Longdogger_Pete Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 August's Superstars of the Month...0 (9:15pm) (Kai) And... That topic... (9:15pm) (Kai) Why? (9:15pm) (Action) * Kai is sad now. First a reminder, since these are late, they only cover to the end of August. Spike's haiku has no bearing here Starting with SJL. (9:16pm) (Kai) Boooo@Spike and his shoddy haikuery. In 5th place with 5 points... Dominic Korgath In 4th place with 8 points... Jimmy "The Demon" Liston (9:17pm) (The_Mak) eh, I won my JL title on a no-show In a tie for second, with 11 points each... English Dragon and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (9:17pm) (Kai) .... WHo's higher than ED!? (9:17pm) (The_Mak) Apostle And the SJL Superstar of the Month for August, with 12 points... Viktor Tarakanov (9:17pm) (Action) * Kai will cry. (9:17pm) (Kai) Yay! (9:17pm) (The_Mak) wow (9:17pm) (Kai) Apostle=did well in the WF tourney, but not the JL... as much. (9:17pm) (The_Mak) i see Yeah, Apostle's WF matches don't count toward his JL scores (9:18pm) (Kai) .... Of course, by well... (9:18pm) (Kai) I mean won lots by no-show. But there's a great segue. Moving on to WF In a tie for 4th place with 6 points each... Andrew Blackwell... and Apostle! (9:18pm) (The_Mak) ME (9:18pm) (Kai) ... Don't tell me Apostle is in the top 5... (9:18pm) (Kai) :'( (9:18pm) (The_Mak) boo In third place with 7 points... Danny Williams (9:18pm) (The_Mak) Muzz should be higher (9:18pm) (Kai) .... Wait, why am I booing? I suck, too... and I don't even show! Remember, the last couple shows don't count (9:19pm) (The_Mak) true (9:19pm) (Kai) .... Well, I will on the 12th, just to save my ass from being fired, and having to report on my own release... OK... and we have a tie for first place. (9:19pm) (Kai) BOOOOO! With 8 points each... your Superstars of the Month (9:19pm) (Kai) I DEMAND A TIEBREAKER! are JOHN DURAN and MICHAEL CRAVEN And there you have it.
Guest Evolution Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 !!! And what better company to be sharing Superstar of the Month with than a man who could very possibly main event Genesis. *waits for the "But it's Ash!" comments*
Hank Kingsley Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 John Duran owns 3000 people's existence.
TheBostonStrangler Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 I'd complain, but I maybe had three matches in August, so whatcha gonna do? And LDP SUX OMG TBS IS #1 EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXX
WrestlingDeacon Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 I write a MOTYC to retire on and don't get diddly bumpkis. Although with a list like that, I don't think I want on it.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 A JLer made the top 5 in the WF? Awesome.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 How does this point system work?
WrestlingDeacon Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 Basically LDP puts everyone's name in a hat and let's Ian pick the names out. From there, he throws darts at a board, where he lands is your point total divided by how many times he's been laid in the past month (usually 2). He then gets out this abacus that his father left him in his will and tabulates the score, which he writes on the back of a Dixie cup. He then burns the Dixie cup and writes down whatever he can remember. It's a very old ritual that LDP got from the guy who originated the superstar of the month scoring back in the early days of the fed, Mayor McCheese.
King Cucaracha Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 In a tie for second, with 11 points each... English Dragon and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Ahem... ...FUCK YEAH!
The Amazing Rando Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 I'm thinking LDP was a little tipsy when he came up with that list... i'm glad i'm taking a break from this soon...
Guest Suicide King Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 Congrats to all, especially to me!
Guest Goodear Posted September 11, 2003 Report Posted September 11, 2003 Weird, I don't remember Muzz doing much of anything in August but maybe my head is all fuzzy. I have no problems with the rest of the listings though as Danny, Apostle, Duran and Craven are having really good runs of it.
Longdogger_Pete Posted September 12, 2003 Author Report Posted September 12, 2003 Yeah, what Frost said. And then when I'm done, I throw the Dixie cup out. You know, what's left of it.
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