PLAGIARISM! Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Yeah, just my beergut though. I'm 6'2" and about 190-195 I think. I must have the liver of a 40 year old.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 6'3", 230. Built like a brick shithouse with fifteen unnecessary pounds of lard.
Cuban Linx Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm pretty much on the fat side of things, being extroadinarily lazy and treating your body like shit for years will do that to you.
TheFranchise Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 <<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat. WJM can vouch.
Guest Goodear Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 6' and about 260 pounds so I think I win the fattiest fatty award thus far. But at least while being a load of goo I don't have any belt hang so I can still look in a mirror and not shoot myself in the face. Not that it would hurt the old looks. Basically getting no exercise and being a natural heffer with broad shoulders does not make for a good combination. Oh well... at least I can dress up like Scott Keith for Halloween. Hey ladies, have I mentioned I'm shockingly available?
godthedog Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 6'0 and 136 lbs. dear god. are you karen carpenter?
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 6' and about 260 pounds so I think I win the fattiest fatty award thus far. But at least while being a load of goo I don't have any belt hang so I can still look in a mirror and not shoot myself in the face. Not that it would hurt the old looks. Basically getting no exercise and being a natural heffer with broad shoulders does not make for a good combination. Oh well... at least I can dress up like Scott Keith for Halloween. Hey ladies, have I mentioned I'm shockingly available? Holy fat ass batman!! Eh, at least you lards are honest.
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 5'6- 145. *brushes off abs* Hells yeah, biatches.
TheFranchise Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 4'6- 245. *brushes off abs* Hells yeah, biatches. fat fuck.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 4'6- 245. *brushes off abs* Hells yeah, biatches. fat fuck. Sit down, shut up FAT BOY! *turns ric flair mode off*
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 6'3 1/2" - 240 lbs Most of this is because I deal with food just about everyday.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 6'3 1/2" - 240 lbs Most of this is because I deal with food just about everyday. Pitiful excuse, porky.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 5'9" 180 lbs I'm 32 years old. From the 9th grade until about 4 years ago I weighed 125 lbs. I had a hernia surgery and from that time on put on weight. Not sure if it was age or the surgery.
welshjerichomark Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 <<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat. WJM can vouch. I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner. Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs.
Guest Gathering Moss Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 4'6- 245. *brushes off abs* Hells yeah, biatches. fat fuck. Why did his imaginary fatness make you angry? Is it because you’re crazy?
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 <<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat. WJM can vouch. I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner. Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs. I'm down with Serena's legs. The better to wrap around me.
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 <<< has lost 6 stone this year, but is still fat. WJM can vouch. I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner. Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs. rawwwwweeerrr *that was my attempt at a growl...not very good at it. But the point still stands*
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Holy fat ass batman!! Eh, at least you lards are honest. What do you mean, I was honest about my weight.
Papacita Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110. Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!! *knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries*
OldSchoolWrestling Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110. Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!! *knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries* Holy Mick Jagger!!!
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110. Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!! *knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries* I could have something to do with your INABILITY TO SWALLOW FOOD. ... fatty.
Papacita Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'm 5'11" and normally 125, but recently I dropped down to 110. Yeah...I know...I'M SUCH A WHALE!!!!!!!!! *knocks over computer, runs up to room and cries* I could have something to do with your INABILITY TO SWALLOW FOOD. ... fatty. Could be. If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies. <Will buy a bunch of Rap CD's and begin a new exercise program "Sweatin' While Smashing Stuff"
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies. <Will buy a bunch of Rap CD's and begin a new exercise program "Sweatin' While Smashing Stuff" *will sweat away excess weight by shaking head at Marios stupidty for spending money on CDs to break them*
Guest Goodear Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 If anybody needs me, I'll be Sweatin' to the Oldies. And if anyone needs me I'll be sweating from walking up a flight of steps. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE ... I need a cheese steak to keep my strength up. *SNURGLE CHOMP SWALLOW!*
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 <Will sweat away fat, by pummeling unnecessary candidates in Cal. Recall election [/Wishful Thinking]
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I have a freakish fear of getting a belly though seriously. If I see a guy with a gut, I end up doing hundreds of different stomach excerises when I get home. I fear getting a gut or that little hand down underneath your chin...you know the thing that eventually turns to a double chin, but not quite. Yeah, those things. I am afraid of those too.
Guest Goodear Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 The chin thing generally depends on the bone structure of your face more than weight (not that weight doesn't play a part). You have a weak chin, you can weight 100 pounds and it will still go double when you look down. Likewise, Leno chins are a lot harder to absorb in the pudge.
Guest netslob Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 yep, i'm 5' 6", 280lbs. and DAMN PROUD OF IT!! don't like it? go fuck yourself.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 yep, i'm 5' 6", 280lbs. and DAMN PROUD OF IT!! don't like it? go fuck yourself. Holy swollen tree trunk stub! Yes Mario, you fessed up to your obesity last night. Papacita....Chyna would fucking break you.
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