Man ships self from NY to Dallas

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FBI Probes Man Who Shipped Self to Dallas

 

By DAVID KOENIG, Associated Press Writer

 

DALLAS - Charles D. McKinley had himself shipped from New York to Dallas in an airline cargo crate, startling his parents — and a deliveryman — when he broke out of the box outside their home.

 

"My husband asked him, `Man, what are you doing in this crate?' He said he was coming home," his mother told KDFW-TV in Dallas.

 

 

Federal officials want to know how the stowaway bypassed airport security.

 

 

McKinley, 25, a shipping clerk from New York, was arrested and jailed on unrelated bad-check and traffic charges after his overnight odyssey. Federal officials are considering additional charges of stowing away on a plane.

 

 

In a rambling jailhouse interview, McKinley told KXAS-TV in Dallas that he made the trip because he was homesick and a friend thought he could save money by flying as cargo. McKinley said he took no food or water on the 15-hour journey, just a cell phone, which did not work.

 

 

"I'm sitting there thinking, `Oh God, I don't know why I'm doing this,'" he said. "I'm sitting there thinking like any minute somebody will notice that there's somebody sitting inside this crate. ... No one did."

 

 

Before setting out, McKinley filled out shipping instructions saying the crate held a computer and clothes. Authorities believe he had help from at least one co-worker at the warehouse where he works in New York when he loaded himself in the box.

 

 

The box was taken by truck from New York's Kennedy Airport to New Jersey. Then it was loaded onto a pressurized, heated cargo plane operated by Kitty Hawk Cargo. It flew from Newark, N.J., to Niagara Falls, N.Y., then to the carrier's hub in Fort Wayne, Ind., and on to Dallas, the FBI (news - web sites) said.

 

 

On Saturday, Billy Ray Thomas, a driver for Pilot Air Freight, picked up the crate at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport and delivered it to McKinley's parents' home in suburban DeSoto.

 

 

When Thomas went to unload the 350-pound crate from his truck, he saw a pair of eyes and thought there was a body inside.

 

 

Then McKinley broke the box open and crawled out, said police Lt. Brian Windham.

 

 

McKinley's mother was stunned. The delivery driver called police.

 

 

DeSoto police said the crate measured 42 by 36 by 15 inches. McKinley stands 5-foot-8 and weighs 170 pounds, authorities said.

 

 

Authorities said they did not know whether McKinley had any toilet facilities. But the stowaway told the TV station that got out of the crate during flights once or twice and walked around.

 

 

His box was carried in the pressurized, heated cabins, but could just as easily have been placed in the lower, unpressurized holds, said Richard G. Phillips, chief executive of Pilot Air Freight.

 

 

"He could easily have died," Phillips said.

 

 

The freight cost — billed to McKinley's employer — was $550. At that rate, "he could have flown first-class," Phillips said.

 

 

 

 

 

Investigators from the federal Transportation Security Administration interviewed McKinley twice to learn how he got past security.

 

"We're not aware this has happened previously, so obviously it's something we are investigating aggressively," TSA spokeswoman Suzanne Luber said.

 

Air cargo receives less federal security attention than passenger planes, in part because of its sheer volume, and critics have suggested that terrorists could use cargo flights as weapons.

 

Other than the federal statute, District Attorney Bill Hill said he could not cite any law that McKinley broke.

 

"He violated the law of stupidity if nothing else," Hill said.

[Guest Choken One]

WHAT? I would have done the same

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I thought this was about Waldo Jeffers.

[Guest Anglesault]

This story would have been so much better if it was in the lower cabin. That would be FUNNY.

 

And it would have proven that God weeds out the stupid people.

[Guest stardust]

The local news is reporting that McKinley got out of the crate, shook the driver's hand, and walked inside without saying a word to the delivery guy. The delivery guy then went to a nearby parking lot and called 911. The 911 call went something like this "Yeah, uh, I just delivered a crate with a guy in it, uh. I'm an air package delivery guy, uh." He sounded QUITE confused about what was going on.

[godthedog 0]

I thought this was about Waldo Jeffers.

i was thinking the exact same thing. too bad his mom didn't accidentally put a knife through the center of his head.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The Smoking Gun is there..

[NoCalMike 0]

Spending that much on the shipping cost was lame when he could have just bought a ticket.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Amazing.

[Ced 0]

I'm simply amazed that a crate that is supposed to contain a computer and clothes but weighed in at 350 pounds didn't raise any suspicion.

[Ripper 0]

I want to want to kick him sqwah in the nuts for doing something so stupid...but at the same time I just want to congradulate him for having the nuts to do what every loony toon has done once or twice.

 

Why am I so confused?

 

Why does both my options have something to do with his nuts?

[Guest MikeSC]

I'm simply amazed that a crate that is supposed to contain a computer and clothes but weighed in at 350 pounds didn't raise any suspicion.

It might have been one powerful computer.

-=Mike

[AndrewTS 0]

I don't recall the Looney Toons doing that specific thing--except for Taz and he was being shipped to a zoo (and the kangaroo and suck)--but...

 

Didn't Jesus Lizard or something do a video with a guy who mailed himself to buy a brain or something? I remember it from Beavis and Butthead. *I*

Edited September 11, 2003 by AndrewTS

[bob_barron 0]

Waldo once shipped himself to Nebraska so he could be with Maxine at her cheerleading thing