caboose Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 ::Has to run 300 yards across the arena floor to try and pin CWM... ...By the time he gets their Caboose can grab only a two-count:: MONTREAL: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 *CWM low blowd Caboose and rolls him up grabbing the tights* 1 2
caboose Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 ....KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caboose throws the shoulder up at the last possible moment! The Montreal fans almost riot at the two count in absolute support for their native toothless idiot CWM. Both men slowly pick themselves up and slowly start to exchange big right hands...::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 *CWM goes low and locks the sharpshooter on*
caboose Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 ::Caboose squirms and squirms in the Sharpshooter trying to reach the ropes...::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 RING THE FUCKING BELL
caboose Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 ::As thousands of flashbulbs simultaneously go off, Caboose looks at the time keeper and then glances at the crowd who are rabidly screaming for him to tap... The bell rings. CWM relenquishes the hold as the fans erupt into massive cheers. Earl Hebner dives out of the ring and runs off as a shocked expression comes across Caboose's face. CWM is tossed the Chamionship belt and told by Tony 'The Body' to get the fuck out of there. However... ...CWM celebrates and taunts Caboose as the fans go into a frenzy. A severly pissed Caboose gets up and spears CWM before throwing vicious rights to CWM face in the mounted position:: Sorry for going all Raging Bull there for a moment.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 23, 2004 Report Posted February 23, 2004 *CWM goes on to have a poor title reign surviving on past greatness and shock bvalue before taking a bad bump and breaking his back*
caboose Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 ::Caboose goes on to become a cynical bitter man, but is still rumoured to be leading the SWF InVasion against the OAOAST::
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 *Comes in and steals glory from 2 old has-beens*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 ::Caboose goes on to become a cynical bitter man, but is still rumoured to be leading the SWF InVasion against the OAOAST:: *CWM offers an insincere apology after finding god before going power mad and snorting a shit load of Coke and deciding to try and redo his male striper gimmick with a gay twist*
Adam Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 *Runs in and hits the AXEL SLAM on CWM and then Caboose, and then FS just for fun*
caboose Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 ::Caboose no-sells Chosun, because he has stroke backstage::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 *CWM no sells Chosun because he IS the embodiement of backstage STROKE*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 *sighs and then sells like a mother fucker because he's still nothing*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 29, 2004 Report Posted February 29, 2004 at least you know your role
Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 You tell him David!!!
Papacita Posted March 3, 2004 Report Posted March 3, 2004 *takes a moment from his day to spread peace, love, and pimp his unused Super X graphic... ...then grabs a baseball bat and clears out the room*
Hank Kingsley Posted March 3, 2004 Author Report Posted March 3, 2004 What, is everyone suddenly afraid to post in the oaoast now that the wrath of You Know Who has been unleashed? We're not gonna let the elevator break - us - down! OH NO LET'S GO!
Papacita Posted March 3, 2004 Report Posted March 3, 2004 *runs from Prince and his BUTTLESS PANTS OF DEATH*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 3, 2004 Report Posted March 3, 2004 What, is everyone suddenly afraid to post in the oaoast now that the wrath of You Know Who has been unleashed? We're not gonna let the elevator break - us - down! OH NO LET'S GO! because shit is gay now
alfdogg Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 youse my ho Alf. That was FUCKING UNNECESSARY.
Art Sandusky Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 (eats apple) Thanks, I was hungry. (throws a copy of Star Wars: Episode I back at him)
Art Sandusky Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 (whacks off since no one's in here at the moment)
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