The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Guest CheroneWasMurdered]

::CWM III runs in the thread and zaps the Hell out of BPP with his shock stick that he stole from the Mountie::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::CWM III runs in the thread and zaps the Hell out of BPP with his shock stick that he stole from the Mountie::

And you are?

 

1) A newbie

2) Unestablished

3) Not worthy

 

 

Hmm. I consider this a case of complete NO-SELL of the shock stick, because my trenchcoat is lined with rubber~! and thus the electric shock grounds itself into well, the ground

 

Stephen Joseph walks away, brushing his coast off, neglecting to hit the undeserving whelp with any offensive manuveur. CWM III simply isn't worth the caloric expenditure.

[Zack Malibu 0]

OMG POWER TRIP

[Guest CheroneWasMurdered]

::CWM III hits the Going to the Extreme on Zack Malibu for calling him names in the NHB folder::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

OMG POWER TRIP

I'm Corporate now...

 

Damn right I'm on a power trip?

 

Got a problem with...go on, complain, I dare you. I'll change your match.

I'll let you fight Mario

 

You'd like that wouldn't you?

 

Avast, shove off, I am the golden one around here for now...I am CORPORATE~!

 

/ooc man, that power trip was fun

 

TONY/BPP Power Trip #2 > HHH/Austin Power Trip #1

[Zack Malibu 0]

OMG POWER TRIP

I'm Corporate now...

 

Damn right I'm on a power trip?

 

Got a problem with...go on, complain, I dare you. I'll change your match.

I'll let you fight Mario

 

You'd like that wouldn't you?

 

Avast, shove off, I am the golden one around here for now...I am CORPORATE~!

 

/ooc man, that power trip was fun

 

TONY/BPP Power Trip #2 > HHH/Austin Power Trip #1

You're the IZ Power Tripper. I'm a HeldDOWN~! star.

[Guest CheroneWasMurdered]

Damn right I'm on a power trip?

 

TONY/BPP Power Trip #2 > HHH/Austin Power Trip #1

So your saying that you are a broken down piece fo crap that everyone is supposed to like, despite the fact that you don't add shit to the OAOAST?

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Oooooooooo, he TAGGED you, BPP!

 

 

::sits an watches the name calling fest::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Damn right I'm on a power trip?

 

TONY/BPP  Power Trip #2 > HHH/Austin Power Trip #1

So your saying that you are a broken down piece fo crap that everyone is supposed to like, despite the fact that you don't add shit to the OAOAST?

No, that's Caboose.

 

 

*Offers his hand to CWMIII for the EVIL handshake but when CWMIII reaches for it CWM pulls him in for a POLLYCUTTER*

 

CWM: God Damn Ripoffs.

 

*CWM grabs some spraypaint and a chair. He hits CWMIII with the chair and then PILEDRIVES him on it. CWM then sprays spraypaint in CWMIII's face.*

 

 

To the Mods: Since he's posting because of me i'd like to suggest you delete everypost he makes from now on until he stops.

 

And do an IP check. I think I know who it is.

[Guest The Shad0w]

Shadow delivers the Mysticality to CWM from the top of a semi truck. He then stacks up three tables and lies CWM on top of them, ascends to the top of the semi and delivers the Shadow Splash. He then grabs the spray paint and sprays a giant "?" on his back. Shadow then retreats into the darkness.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I know who you are too.

[caboose 0]

So your saying that you are a broken down piece fo crap that everyone is supposed to like, despite the fact that you don't add shit to the OAOAST?

No, that's Caboose.

What did I do to warrant such a scathing remark?!

 

::Cries::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You were born

[caboose 0]

Aw man CWM hates me.

 

::Extends hand as a show of good faith::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Goes to shake it, but pulls his hand back and brushes his hair*

 

WHOOOOOOOOOO!

[caboose 0]

::Caboose gets banned::

[Guest The Shad0w]

I know who you are too.

Nonsense, you cretin. No one knows my TRUE identity. And no one ever will.

 

Shadow hits CWM with the Cryptic Kick, knocking him off the aforementioned cliff.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The Shadow?

 

Alec Baldwin!?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Attacks Zack*

 

CONTINUITY~!

[KingPK 0]

 

*Goes back to tag title match*

[Chuck Woolery 0]

*beltshots Peter Knight*

 

*goes back to tag title match as well*

[Hank Kingsley 0]

*Invades and helps Quiz write said tag title match*

[Adam 0]

*joins Chuck in his attack on Peter Knight*

[KingPK 0]

*Tears hair out*

 

Goddammit, I HATE WRITING MATCHES!!!!!!

 

I got the beginning, I got the end, but I can NEVER pad things out in the middle.

 

This match is going to suck royally, and I take full responsibiity. I'd be eaten alive in the SJL.

[caboose 0]

::Caboose performs a Hollywood-Run-In~! and kicks Peter Knight in the balls::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Not only would the SJL eat you alive, but I'd EAT YOU ALIVE!

 

/Fred Durst

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Cherone,

Honey,

 

You're the toilet paper I wipe my ass with. Only problem, you don't lick it all off

 

You're even unworthy the act of licking my ****. Get out, leave CWM alone, and don't come back. You unwanted piece of trash.

 

=) I am sooo nice

[Hank Kingsley 0]

You're even unworthy the act of licking my ****. Get out, leave CWM alone, and don't come back. You unwanted piece of trash.

What, did oattoast get a sponsorship deal with PBS or something?

[Adam 0]

Whats got to BPP? I havent seen him lash out like that before.

[caboose 0]

PMS.