Zack Malibu Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 ::Comes in.:: Kotz:"Uh...uh...hey Zack...uhhhh..." ::Runs the hell out of the thread.::
Papacita Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 (skullfucks him for liking Jar Jar) Now how would you sell that? *takes a home pregnancy test*
Art Sandusky Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 You sell it like you would if someone shoved a 17 inch salami into one of your eye sockets.
alfdogg Posted March 10, 2004 Report Posted March 10, 2004 You sell it like you would if someone shoved a 1.7 centimeter vienna sausage into one of your eye sockets. Edited for accuracy.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 don't mind if I do... *Chair shots to everyone and tosses Northstar off a convinetly placed ledge* I'm Back baby.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 (edited) I assume you're using someone else's dick, since you'd have to be AWFUL close to me otherwise. Calvin EDIT for grammar. Christ, CWM, I'm not your maid. Edited March 12, 2004 by Chuck Woolery
Art Sandusky Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 (freaked out by CWM's assumption of multiple personalities in one post)
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 i'm tired so... *chair shots kotz*
Art Sandusky Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 (sells by falling backwards and turning it into a spinaroonie)
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 (fellates himself once he is alone again)
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 *comes back and gives Kotz a Pollycutter*
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 (doesn't know what a Pollycutter is, can't sell for it)
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 it's a diamondcutter. *hits a pollycutter again*
Adam Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 *sells the Pollycuytter so Kotz doesn't have to*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 *Kicks kotz in the gnads* sell that
Richard Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 *Pyromaniac sees he's still on the roster, so he sets the ring on fire*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 *sets pyro on fire* OH THE IRONY!
caboose Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 ::Points out that Alf's last post caused this thread's rating to drop:: OH THE IRO... Hold on, thats prefectly normal.
KingPK Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 *To be nice, PK decides to sell "Best of Alfdogg" tapes* MAN: "Hey!! This box is empty!!" Insert your own punchline, it's fun for kids 9-99.
caboose Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 ::Rolls Pyro into a massive carpet and unrolls him down a massive staircase::
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