The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[caboose 0]

::Caboose is found lying face down in his own vomit following a mind bendingly insane New Year's blow-out::

[Guest Sturgis]

::Shaking caboose::

 

Dude you've been lying here for a week now WAKE UP!!! And clean up that mess you made.

[caboose 0]

::Caboose awakens and Stunners Sturgis thinking he is trying to steal Caboose's wallet!::

[Guest Sturgis]

There ain't nothing in your wallet anyways.

 

::breaks bottle::

 

AAAAGGGGHHHHH

 

::runs after caboose::

[caboose 0]

::RUNS IN FEAR::

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

:: walks in too late, and becomes SUPER ANGRY BROCK HOSS! ::

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAKE ME WANTS THE ABBADA BAOSOJFS CAKE AND THETBE AHFF KASK NO CAKE!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Hits HSJ with a clothesline from Hell, and drags him off to the showers::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Hits HSJ with a clothesline from Hell, and drags him off to the showers::

*Leaves him to mario's "tender" mercies*

[caboose 0]

Mario's Impotent!?

[Richard 0]

::Sets ring on fire::

[caboose 0]

^Lives upto name.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Attacks Caboose*

 

CWM: People have requested I notlet Chokun become the first 20,000 post man...so this thread must get kicking again

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*sets fire to CWM's shoelace*

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*then pees on it to put the fire out*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM is not wearing any shoes*

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*sets fire to CWM Hobbit-like foot fur then*

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*then steals CWM's collection of fine lumberjack tea sets*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Gets PISSED and steals Piss's...jar of piss*

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*closes all exits to the room while CWM is stuck inside and slowly fills the room up with more piss*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM wishes he had STROKE to get Piss temporarily Banned so he could escape*

 

Alf 0wnz me

Edited February 11, 2004 by alfdogg

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*launchs twisted plan of having Twinkies launched into CWM at speeds of over 125 mph*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

uh

 

*ducks*

[caboose 0]

DUCKS! WHERE?!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

about to shit on your porsche.

[alfdogg 0]

*powerbombs CWM on said porsche. Ratings quadruple in their decline with Alf's appearance*

[caboose 0]

I own a Porsche? Cool, in which case, stupid fucking ducks!

 

::Proceeds to play Duck Hunt on the old NES.::

 

And also, its good to see Alf's honesty about his Diesal-esque drawing abilities.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*watches the dog laugh at caboose as he misses duck after duck*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose challenges FirgidSoul to a game of Duck Hunt!::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*accepts the challenge and pulls out THE ORANGE WIRELESS NES GUN!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Smacks you both with said gun then scores an alltime high at duckhunter.*

 

i play it all the time online. the kill the dog version 0wnz yo soul.