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*steals the ball from Ripper and dropkicks it into Barron's yard*

 

Whoo!! 3 points!

Ooooooohhh!! You kicked the ball into old man Barrons yard. They say that if you talk with a British accent and wipe your feet before you go in the yard, you never come back. All they hear from the house is the SNL theme and Avril. You have to go get it!!

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Guest Stennick
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knock them little fuckers on their ass when they try to get air on you!

Guest The Old Me
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Stennick- does the tin foil on your world title get hot in the sun outside?

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*steals the ball from Ripper and dropkicks it into Barron's yard*

 

Whoo!! 3 points!

Ooooooohhh!! You kicked the ball into old man Barrons yard. They say that if you talk with a British accent and wipe your feet before you go in the yard, you never come back. All they hear from the house is the SNL theme and Avril. You have to go get it!!

Nuts to that, we'll just have to get a new ball

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Zack Mali-Booo,

that's the sound the girls make when they're with you.

So disappointed, so bored and disjointed.

And improperly anointed,

I coined it, I own it, I owned you and I'm gloatin'.

Bitch this only took a second of my time,

Whoever thought you'd see a headbanger rhyme?

Posted
Zack Mali-Booo,

that's the sound the girls make when they're with you.

So disappointed, so bored and disjointed.

And improperly anointed,

I coined it, I own it, I owned you and I'm gloatin'.

Bitch this only took a second of my time,

Whoever thought you'd see a headbanger rhyme?

Why are you on backyard boy's jock when you're clearly better then him at this?

Guest Stennick
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Ripper, New Me, Youh 'n Asia, your all getting put in your places with my next diss!

 

Malibu got dissed, he's gone!

 

Inc got dissed, he's gone!

 

Notice a pattern? I do!

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Ripper, New Me, Youh 'n Asia, your all getting put in your places with my next diss!

 

Malibu got dissed, he's gone!

 

Inc got dissed, he's gone!

 

Notice a pattern? I do!

WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!

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Zack Mali-Booo,

that's the sound the girls make when they're with you.

So disappointed, so bored and disjointed.

And improperly anointed,

I coined it, I own it, I owned you and I'm gloatin'.

Bitch this only took a second of my time,

Whoever thought you'd see a headbanger rhyme?

What would it take for me to see a headbanger never do that again. There's your ball right over there in old man Ba...um... Hot Chick Barbies yard. You can have it back if you stop.

Guest Stennick
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Agent owns, I own, Fooster owns, and some other dude kinda owns but he don't ever post so fuck him! you fuckers are just sad little wannabe agents, and wannabe stennick's

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Ripper, New Me, Youh 'n Asia, your all getting put in your places with my next diss!

 

Malibu got dissed, he's gone!

 

Inc got dissed, he's gone!

 

Notice a pattern? I do!

Promise? Will it be another eminem diss that doesn't even rhyme anymore and doesn't make sense.

 

Cause if it isn't....

 

*shakes fist*

Posted

Faggot from da backyard

playin at the smarks tryin to be hard

 

bitch don't know how I likes ta flow

bout to bend him over the steps and make him my ho

 

Foo's talking like he's lean and mean

What chu gonna do? slam me on a trampoline?

 

WORD LIFE!

 

God...I hate rap

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Zack Mali-Booo,

that's the sound the girls make when they're with you.

So disappointed, so bored and disjointed.

And improperly anointed,

I coined it, I own it, I owned you and I'm gloatin'.

Bitch this only took a second of my time,

Whoever thought you'd see a headbanger rhyme?

Why are you on backyard boy's jock when you're clearly better then him at this?

No one's on anybody's jock, unless you're trying to be fresh with me.

Posted
Zack Mali-Booo,

that's the sound the girls make when they're with you.

So disappointed, so bored and disjointed.

And improperly anointed,

I coined it, I own it, I owned you and I'm gloatin'.

Bitch this only took a second of my time,

Whoever thought you'd see a headbanger rhyme?

Why are you on backyard boy's jock when you're clearly better then him at this?

No one's on anybody's jock, unless you're trying to be fresh with me.

nah Age, I like you for the most part...just saying if anything this guy should be following you

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Agent owns, I own, Fooster owns, and some other dude kinda owns but he don't ever post so fuck him! you fuckers are just sad little wannabe agents, and wannabe stennick's

Ah...I remember when I was a kid....

 

*posters gather around for story*

 

I said "Mom, when I grow up I want to be a racist backyard wrestler that can't spell." But just like my Mom, she shot down my dreams and told me to be racially tolorant and go to school. I'll always remember that day. The day my dreams died. So remember kids...follow your dream.

 

*posters leave...some with tears in their eyes*

Guest Stennick
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You didn't like Age a couple of posts ago so fuck off!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What would it take for me to see a headbanger never do that again. There's your ball right over there in old man Ba...um... Hot Chick Barbies yard. You can have it back if you stop.

They call him the Ripper, but he's seldom a dipper,

into sweet things, don't have any bling-blings,

sittin' broke on his 'puter, watchin' girls that are cuter,

wishin' he had her, but don't get too flattered,

It'll be your cock that gets battered, they know you don't matter,

So when your hand gets too splattered, with your lonely ball batter, gettin' older and fatter, til your reality is shattered.

Guest Stennick
Posted

Asia yours is coming, emiem? No, D12, no? Pac? no! Biggie, No! Fitty? No! But its coming dawg, almost done!

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Stennick- can you do a shining wizard over your mom's tulips??

 

 

I'd *MARK*.

Guest Stennick
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Youh N’ Asia?/ You wanna try and flame on me?/ I’ll leave so badly flamed you won’t come out for days!/ You wanna talk about, backyards, being hard, look dude everytime you post you sound like a fucking retard/ You wanna start? Lets start, the shit I say is fun, pissing you off’s kinda like an art!/ It was so easy to start beef, none of motherfuckers had shit on me!/ I never thought I’d own your asses that easily!/ By the time you read this post Ima have you on your knee’s/ Begging “Oh Stennick Please”/ Man get the fuck up and then shut the fuck up/ Go find somebody’s else’s cock to suck/ If the truth be told/ I cherish the day, our flames go toe to toe, treat you like a lil hoe/ make you swallow Rippers load/ then snowblow into New Me because we all know he ain’t nuthin more than a glorified ho!

 

Shut the fuck up!

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Studly Steve wasting my time

Bitch don't even know how to rhyme

 

Shining Wizard over mom's tulips

Bitch back off, you can't fool us

 

Youth is original, more then others

Steve's a bitch, bodyslams his brothers

 

Backyard boy is all a gimmick, soon to be dead

Youth is the man, least that's what your mom said

 

WORD LIFE!

Guest Stennick
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No New Me, I won't show your mom my grand wizard, you sicko!

Guest The Old Me
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No New Me, I won't show your mom my grand wizard, you sicko!

If I didn't know better, I'd swayre this waste was Banky.

 

 

If Chave were here, he'd go all Haiku on your ass.

Guest Stennick
Posted

Banky owns your asses too, Stennick, Agent, Banky and Fooster! The NEW supergroup here at TSM

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