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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

G...Godamn...that actually was a very accurate accessment of what he told you. Psych major, huh?

Just lucky!

About Agent or your fear of rejection?

You are one stupid dude. If you were smart you'd know that the reason I quoted what Ripper said about Agent is becasue that is what I was talking about. And you were lucky only if by some far out chance you were right.

 

Now if you need anymore post explained to you "Doc" please feel free to ask, dumbass. :P

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Can't you kayfabe?

Kayfabing is the hiding of truth. You'll never develop until you realise that this is not a productive mode of life.

I don't know, Hulk Hogan didn't do too bad...

But not through kayfabing. Of all the wrestlers of the late 80's, Hogan was one of the more realistic characters, and the same with his glory-run in the NWO. It wasn't until his charachter became less believable (and therefore required more kayfabing) in more recent times that he became less over with the fans and less of a draw.

WHAT THE HELL?

 

 

"Perfect American Superman" is more realistic then "Money Grubber"?

 

 

You are hopelessly naive

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

Wow! Thanks, doc. Actually, when I was in college, I was pursuing your line of work, with a strong chemistry background to fall back on if I turned out to be a lousy doctor. I actually think we have quite a bit in common. Questionable theories, private vices, and the underlying motivation of making a lot of money and being fairly notable and famous. What advice do you have for me in regards to the profession?

 

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I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

Wow! Thanks, doc. Actually, when I was in college, I was pursuing your line of work, with a strong chemistry background to fall back on if I turned out to be a lousy doctor. I actually think we have quite a bit in common. Questionable theories, private vices, and the underlying motivation of making a lot of money and being fairly notable and famous. What advice do you have for me in regards to the profession?

 

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Tell people what they want to believe. People love to be told they're right. Then subtley introduce the fact that they have issues and are deeply abnormal. If they start asking questions, end the session, take their money and fuck off back home to watch porn.

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Can't you kayfabe?

Kayfabing is the hiding of truth. You'll never develop until you realise that this is not a productive mode of life.

I don't know, Hulk Hogan didn't do too bad...

But not through kayfabing. Of all the wrestlers of the late 80's, Hogan was one of the more realistic characters, and the same with his glory-run in the NWO. It wasn't until his charachter became less believable (and therefore required more kayfabing) in more recent times that he became less over with the fans and less of a draw.

WHAT THE HELL?

 

 

"Perfect American Superman" is more realistic then "Money Grubber"?

 

 

You are hopelessly naive

I was talking about his "old man who is still better than half the roster" phase as opposed to his relatively gimmickless earliy years.

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Drugs, both for medicinal and recreational purposes, your thoughts?

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I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

G...Godamn...that actually was a very accurate accessment of what he told you. Psych major, huh?

Just lucky!

About Agent or your fear of rejection?

You are one stupid dude. If you were smart you'd know that the reason I quoted what Ripper said about Agent is becasue that is what I was talking about. And you were lucky only if by some far out chance you were right.

 

Now if you need anymore post explained to you "Doc" please feel free to ask, dumbass. :P

If you are in denial of your fear of rejection then you are an even harder case than I initially thought.

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Drugs, both for medicinal and recreational purposes, your thoughts?

Depends on the drugs. But dependency on even the softest drugs will always lead to long term problems.

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I was talking about his "old man who is still better than half the roster" phase as opposed to his relatively gimmickless earliy years.

Ah, but still one could argue that during his NWO years he relentlessly cheated to make up for the age difference. Plus, isn't illogical in the first place that he could defeat guys who were 7'0 feet tall and over 300 lbs.

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

You stole that from the tarot readings done on me.

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I was talking about his "old man who is still better than half the roster" phase as opposed to his relatively gimmickless earliy years.

Ah, but still one could argue that during his NWO years he relentlessly cheated to make up for the age difference. Plus, isn't illogical in the first place that he could defeat guys who were 7'0 feet tall and over 300 lbs.

Yes, but you could say that about any wrestler and it became less realistic as he got older. Besides which Hogan's reputation as the best in the business made you believe he could do it.

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

What an intense medical diagnosis. I guess I was wrong. You really are a doctor! ;)

 

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

You stole that from the tarot readings done on me.

No, I used that information along with my assesment of you in the same thread to get an idea of your personality. A good psychiatrist uses all available information.

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

What an intense medical diagnosis. I guess I was wrong. You really are a doctor! ;)

Dick was putting it in laymens terms for you. I could have said that you have a fear of rejection and that you overcompensate for this by trying to convince yourself that anyone who rejects you is just plain wrong. The insults you have used towards me for suggesting this has done nothing to sway me from this verdict.

 

The end result of all this is, of course, that you're a dick.

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

You stole that from the tarot readings done on me.

No, I used that information along with my assesment of you in the same thread to get an idea of your personality. A good psychiatrist uses all available information.

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Screw this, crap. I'm going on a long vacation.

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Guest Sigmund Freud
Best Powder Puff Girl? :buttercup: :bubbles: :blossom:

:bubbles:

 

Buttercup and Blossom may seem cool, but Bubbles is the one everybody would like to know a little bit better.

 

In fact, a persons favorite Powerpuff Girl shows what type of personality they have.

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

You stole that from the tarot readings done on me.

No, I used that information along with my assesment of you in the same thread to get an idea of your personality. A good psychiatrist uses all available information.

 

Screw this, crap. I'm going on a long vacation.

Good. I think some time alone will allow you to step back from your life and come to terms with the type of person you would like to be and let you work out how to become that person.

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

What an intense medical diagnosis. I guess I was wrong. You really are a doctor! ;)

Dick was putting it in laymens terms for you. I could have said that you have a fear of rejection and that you overcompensate for this by trying to convince yourself that anyone who rejects you is just plain wrong. The insults you have used towards me for suggesting this has done nothing to sway me from this verdict.

 

The end result of all this is, of course, that you're a dick.

There is no fear of rejection. And everyone including myself already knew I was a dick.

 

Now why are you wastling our time again?

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I find it amusing that you two are the ones to mock me through pictures. Mario has a fear of rejection and as such immerses himself in a fantasy world where no-one can reach him. And Johnson's a dick. You two should embrace this thread and use it to find out more about yourselves.

What an intense medical diagnosis. I guess I was wrong. You really are a doctor! ;)

Dick was putting it in laymens terms for you. I could have said that you have a fear of rejection and that you overcompensate for this by trying to convince yourself that anyone who rejects you is just plain wrong. The insults you have used towards me for suggesting this has done nothing to sway me from this verdict.

 

The end result of all this is, of course, that you're a dick.

There is no fear of rejection. And everyone including myself already knew I was a dick.

 

Now why are you wastling our time again?

If you were in denial anymore, you'd be drowning in Egypt.

 

And the reason I'm wasting your time is the same any psychiatrist wastes your time. Money.

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Guest Sigmund Freud
But...you're not making any money. Are you?

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

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Well, are you? And if so, how? You don't seem to be charging anyone and I'd doubt you have any poster's home address.

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Well, are you? And if so, how? You don't seem to be charging anyone and I'd doubt you have any poster's home address.

Well...swank ass hats and beard trim-ups aren't paying for themselves. Somebodies fronting the bill. I think Freud is DAMES~!

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Guest Sigmund Freud

If I told you how I was getting money, you'd stop me from doing it.

 

I am a crafty psychiatrist.

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
If I told you how I was getting money, you'd stop me from doing it.

 

I am a crafty psychiatrist.

You're wrong, a psychiatrist is a person with a medical doctorate, and can prescribe drugs. A psychologist is the person that actually works with these people, but can refer people to a psychiatrist. Your a fraud, Freud! Me :throwup: You

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Guest The Pirate in White

Hey, he could prescribe drugs over the Internet. He BILLS over the internet.

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