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By Giuseppe Zangara, in General Chat

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Nighthawk    0

Nighthawk
Posted
Dude, people have posted here while shot, having sex and missing a finger.  I would think a few drugs would be easy.

I've posted here on drugs, started a thread about it, in fact.

I'm on drugs literally every single time I post here.

You're still coherant though.

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Giuseppe Zangara    0

Giuseppe Zangara
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Just a few minutes ago.

 

her: :-)

me: Hello.

her: how are you?

me: Fine. You?

her: eh i'm decent

me: The last time we talked, you were very, very fucked up.

her: haha yeah

her: i saved the convo like you said

her: but havent read it

me: You should.

her: i will in a bit

her: trying to get dressed now

her: but have nothing to wear

her: nothing fits

me: Go without.

her: nah, i'm not one to show off :-)

me: Certainly not.

her: im going to be a DD tonight

me: DD?

her: designated driver

me: Good for you. A fine position, if not a terribly fun one.

her: yeah i was invited to go drink and do heroin. but a)i dont do drugs anymore b) if i did i certainly wouldnt do heroin and c) ive been sober for months so why drink now

her: so i appointed myself the guardian

me: What an impressive display of morals. Best of luck to you.

her: oh i can do it

her: i'm the super _____ (editor's note: she typed her name here)

her: i can do all

me: You certainly gave it a shot the other day.

Edited by Incandenza

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Guest Choken One   

Guest Choken One
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This bitch owns...Gimme her AIM man...I wanna pretend I'm a russian Pimp that she brought a Bag off the night before and I left my cell phone with her and shit...and see what happens...

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Is she still a junkie? I fucking hate meth heads. Tweekers drive me nuts with their jittering and thievery.

not anymore. at least that's what she tells me. she's also INFINITELY more reliable than she was before, so it's a pretty safe bet.

Tattoos?

one, some kind of tribal design between the shoulder blades. also has pierced nipples & is getting a barbell through one of her ears because she likes the pain.

Ask these two chicks if they're interested in a threesome with complete strangers from every corner of the nation.

seeing as how there's a video floating around the city of augusta somewhere of her having lesbian sex with one of her friends, she may very well say yes to this.

 

she seems on so-so terms with her parents now, but it used to be BAD. like...really bad.

 

you know...i used to like this girl a lot, but the more i remember to tell about her the more i say to myself "what the fuck was i thinking?"

Have your people call my people, who in turn will offer her cocaine and money.

 

Now, onto Incandenza's chick..what's her fix?

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Guest Vitamin X   

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i know a girl i think you'd enjoy. she's dropped out of school, lost her virginity at 13, done pot, crystal meth, acid, cocaine and heroin, spent her 18th birthday in jail for violating her probation, is on lithium for bipolar disorder, and tried to kill herself numerous times. and she's hot too.

Wow that's me except for the dropout of school and jail part. I'm not a tweeker anymore, and I totally understand why AoO says what he said about them (jittery and theivery)...

 

I know TSM is fun, but it's a lot more fun....ON WEED

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Well what the fuck...I'll have to get them to fall off the wagon. Possibly with some rare, dangerous, and esoteric drug like Fly Agaric.

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godthedog    0

godthedog
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random conversation i'm having with a girl from arizona...

 

me: i was just having a discussion with brian about eggs

me: he says if you eat 50 eggs you should be able to say that you ate 50 chickens, cause they were going to be chickens

her: That's so not true

me: i said no, cause that means that if a girl gives someone head then she could say she ate 200 million people

her: haha

her: Once again, I love you

me: enough to eat 200 million of my people?

her: Okay, maybe not that much

me: enough to set 200 million of my people free to meet with one of your people?

 

she has yet to respond to that last thing.

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Art Sandusky    0

Art Sandusky
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This girl I can't stand asks me why I'm mad at her:

 

bluecowsjump: I don't think I ever was with you, but I know you were with me

Kotzenjunge: Um, okay.

Kotzenjunge: Great?

bluecowsjump: and I did think it was a shitty thing that you did

bluecowsjump: so yeah, I guess I was pissed

Kotzenjunge: Well, Mr. Body was asking for it. Not my fault he was all alone in the Conservatory and that candlestick was RIGHT THERE...

bluecowsjump: it was still mean no matter what you say

Kotzenjunge: You know how much smack Mr. Body was talking at the dinner party? Colonel Mustard was about to hook me up with a SWANK~ military job, but noooooo, Mr. Body make some erectile dysfunction joke and that was shot to hell.

bluecowsjump: I still have troubles believing that you would do anything mean to me like what some people have told me that you did that night

bluecowsjump: huh?

Kotzenjunge: Believe nothing, trust no one over 30.

bluecowsjump: speak of the actual situation here...plain and simple

Kotzenjunge: This IS the situation!

bluecowsjump: ther is no Mr. Body

Kotzenjunge: I think there is.

Kotzenjunge: And he's buried at Harbor View cemetary.

Kotzenjunge: It says "someone killed my ass with a candlestick in the Conservatory."

bluecowsjump: I'm confused I think

Kotzenjunge: ("it" being his tombstone)

bluecowsjump: I didn't do anything to anyone's it

bluecowsjump: "it"*

Kotzenjunge: I think you did.

Kotzenjunge: You helped Professor Plum.

bluecowsjump: what do you mean?

Kotzenjunge: What, am I on the trail of something? Eh?

bluecowsjump: no I'm just confused

Kotzenjunge: Girl, get a Clue.

bluecowsjump: I know about Clue, but I'm still confused about how this relates to anything right now...I'm overtired, I don't feel well, and need a cigarette

Kotzenjunge: But you stopped smoking.

bluecowsjump: yes

bluecowsjump: but I still want one

Kotzenjunge: Stay away from the Propane tanks with those cigarettes, they're DYNAMITE~!

bluecowsjump: I can figure that one out

Kotzenjunge: Which one?

Kotzenjunge: (points) That one?

Kotzenjunge: (points somewhere else) Or that one?

bluecowsjump: staying away from propane with smokes

bluecowsjump: so I'm still confused about the clue and us thing

Kotzenjunge: If you have to ask, you'll never know.

bluecowsjump: ok

Kotzenjunge: And there is no "us."

bluecowsjump: no...how clue relates to you and I then

bluecowsjump: I never said there was an "us"

Kotzenjunge: You're expecting me to turn a joke into an actual metaphor? And you did say "us." Scroll up to see, or read this conversation in the upcoming Glance! magazine.

Kotzenjunge: It's Glancearific, you know.

bluecowsjump: I'm just confused...I'm sorry

bluecowsjump: this wasn't the time for me to talk to you I guess

Kotzenjunge: Come back in seventeen minutes and forty-three seconds. That will be the time.

bluecowsjump: I'm either talking now or going to take a nap

bluecowsjump: I have to be to work at 3

Kotzenjunge: You're going to take a nap now.

bluecowsjump: so I need to get things done soon

Kotzenjunge: But you have to be to work in roughly two hours.

Kotzenjunge: And you call that "getting things done."

Kotzenjunge: You're a real go-getter.

bluecowsjump: no I have to unload the dishwasher and fold laundry and homewrok and lots of other things

Kotzenjunge: So what happened to the nap?

Kotzenjunge: (holds up tin foil) Try to remember.

bluecowsjump: I don't kno, I don't have time

Kotzenjunge: But you have time to talk in circles with me.

bluecowsjump: I'm bored

Kotzenjunge: Why are you always trying to deceive me? Lie to me? USE ME? I can't believe you're actually doing all of this to me.

Kotzenjunge: How could you?

Kotzenjunge: I swear, I don't know why I IMed you in the first place. This was a mistake.

bluecowsjump: I'm not doing anything to you

Kotzenjunge: Sure you aren't.

bluecowsjump: I want to be your friend

Kotzenjunge: I IMed you to ask about something, and you just WENT OFF on me.

bluecowsjump: I'm sorry ok

Kotzenjunge: You should be!

Kotzenjunge: You CAD!

bluecowsjump: I give up ok?

Kotzenjunge: You pretend you're hot, you pretend you're bored, you pretend you're everything, just to be adored and what you need is what you get. Don't believe in fear, don't believe in faith, don't believe in anything you can't break. You stupid girl. You stupid girl. All you had you wasted. All you had you wasted. What drives you on can drive you mad. A million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had. Don't believe in love, don't believe in hate, don't believe in anything that you can't waste. You stupid girl. You stupid girl. Can't believe you fake it, can't believe you fake it.

Kotzenjunge: This is GARBAGE.

 

She didn't get it, and went quiet.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Kotz, you can't expect people to get jokes based on mediocre/bad mid 90's moody rock music.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered   

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CWMOAOAST: What's up roomie?

TimMoysey:...

CWMOAOAST:It's going to be awesome living together at Trent U

TimMoysey:...

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Guest Banders Kennany   

Guest Banders Kennany
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That was weird, bumping up this thread after so long beucase you had a question to answer. Did you remember he asked the question all this time and never answered?

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Guest Agent of Oblivion   

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Yeah. Say it just like that.

Last I heard, she was dating a 16-year-old. Last I saw, she looked coked to the gills.

 

I suppose none of the above sways you, however.

Not that much. She's obviously not relationship material. Just somebody I'd charm the pants off of and do something degrading to.

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