One and Only Where is Sub_Animal Thread

[Guest TheGame2705]

I find him infinitely more interesting than Fooster...where is he?

[Guest The Old Me]

I find him infinitely more interesting than Fooster...where is he?

*Blasphemy*

[The Czech Republic 0]

Fooster is no troll. Get your head in the game, Game.

[Guest The Old Me]

Fooster is no troll. Get your head in the game, Game.

Listen to this ^ man. He knows what he speaks, yo.

[Guest Flyboy]

Fooster is no troll. Get your head in the game, Game.

Neither is subliminal_animal.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I find him infinitely more interesting than Fooster...where is he?

I left for a little, but I eventually came back.

 

Hopefully you can somehow do the same, big fella.

 

 

Fooster is no troll. Get your head in the game, Game.

Neither is subliminal_animal.

...

In all fairness, I don't know many men who could've argued out of that paper bag.

[Guest The Old Me]

Are you registered at UGS yet? Do it man!!!

[BX 0]

Why? So you can ban him>

[Just call me Dan 0]

How is UGS v. 3.0 running these days?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

How is UGS v. 3.0 running these days?

There's only one way to find out...

 

And B-X, we don't ban people without a reason...

[Guest The Old Me]

Why? So you can ban him>

Why would I invite him to join the board just so I could ban him? Somebody didn't put their "logic hat" on today.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I am just personally curious as to why I am a poor excuse for a friend who is no longer a friend indeed.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Maybe you stole his woman.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

She was 6'2 and 265 lbs, with a bad weave.

 

 

HOW COULD I RESIST??????

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Subliminal Animal is easily my favorite poster on the boards. Although The Upright Man is really close. They should fight.

[Guest The Old Me]

The upright man is Tank Abott. Well, maybe not, but who the fuck else fakes their own death or suicide?

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Ok guys I'm really gonna do it.

 

*commits suicide*

 

*is dead*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Suicide is self expression.

[Guest The Old Me]

Hey I made a thread 4 weeks ago where I urged you all to off yourselves for my amusement. You pussies are still here though.

[BX 0]

You know, if I wanted, Cobain would make me a mod at UGS or Sluts or wherever tomorrow

[Guest The Old Me]

So?

[Nighthawk 0]

That's good, we have so much traffic we're vastly understaffed.

[BX 0]

::B-X casts Level 4 FonzDistrac::

 

 

::runs::

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

[Guest The Old Me]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

Fag.

[Guest Henry Winkler]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

That does it.

 

I'm gonna sue this imposter

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

That does it.

 

I'm gonna sue this imposter

Impostah? Listen here fiddlestick, I don't know who you is, but I know who you can nevah be.

 

 

Lookehdis, I'm a hot enough shot to got my own cup. Heck, I doan' even know if dat's officially licensed mer-chin-dice. See, 'cuz people so in love wit Fonz dey make dey own mem-o-ruh-billya sometimes. O' maybe they just know how much people love Fonzie, and is out to make a cheap buck on his name, rather un-scru-pull-us-leh, and not pay da gabillionz o' dollahz it costs to hab my face grace ya piece o' shit product. Da point is...I'm used ta dealin' wit knockoffs.

 

You ain't even goin' da tried an' trued mechid o' tryin' to capture the essence an' imidge a' me illeeg'ly...you pretendin' to be a character I play. A character that plays uddah charactahz I stotted a few yeeuz back ways. I's very complicated, but Fonzie can pull it off like it sweat off da back.

 

So like I saidz, I'm used ta knockoffs. Dere's one Fonzie, an' everyone wants to be him or have a pieze of him. But what Fonzie has to say to knockoffs is "knock it off, knockoff!" Den I knock da knockoff to da floor. An' den I agitate da gravel on my mo-mo and ride like da wind. An' den I am the coolest cat ever to graze dis rotten apple planet.

 

Trust me, you don't wanna deal widda wrat' o' my lee-gellity team, knuckle sandwich a la mode on da right and five fingahz fisted to da kisser on the left.

 

Consider dat you been warned, yeh poindextrous faggot.

Edited November 10, 2003 by The TRUE Fonzie

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

Fag.

I musta missed dis at firs', cuz you so insignificant you trash-chewin' muddafugga. Plus I woulda taught you been cry'n to yo' mama after Fonz made you cry to yo' mama da furz time wid hiss trademahk tough talk.

 

An' da funny ting is dat I was bein' easy on ya, ya wurtless bum. Youze is jus' shit in a jar, an' ebbrybody knows it.

[treble 0]

Consider dat you been warned, yeh poindextrous faggot.

Fonzie would never say that.

[Guest Henry Winkler]

I didn't nevah give you permission to display any pho-tegreffy displaying my likeness.

That does it.

 

I'm gonna sue this imposter

Impostah? Listen here fiddlestick, I don't know who you is, but I know who you can nevah be.

 

 

Lookehdis, I'm a hot enough shot to got my own cup. Heck, I doan' even know if dat's officially licensed mer-chin-dice. See, 'cuz people so in love wit Fonz dey make dey own mem-o-ruh-billya sometimes. O' maybe they just know how much people love Fonzie, and is out to make a cheap buck on his name, rather un-scru-pull-us-leh, and not pay da gabillionz o' dollahz it costs to hab my face grace ya piece o' shit product. Da point is...I'm used ta dealin' wit knockoffs.

 

You ain't even goin' da tried an' trued mechid o' tryin' to capture the essence an' imidge a' me illeeg'ly...you pretendin' to be a character I play. A character that plays uddah charactahz I stotted a few yeeuz back ways. I's very complicated, but Fonzie can pull it off like it sweat off da back.

 

So like I saidz, I'm used ta knockoffs. Dere's one Fonzie, an' everyone wants to be him or have a pieze of him. But what Fonzie has to say to knockoffs is "knock it off, knockoff!" Den I knock da knockoff to da floor. An' den I agitate da gravel on my mo-mo and ride like da wind. An' den I am the coolest cat ever to graze dis rotten apple planet.

 

Trust me, you don't wanna deal widda wrat' o' my lee-gellity team, knuckle sandwich a la mode on da right and five fingahz fisted to da kisser on the left.

 

Consider dat you been warned, yeh poindextrous faggot.

What the...

 

I am Henry Winkler. I made Fonzie. I was responsible for everything he did. Apart from jumping the shark. That was Ron Howards idea. Cunt.

 

Anyway, youre prancing around here pretending to be Fonzie? Thats illegal, biatch! If you don't stop it, I will be forced to take drastic action against you and all the other Fonzies.

 

And I don't talk like that...