The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[caboose 0]

::Has to run 300 yards across the arena floor to try and pin CWM...

 

...By the time he gets their Caboose can grab only a two-count::

 

MONTREAL: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM low blowd Caboose and rolls him up grabbing the tights*

 

 

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[caboose 0]

....KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Caboose throws the shoulder up at the last possible moment!

 

The Montreal fans almost riot at the two count in absolute support for their native toothless idiot CWM.

 

Both men slowly pick themselves up and slowly start to exchange big right hands...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM goes low and locks the sharpshooter on*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose squirms and squirms in the Sharpshooter trying to reach the ropes...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

RING THE FUCKING BELL

[caboose 0]

::As thousands of flashbulbs simultaneously go off, Caboose looks at the time keeper and then glances at the crowd who are rabidly screaming for him to tap...

 

The bell rings.

 

CWM relenquishes the hold as the fans erupt into massive cheers.

 

Earl Hebner dives out of the ring and runs off as a shocked expression comes across Caboose's face.

 

CWM is tossed the Chamionship belt and told by Tony 'The Body' to get the fuck out of there. However...

 

...CWM celebrates and taunts Caboose as the fans go into a frenzy.

 

A severly pissed Caboose gets up and spears CWM before throwing vicious rights to CWM face in the mounted position::

 

Sorry for going all Raging Bull there for a moment.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM goes on to have a poor title reign surviving on past greatness and shock bvalue before taking a bad bump and breaking his back*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose goes on to become a cynical bitter man, but is still rumoured to be leading the SWF InVasion against the OAOAST::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*Comes in and steals glory from 2 old has-beens*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Caboose goes on to become a cynical bitter man, but is still rumoured to be leading the SWF InVasion against the OAOAST::

*CWM offers an insincere apology after finding god before going power mad and snorting a shit load of Coke and deciding to try and redo his male striper gimmick with a gay twist*

[Adam 0]

*Runs in and hits the AXEL SLAM on CWM and then Caboose, and then FS just for fun*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose no-sells Chosun, because he has stroke backstage::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM no sells Chosun because he IS the embodiement of backstage STROKE*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*sighs and then sells like a mother fucker because he's still nothing*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

at least you know your role

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

You tell him David!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

youse my ho Alf.

[Papacita 0]

*takes a moment from his day to spread peace, love, and pimp his unused Super X graphic...

 

 

 

...then grabs a baseball bat and clears out the room*

[Hank Kingsley 0]

What, is everyone suddenly afraid to post in the oaoast now that the wrath of You Know Who has been unleashed?

 

 

We're not gonna let the elevator break - us - down!

 

OH NO LET'S GO!

[Papacita 0]

*runs from Prince and his BUTTLESS PANTS OF DEATH*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What, is everyone suddenly afraid to post in the oaoast now that the wrath of You Know Who has been unleashed?

 

 

We're not gonna let the elevator break - us - down!

 

OH NO LET'S GO!

because shit is gay now

[alfdogg 0]

youse my ho Alf.

That was FUCKING UNNECESSARY.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

but funny

[Art Sandusky 0]

(walks in)

 

Hi.

[Papacita 0]

*hits Kotz with an apple*

[Art Sandusky 0]

(eats apple)

 

Thanks, I was hungry.

 

(throws a copy of Star Wars: Episode I back at him)

[Papacita 0]

Gee thanks!

 

I [heart] Jar Jar.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(skullfucks him for liking Jar Jar)

[Art Sandusky 0]

(whacks off since no one's in here at the moment)