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Why is it that my friend can get a blowjob from a girl the week after I break up with her, but I make out with the girl that he likes, and he has the balls to say, "What the fuck? I thought it was bros before hos?"?

Ostensibly, if you broke up with the girl, you're no longer interested in her. And you made out with a girl he currently likes.

 

That said, I want to shove a rusty spike up the rectum of people who say "bros before hos" without a trace of irony.

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Will Kotz ever have a serious relationship or is he doomed to a neverending cycle of screwing his friends woman because he is riding on his cock?

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Will Kotz ever have a serious relationship or is he doomed to a neverending cycle of screwing his friends woman because he is riding on his cock?

You do realize that all that business ended a month ago, right? Can't you come up with better, more contemporary material?

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If staying in on a Friday night is the new getting your dick sucked, then what's staying in on your birthday and watching SmackDown?

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Why do I like boys in my back door?  :huh:

Because it feels good?

Well, that and it's different from the regular boring sex routine.

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Why do I like boys in my back door? :huh:

Because the backdoor is more casual. A friend can stop by and say, "howdy neighbor" and you can offer them a slice of pie. And when packages are delivered to the back door it brings a smile to your face. Why even the milkman comes to the back door.

 

What? Isn't that what you guys were talking about?

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