Dr. Zoidberg Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 Props to LaParkaYourCar for 1.) having a silly name that makes me laugh, and 2.) giving me the card. Go LPYC. AngleSlam August 31, 2003 Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein Winner: Zack Malibu. No question. Bastards on a roll like a fucking ball on a San Francisco hill. Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Uhhhh...Caboose? No! Stephen Joseph! No! Caboose! Yeah, Caboose! Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction Winners: This match, I feel, will be MOTN, or even a MOTYC. And I think the Team of the Year, The Dream Machines, will take back the titles. X Title Match: Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll Winner: C'mon...I can't bet on my own match...that wouldn't be right of me CWM Vs. Hex Machina Winner: C...W...M takes out Hex Machina Open Challenge: PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship Winner: PRL because the Navy is pussy's army I kid, I kid. Jailhouse Match: Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait Winner: Technically, if Eskimo said he was going to "Fuck up Jailbait", he COULD go to prison...but he won't, cuz no judge would convict him of doing the little girlies...I don't even know what I just said...Eskimo takes this one. Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker Winner: "Two in the pink, one in the stink, Bizarro! HA HA HA HA HA!" GOD, I need a girlfriend...Shocker wins it. Reject Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: I mark for Shooter Jay. He's just a bone thug. Who knew, right?! Right? Get it?! 24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey Winner: Who's Northstar again? Oh well...he's got a cool name and a swank avatar, but Tim MoySEY!~ takes this one. Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy Winner: Oh what the hell...Edward Robins Street Fight for Control of IZ: Banky Vs. Orion Winner: For control of IZ? Whoa...I need to pay more attention to the shows...Banky Finals of the Revolution Tournament Winner: I don't fucking know anymore! *spins a big wheel with all the names on it* Let's just see what happens!
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 The Banky/Orion thing was set up on the last IZ. Banky took over IZ because he was suing the OAOAST so they gave him control. Orion blamed Banky for Friday Nightmare going under so he challenged Banky. Northstar = Shattered Dreams
Lightning Flik Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein Winner: Calvin Szechstein. Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Stephen Joseph. Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction Winners: Featured Attraction X Title Match: Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll Winner: Mad Matt CWM Vs. Hex Machina Winner: C...W...M Open Challenge: PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship Winner: PRL Jailhouse Match: Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait Winner: Jailbait Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker Winner: Shocker Reject Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Shooter Jay 24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey Winner: Northstar Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy Winner: Edward Robins Street Fight for Control of IZ: Banky Vs. Orion Winner: Banky Finals of the Revolution Tournament Winner: Hell if I know.
Adam Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein Winner: Zack Malibu Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Stephen Joseph. Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction Winners: The Dream Machines X Title Match: Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll Winner: Hate to go against my tag partner, but I am going t have to. Ragdoll CWM Vs. Hex Machina Winner: C...W...M Open Challenge: PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship Winner: PRL Jailhouse Match: Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait Winner: Eskimo Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker Winner: Blurricane Reject Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Shooter Jay 24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey Winner: Northstar Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy Winner: Edward Robins Street Fight for Control of IZ: Banky Vs. Orion Winner: Banky Finals of the Revolution Tournament Winner: Umm, I am not going to pick on this one because I am in this.
Hank Kingsley Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 There's no-fucking-way Zack is winning. Calvin Szechstein = OAOAST MVP.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 why does everyone think I'm winning? I got thrown off a fucking bridge!
Zack Malibu Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 why does everyone think I'm winning? I got thrown off a fucking bridge! Exactly. So we all know you're taking a dive. ::canned laughter::
Lightning Flik Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 why does everyone think I'm winning? I got thrown off a fucking bridge! Kane just tossed into a dumpster on Raw and literially would have to be dead after that. Yet, he'll be back. Most likely, since it was only a bridge for you, you could've survived easily. Using WWE logic that is.
caboose Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 AngleSlam August 31, 2003 Ladder Match for the OAOAST Title: Zack Malibu Vs. Calvin Szechstein Winner: All good things must come to an end. And that includes Zack's title reign, I think. Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Stpehen Joseph. I regret letting him write that match. Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Featured Attraction Winners: Featured Attraction. X Title Match: Mad Matt Vs. Ragdoll Winner: Ragdoll. CWM Vs. Hex Machina Winner: Hex Machina to keep on ploughing through the roster. Open Challenge: PRL Vs. Any Member of the Navy on the ship Winner: PRL. Jailhouse Match: Mystery Eskimo Vs. Jailbait Winner: Eskimo because by inheriting control of IZ will historically make him egotistical. Straight Wrestling Match (Cheating will result in Suspension): Bizarro Blurricane Vs. Shocker Winner: Shocker. Reject Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Shooter Jay because Reject should be buried. 24/7 Title Match under Northstar's Rules: Northstar Vs. Tim Moysey Winner: Tim Moysey by unlikely interference from Anglesault. Edward Robins Vs. El Dandy Winner: Edward Robins because PIMPIN AIN'T EASY so El Dandy will be tired. Street Fight for Control of IZ: Banky Vs. Orion Winner: Banky because he gets what he wants around here. Finals of the Revolution Tournament Winner: Me because I probably wont read all of it.
Stephen Joseph Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Retirement Match: Caboose Vs. Stephen Joseph Winner: Stpehen Joseph. I regret letting him write that match. -caboose DAMN STRAIGHT~!
Adam Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Lengthy title run, it sure does show something when the Champ of an e-fed has more credibility than the champ of a particular WWE Television show.
Stephen Joseph Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 id say he has more cred than both actually. but yeah, when we started, we all decided that the "world title" was something that would NOT be passed around more than 3 times a year...thats our goal
Tony149 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 but yeah, when we started, we all decided that the "world title" was something that would NOT be passed around more than 3 times a year...thats our goal There have only been 5 OAOAST Champions since the fed started in April 2002 (AS being the first). It really would of been 4 but Caboose "left", causing us to switch the title over to Alfdogg, who then lost it to CWM, who then lost it to AS, who then lost it to Zack. Although, should Caboose really be a 2-time champion? After "Beach Brawl" the title was held up. Does winning the title after a hold up count as another title win? I'm starting to think it does.
Stephen Joseph Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Caboose is the only two time champion you're right tony
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 AS is a two-time champion too, I thought.
caboose Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Yeah I was the first Two-Time~! Two-Time~! Champion, but AS has become that as well. I always though there would have been three different champions and five different reigns had I not "left". Me (x2), AS (x2) and Zack.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Someday I will get my belt back
Tony149 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 I always though there would have been three different champions and five different reigns had I not "left". Me (x2), AS (x2) and Zack. You're right. The plan was to have you hold the title till October 2002 where you would of done the FINGERPOKE OF DOOM~! with AS. That instead went to CWM.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 The fingerpoke hurt dudes! I still have a nasty rash from where As's finger touched me.
caboose Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 Someday I'll be the first ever THREE TIME~! THREE TIME~! THREE TIME~! CHAMPION!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 not if I have anything to do with it.
Zack Malibu Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 OK, so I guess we'll have to have a three way. Not like that, Caboose. Put the whipped cream down.
caboose Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 Coming from Mister Premature Ejaculation, thats rich.
Stephen Joseph Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 ill get a stint with the title before you get a third reign mr. hhh
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 *repeats what he said to caboose* N.E.V.E.R.
Stephen Joseph Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 ill just make you quit again over my politics mr. timber =)
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