time. He is freakishly strong which makes him good at throwing people but beyond that i don't have much use for him. Like so many other wrestlers, I would probably not hate him so much if he hadn't been stuffed in my every avaliable orifice by McMahon.

 

ps - i'm not acknowledging

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Guest DeputyHawk

Fooster's only happy when it rains. everyone make rainfall noises. it's okay, fooster, come play. you're not an idiot, you don't even really think you're paranoid, that was just garbage.

 

what's your favourite colour?

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Guest Derek Bailey

As a fan of mild femininity and beatings from homophobes, I'll have to say that my favourite colour is pink.

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INTRIGUE! are you an actual fan of beatings from homophobes, or is that a naturally occuring response to your mild femininity? do you live in a small provincial village or one of scotland's sprawling cosmopolitan metropolis .. es .. metropoli? damn them. damn their violent homophobic ways.

 

Alan Cumming in your face, neds!

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

i enjoyed the garbage post. I may have to go CD hunting now.

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Guest DeputyHawk
Todays word is anticlimax

No!! You give up too easily chavez, there is meaning beneath those words!

 

CracK the code, solve the crime.

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Guest Derek Bailey

I live in hope that the beatings will turn my pink to red and thus make me a real man.

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Alright, so he wants to become a redneck, that's respectable, I suppose...but why would you want to be a redneck when you're already Scottish?

 

 

...the rabbit hole gets deeper...

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... the queerest of the queer!!!

 

i understand. screw cwm, fooster, you are the chauncy gardner of tsm. respect sir.

 

PS - i am still a little scared of you, and will do your bidding readily.

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i enjoyed the garbage post. I may have to go CD hunting now.

I made two garbage posts, but they were more cryptic.

 

edit: actually, it was 3

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Guest DeputyHawk

think that's probably what started it. me & the new me (hmm) noticed him lurking and called him out. alas, i fear chave's analysis may have been correct.

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Guest Derek Bailey

I apologise for not meeting your exceedingly high expectations. Would participation in the cock shot thread help me along on the path to joining the postboard elite? Or maybe acting in a way similar to that of past frequenters of these forums would earn me acceptance.

 

B-) :headbang:

 

[edit]: My apparent omnipresence seems to be unique on this board. Why isn't it alone enough to win you all over? Bastards.

Edited by R2DFooster McSockman

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Guest DeputyHawk

not the cock shot thread!

 

not the DJ Jeff smilies!

 

the board omnipotence is fine, i accept you! I ACCEPT YOU!!!

 

not in a mildly feminine way, mind.

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you bet who's norwegian - chavez or fooster?

 

just don't start that shite, you racist oslo spektrum non attending fucker. we the norwegians shall rise again from the ashes of europa in our longships while you lie face down at the bottom of the severn, rotting away like your sellout corporate bandmates.

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you bet who's norwegian - chavez or fooster?

 

just don't start that shite, you racist oslo spektrum non attending fucker. we the norwegians shall rise again from the ashes of europa in our longships while you lie face down at the bottom of the severn, rotting away like your sellout corporate bandmates.

Aren't you 1/16th Danish and from Scotland?

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Guest DeputyHawk

the fuck's it mean to you?

 

and why are you up at 4am other than to read the raw results, you sad sad man?

 

oh wait..

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Guest DeputyHawk

that's what i tell myself too. one day, one day it shall all be so different..

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I apologise for not meeting your exceedingly high expectations. Would participation in the cock shot thread help me along on the path to joining the postboard elite? Or maybe acting in a way similar to that of past frequenters of these forums would earn me acceptance.

 

B-) :headbang:

 

[edit]: My apparent omnipresence seems to be unique on this board. Why isn't it alone enough to win you all over? Bastards.

Fooster I come with open arms. Please, visit the cock thread and post there as much as you want. Despite what others might lead you to believe, it's really the backbone of this forum right now. I've seen you lurking, often wondering what you were thinking. Come out and join us here at TSM.

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