Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 Why is it that my friend can get a blowjob from a girl the week after I break up with her, but I make out with the girl that he likes, and he has the balls to say, "What the fuck? I thought it was bros before hos?"? Ostensibly, if you broke up with the girl, you're no longer interested in her. And you made out with a girl he currently likes. That said, I want to shove a rusty spike up the rectum of people who say "bros before hos" without a trace of irony.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 How big is your penis? 6.75"
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 It just seems to me that, reading through his responses, it's fairly obvious that he's nothing but sarcastic... A number of these answers have been quite serious.
The Czech Republic Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 When you were young, did you think that life was so wonderful?
Art Sandusky Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 How big is your penis? 6.75" Hey, me too!
MrRant Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Will Kotz ever have a serious relationship or is he doomed to a neverending cycle of screwing his friends woman because he is riding on his cock?
Art Sandusky Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Will Kotz ever have a serious relationship or is he doomed to a neverending cycle of screwing his friends woman because he is riding on his cock? You do realize that all that business ended a month ago, right? Can't you come up with better, more contemporary material?
MrRant Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 I know that part is over. However the cycle is coming.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 When you were young, did you think that life was so wonderful? As each year passes, I take comfort in life continually getting worse. Such consistency is a godsend.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 I know that part is over. However the cycle is coming. Elton John sang about this not too long ago.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Posted August 26, 2003 elton john sang about his period? Don't make a crack like that if you ever meet him. He can be very bitchy.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Who's a worse post whore...me or Choken one?
treble Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 If staying in on a Friday night is the new getting your dick sucked, then what's staying in on your birthday and watching SmackDown?
justsoyouknow Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 If "Life Ain't Nothin but Bitches and Money" then are eunichs and poor people really shitty at life?
caboose Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why haven't you answered my earlier question yet?
Guest stardust Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why do I like boys in my back door? Because it feels good?
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why do I like boys in my back door? Because it feels good? Well, that and it's different from the regular boring sex routine.
King Kamala Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Inca, who's your favorite Scandanavian scat singer and why?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Who were the best band at Reading festival?
Art Sandusky Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Well, if Big T is a female, I demand pictures. Inc, should Big T show her picture?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 2 part question: Why are my toes so cramped together? And what can i do to fix them?
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why do I like boys in my back door? Because the backdoor is more casual. A friend can stop by and say, "howdy neighbor" and you can offer them a slice of pie. And when packages are delivered to the back door it brings a smile to your face. Why even the milkman comes to the back door. What? Isn't that what you guys were talking about?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why is the earth flat? The map makers wouldn't have it any other way.
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