The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

I don't even know anymore...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Chairshot*

[Zack Malibu 0]

*Rimshot*

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Dude. No one wants to hear about what you and Evenflow are doing right now.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Dude. No one wants to hear about what you and Evenflow are doing right now.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

heh. that was funny.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Dude...I...

 

(has no good comeback)

 

Oh yeah, well then I'm gonna tell everyone about that watered down stuff you tried to pass off as Canadian Beer over in the OAOASTRipoff Threat at our Cyber Sluts board. That's right, WATERED DOWN!

[Papacita 0]

*Enters thread with a giant Slim Jim...lays out everyone then runs*

 

Dig it, brother.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Sells Slim Jim shot, and fears victory rap from Macho Papa.::

[Papacita 0]

*Celebrates by blasting "Be A Man" while doing the Riverdance*

[alfdogg 0]

Keep your Slim Jim away from me.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You loved it, Alf.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Canadian beer watered down is still about 10x more potent than the best yank beer.

[Guest The Shad0w]

I rather enjoy Canadian beer as well.

 

Shadow drinks the beer and busts the bottle over CWM's head. He then throws CWM into a YANKEE beer truck and locks the door, then the truck drives off with CWM. Shadow laughs at the scene, then disappears into the darkness.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Papacita 0]

SHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

*clubs CWM with frozen lamb leg*

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hey, Papa brought food!

 

::swipes lamb leg and cooks on grill.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OW!

 

*Eats food*

 

OOC: I'm writing a series of "Matches that never happened".

 

The first one is CWM Vs. TMO for control of the OAOAST.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*hits Malibu with the X Title! The fans boo as Ragdoll sets Malibu up....POP DROP!~ POP DROP!~ Malibu clutches his head as Ragdoll runs away, clutching his X Title*

 

 

 

just trying to hype next weeks match...WHOO!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Zack comes into the thread, and checks on the stunt double that Ragdoll dropped headfirst.::

[Papacita 0]

:presents psuedo-Zack an award for "Best Performance by a stunt double in a battle royal style thread"...then beats him with it:

 

Violence is fun.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Accepts award, but not beating, on behalf of said stunt double.::

[Damaramu 0]

*stands up in audience*

Hey Zack! You know you don't deserve that award! You know I do! ME! ALL ME!

*does a few cartwheels and then bounces out of auditorium on his head*

COO-COO! COO-COO!

[CanadianChick 0]

::Hits TMD just outside of the auditorium with a chair::

 

*sighs* Stupid Newbies.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Ohh I remember what we do to newbies!

 

TMD staggers up, only to turn around and be floored with a ::beltshot:: from Stephen Joseph.

 

SJ: Aight, who wants the next beltshot on TMD?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Takes the belt and belt shots Popick*

 

CWM: it's more fun than picking on newbies.

 

TMD: Thanks CW...

 

*Pollycutter on TMD*

 

CWM: Picking on Newbies is still fun though.

 

*Drinks a beer...canadian of course*

[Papacita 0]

Yeah, newbies suck!

 

*suddenly remembers he's a newbie*

 

Uh oh...

[Damaramu 0]

CANADIAN BEER!?

*breaks an entire case of german beer over CWM's head*

Fucking Canadian pussy shit.

[CanadianChick 0]

::breaks a pack of American beer over TMD's head::

 

Better than that shit.

[Damaramu 0]

*no sells it because it's weak ass American beer. breaks a case of weak ass Canadian beer over CC's head and then a case of MANLY~! German beer*

And if that wasn't enough!

*drops a shelf of German kegs on CC*

OH and!

*hits her with several beersteins*

OH and to finish it off!

*beltshot*