The one and only SummerSham 2003 Thread

[David Blazenwing 0]

Kane wins?

 

... shit.

 

There goes $423.

 

GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO!

You bet against Kane after his mega monster push?

 

LOL! You deserved to lose, dude. (LOL...j/k)

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Here comes Linda, now every McMahon has been on the show.

[AndrewTS 0]

What's left now? Shane-Bisch and the Chamberpot?

[MixxMaster 0]

DAMMNIT!!!! WTF?! What is the point of Kane winning? He's totally dominated RVD throughout the fuckin' feud. RVD SHOULD'VE won it...

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

great, $750 down the drain.

 

Damn me for thinking that WWE would want to keep RVD somewhat strong by giving him a DQ win.

[chirs3 0]

Kane wins?

 

... shit.

 

There goes $423.

 

GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO!

You bet against Kane after his mega monster push?

 

LOL! You deserved to lose, dude. (LOL...j/k)

I originally bet FOR Kane, but then I got to thinking there'd be a Shane-o run-in, setting up Shane/Kane. So I changed it. Gr!

[David Blazenwing 0]

What's left now? Shane-Bisch and the Chamberpot?

Shane/Bisch was the second match on the card, brah.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Here comes Linda, now every McMahon has been on the show.

Yet Haas & Benjamin weren't on the card. That's a fuckin' travesty.

[AndrewTS 0]

What's left now?  Shane-Bisch and the Chamberpot?

Shane/Bisch was the second match on the card, brah.

Oh, good.

 

DAMMNIT!!!! WTF?! What is the point of Kane winning? He's totally dominated RVD throughout the fuckin' feud. RVD SHOULD'VE won it...

 

RVD is being buried likely because of that radio interview where he talked about how crappy WWE was run.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Even if Kurt beat Brock by pin-fall, Brock can say "you can't make me tap", thus setting up a submissions match for a 3rd match. But they already wasted that tap-out tonight when a 1,2,3 would have done just fine. But now Brock has no reason for a re-match as he gave up.

[Bored 0]

In all honesty if I had a worker bad mouthing my company I'd job him out too...although maybe I wouldn't have used him so bad to piss him off that he would publicly rip the company.

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

THe Elimination Chamber Game. Something I made up in an attempt to make sum fun out of Summerslam.

 

1 shot: If Goldberg's entrance starts from his locker room(5 shots if the "locker room" is a janitor closet, bathroom, etc.)

1 shot: If Orton and HHH actually come out together.

1 shot: For everytime JR yells "Bah Gawd."

2 shots: If HBK tunes up the band.

2 shots: If Orton is the first to job.

2 shots: If Jericho is the first to job.

3 shots: If JR says Nash is a slug in a nice way.

3 shots: If HHH is last to join the match.

3 shots: If a "Goldberg Sucks" chant starts.

3 shots: If Jericho gets so much as a 2-count.

5 shots: If Orton turns on HHH

5 shots: If a "Nashhole" chant starts.

5 shots: If HBK turns on Nash or the other way around.

5 shots: If Goldberg Spears someone. (10 shots: If he goes for Jericho but misses and crash into a turnbuckle, injuring his shoulder)

5 shots: If HHH actually jobs. (Chug the rest if it's to Jericho)

5 shots: If JR calls the Jack Hammer the "Jackknife"

Chug the rest: If Jericho actually wins the title.

Chug it and kill yourself: If Goldberg Wins

Chug it and kill yourself: If Orton Wins

Skip the chuggng and kill yourself: If HHH and Orton are in the final two as Orton then pulls a Nash with the "One-Finger Pin" to HHHogan.

Skip the chuggng and kill yourself: If HHH, Nash, and HBK are the final three and pull another "Kliq Incident".

[AndrewTS 0]

In all honesty if I had a worker bad mouthing my company I'd job him out too...although maybe I wouldn't have used him so bad to piss him off that he would publicly rip the company.

Like when said worker is one of or THE MOST over guys on one show and yet this is the first time in a looong time he's even made it on the PPV?

[Bored 0]

Even if Kurt beat Brock by pin-fall, Brock can say "you can't make me tap", thus setting up a submissions match for a 3rd match. But they already wasted that tap-out tonight when a 1,2,3 would have done just fine. But now Brock has no reason for a re-match as he gave up.

Its a valid point but I'd just prefer to see Angle move on to other things. There matches are good but their "feuds" have Bored me. I mean if you think about Angle hasn't had a program with anyone else in six months.

[David Blazenwing 0]

THe Elimination Chamber Game. Something I made up in an attempt to make sum fun out of Summerslam.

 

1 shot: If Goldberg's entrance starts from his locker room(5 shots if the "locker room" is a janitor closet, bathroom, etc.)

1 shot: If Orton and HHH actually come out together.

1 shot: For everytime JR yells "Bah Gawd."

2 shots: If HBK tunes up the band.

2 shots: If Orton is the first to job.

2 shots: If Jericho is the first to job.

3 shots: If JR says Nash is a slug in a nice way.

3 shots: If HHH is last to join the match.

3 shots: If a "Goldberg Sucks" chant starts.

3 shots: If Jericho gets so much as a 2-count.

5 shots: If Orton turns on HHH

5 shots: If a "Nashhole" chant starts.

5 shots: If HBK turns on Nash or the other way around.

5 shots: If Goldberg Spears someone. (10 shots: If he goes for Jericho but misses and crash into a turnbuckle, injuring his shoulder)

5 shots: If HHH actually jobs. (Chug the rest if it's to Jericho)

5 shots: If JR calls the Jack Hammer the "Jackknife"

Chug the rest: If Jericho actually wins the title.

Chug it and kill yourself: If Goldberg Wins

Chug it and kill yourself: If Orton Wins

Skip the chuggng and kill yourself: If HHH and Orton are in the final two as Orton then pulls a Nash with the "One-Finger Pin" to HHHogan.

Skip the chuggng and kill yourself: If HHH, Nash, and HBK are the final three and pull another "Kliq Incident".

Best.Game.Ever.

 

Hell, I don't even drink and I think it's brilliant!

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

Even if Kurt beat Brock by pin-fall, Brock can say "you can't make me tap", thus setting up a submissions match for a 3rd match. But they already wasted that tap-out tonight when a 1,2,3 would have done just fine. But now Brock has no reason for a re-match as he gave up.

They could throw Brock into the upper midcard now to pick up some wins and slowly get a new submission finisher over. Then you push him back into the main event for WMXX and do a Brock/Angle submission match there. The story would be that Brock tapped out in their last match and now he wants to prove that he can do the same to Kurt.

 

That's just off the top of my head.

[Bored 0]

Even if Kurt beat Brock by pin-fall, Brock can say "you can't make me tap", thus setting up a submissions match for a 3rd match.  But they already wasted that tap-out tonight when a 1,2,3 would have done just fine.  But now Brock has no reason for a re-match as he gave up.

They could throw Brock into the upper midcard now to pick up some wins and slowly get a new submission finisher over. Then you push him back into the main event for WMXX and do a Brock/Angle submission match there. The story would be that Brock tapped out in their last match and now he wants to prove that he can do the same to Kurt.

 

That's just off the top of my head.

Bleh I hate repeat main events at WrestleMania....anyways you do all know Vince will be main eventing WMXX....but that is for another day.

[Shanghai Kid 0]

Hopefully they won't get eliminated in the order of their entrances.

[KingPK 0]

JR pointing out HHH hasn't won at SS since 1998.....

 

So, what, Goldberg and Jericho starting?

[AndrewTS 0]

"3 shots: If JR says Nash is a slug in a nice way."

 

My little contribution to the game, BTW.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Jericho and HBK will be starting the match.

[Shanghai Kid 0]

Figures, put the two best workers in there.

[chirs3 0]

How many shots if one of the participants is put through the bullet-proof glass?

 

And how many if it's Jericho?

 

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

But there isn't the question about Brock tapping now. We all know Angle will tap out because of his feud with Benoit, but Brock up-until-tonight still remained tapless.

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

Bleh I hate repeat main events are WrestleMania....

I thought of that myself. They could of course just do the match at RR, with the same buildup. In an ideal world the WMXX main event would be Benoit/Lesnar or Benoit/Angle for the title where Benoit finally completes his journey. It would be fitting and deserved. And they could build it up big in the upcoming months. Emphasis on COULD.

[Shanghai Kid 0]

Wow, Jericho got the weakest pop.

[Guest Ray]

I'm in a bad mood today.

[dpac 0]

who did flair come down with?

[David Blazenwing 0]

It's almost 9:30 central... does it bother anyone that the EC is just now starting? This SOB is gonna be short...

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

who did flair come down with?

HHH