Are you fat?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Yeah, just my beergut though. I'm 6'2" and about 190-195 I think. I must have the liver of a 40 year old.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

6'3", 230. Built like a brick shithouse with fifteen unnecessary pounds of lard.

[Cuban Linx 0]

I'm pretty much on the fat side of things, being extroadinarily lazy and treating your body like shit for years will do that to you.

[TheFranchise 0]

<<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat.

WJM can vouch.

[Guest Goodear]

I'm 6' and about 260 pounds so I think I win the fattiest fatty award thus far. But at least while being a load of goo I don't have any belt hang so I can still look in a mirror and not shoot myself in the face. Not that it would hurt the old looks. Basically getting no exercise and being a natural heffer with broad shoulders does not make for a good combination. Oh well... at least I can dress up like Scott Keith for Halloween.

 

Hey ladies, have I mentioned I'm shockingly available?

[godthedog 0]

6'0 and 136 lbs.

dear god.

 

are you karen carpenter?

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm 6' and about 260 pounds so I think I win the fattiest fatty award thus far. But at least while being a load of goo I don't have any belt hang so I can still look in a mirror and not shoot myself in the face. Not that it would hurt the old looks. Basically getting no exercise and being a natural heffer with broad shoulders does not make for a good combination. Oh well... at least I can dress up like Scott Keith for Halloween.

 

Hey ladies, have I mentioned I'm shockingly available?

Holy fat ass batman!!

 

 

Eh, at least you lards are honest.

[Ripper 0]

5'6- 145.

 

*brushes off abs*

 

Hells yeah, biatches.

[TheFranchise 0]

4'6- 245.

 

*brushes off abs*

 

Hells yeah, biatches.

fat fuck.

 

 

[Guest The Old Me]

4'6- 245.

 

*brushes off abs*

 

Hells yeah, biatches.

fat fuck.

 

 

Sit down, shut up FAT BOY!

 

*turns ric flair mode off*

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

6'3 1/2" - 240 lbs

 

Most of this is because I deal with food just about everyday.

[Guest The Old Me]

6'3 1/2" - 240 lbs

 

Most of this is because I deal with food just about everyday.

Pitiful excuse, porky.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

5'9" 180 lbs

I'm 32 years old. From the 9th grade until about 4 years ago I weighed 125 lbs. I had a hernia surgery and from that time on put on weight. Not sure if it was age or the surgery.

[welshjerichomark 0]

<<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat.

WJM can vouch.

I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner.

 

Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs.

[Guest Gathering Moss]

4'6- 245.

 

*brushes off abs*

 

Hells yeah, biatches.

fat fuck.

 

 

Why did his imaginary fatness make you angry? Is it because you’re crazy?

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

<<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat.

WJM can vouch.

I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner.

 

Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs.

I'm down with Serena's legs. The better to wrap around me.

[Ripper 0]

<<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat.

WJM can vouch.

I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner.

 

Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs.

rawwwwweeerrr

 

 

*that was my attempt at a growl...not very good at it. But the point still stands*

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Holy fat ass batman!!

 

 

Eh, at least you lards are honest.

What do you mean, I was honest about my weight.

[Papacita 0]

I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110.

 

Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!!

 

*knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries*

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110.

 

Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!!

 

*knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries*

Holy Mick Jagger!!!

[Ripper 0]

I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110.

 

Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!!

 

*knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries*

I could have something to do with your INABILITY TO SWALLOW FOOD.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

fatty.

[Papacita 0]

I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110.

 

Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!!

 

*knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries*

I could have something to do with your INABILITY TO SWALLOW FOOD.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

fatty.

Could be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies.

<Will buy a bunch of Rap CD's and begin a new exercise program "Sweatin' While Smashing Stuff"

[Ripper 0]

If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies.

<Will buy a bunch of Rap CD's and begin a new exercise program "Sweatin' While Smashing Stuff"

*will sweat away excess weight by shaking head at Marios stupidty for spending money on CDs to break them*

[Guest Goodear]

If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies.

And if anyone needs me I'll be sweating from walking up a flight of steps.

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

 

... I need a cheese steak to keep my strength up.

 

*SNURGLE CHOMP SWALLOW!*

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

<Will sweat away fat, by pummeling unnecessary candidates in Cal. Recall election

 

[/Wishful Thinking]

[Ripper 0]

I have a freakish fear of getting a belly though seriously.

 

If I see a guy with a gut, I end up doing hundreds of different stomach excerises when I get home. I fear getting a gut or that little hand down underneath your chin...you know the thing that eventually turns to a double chin, but not quite. Yeah, those things. I am afraid of those too.

[Guest Goodear]

The chin thing generally depends on the bone structure of your face more than weight (not that weight doesn't play a part). You have a weak chin, you can weight 100 pounds and it will still go double when you look down. Likewise, Leno chins are a lot harder to absorb in the pudge.

[Guest netslob]

yep, i'm 5' 6", 280lbs. and DAMN PROUD OF IT!! don't like it? go fuck yourself.

[Guest The Old Me]

yep, i'm 5' 6", 280lbs. and DAMN PROUD OF IT!! don't like it? go fuck yourself.

Holy swollen tree trunk stub!

 

 

 

Yes Mario, you fessed up to your obesity last night.

 

Papacita....Chyna would fucking break you.