Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Dear Diary, I'am depressed that I'm balding. I will never look like Bret Michaels ever. I'll have to settle for looking like a mutated David Lee Roth/Vince Neil. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm glad to look like myself, and don't strive to look like any coked out 80's rockers. Confidant, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 22, 2003 Deay Diary, I'm still loving the unemployement, for now. Just woke up, about to play some Tiger Woods 2004. Damn, my schedule is all fucked up now. Strange, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Dear New Me, Bret Michaels is sexy and not coked out. Neither is Vince Neil, he's just turning into a pig. David Lee Roth, yes! David Coverdale is getting old. Gary Cherone, well I had a bad dream about him. I was dreaming that I was watching the video for "Without You" and everytime the camera focused on him, he transformed. By the end of the video I could have sworn that he was me. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Thank god I don't dream about 80's and 90's rockers. Then I'd be ghey. I don't want to be any ghey'er than I am. Not too ghey, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Unemployment rules. I get £90 a fortnight for doing nothing. Dolefully, chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I too am basking in my unemployment. I should start getting paid soon. I'm still looking for a job, but this is my first time getting it, so I'm not a drain on the economy or anything....yet. Anxious, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Dear diary, I'am definitely getting an A in Music Appreciation. Should I make a thread on the stupidity that occurs in the class, that doesent involve me?! Plshy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Dear Diary, I am now 2 hours away from basking in unemployment myself. My last day here has consisted of people taking me to lunch and giving me hugs and such. Cool, I guess except for the part where they still have jobs and I don't. Oh well...I will spend my time being unemployed well, but become a muscular freak of a man and working out 3-4 hours a day and spending the rest of the day being artistic. I am looking forward to that, but not as much as trying to get this girls number that works here... Baskingly, Ripper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Dear Diary, Richie didn't know he was beginning a journey into darkness when he made love to Kate. All he knew was bliss. For a few surreal hours his identity simply melted away. Of course, he tried to maintain his objectivity. Sex for Richie was traditionally an ego-ridden activity -- an athletic event designed to win the "you're incredible" trophy. But something else happened that night with Kate. He actually made love. He kissed her with love. He touched her with love. And finally, he entered her with a sense of devotion that dissolved all the fear boundaries which had caused him to be so alone. Unfortunately, Kate was just drunk and horny. Nothing even remotely special was happening in her camp. Richie had his first nervous breakdown shortly thereafter, although he preferred to think of it as a learning experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm glad to hear Ripper won't have a job. Well, not glad...but it makes me feel better I guess. I have a boner now, diary. My mother in law is sleeping over here tonight, because she's having a yard sale at our house tomorrow. I don't think there's enough pot/painkiller/beer to get me through this. No...wait, there is, luckily. Fucked up out of his mind in a few hours, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Dear Diary, The fact that New Me had a boner on the same night he mentioned his mother in law staying at his house worries me. Unless she is of MILF capactity, ensure me that he will instead get zooted out of his mind and be bonerless in her presence. Watching out for his buddy, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Please let my friend Zack know, that I will NOT be trying anything with the mother in law. No boners tonight. Hopefully. Thankful for Zack's concern, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 27, 2003 Dear Diary, I just ate 30 lbs. of pork this weekend. I killed a pig and ate it's head. Plushy Al Logan P.S. No, Zack! I didn't haze the pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 27, 2003 Dear Diary, I went and bought Smackdown 5 today, ready to pick up tomorrow. It doesn't look all that great, but I can't play 4 anymore. I am getting unemployment checks. $10 less a week than what I was being paid. Suckers. Happy, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear Diary, TNM is asking for ass-rapings. How do I rape the willing? Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Bought Smackdown 5 today. It is, eh. Not much else to say for now, except, goto the cool board in my sig. Asking, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear Diary, I have made a request for new rules, hopefully Dames reads them and adds them. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear Diary, This is the worlds smallest hamster. It rocks. Fascinated, chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear Diary, Like, OMG doods! Click here to win a million dollars! I did and now I'm set for life! Millionaire, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 29, 2003 Dear New Me, You is stupid and deserving of a fate far worse than meeting me in person. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, :::throws twinkie::: Go fetch it Mario! Still unemployed, as I'm waiting for two semi-interviews to pan out. I'm keeping busy with Tiger Woods 2004 and Smackdown 5, as well as that hip UGS board. But I just called to say, I love you. So in love, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Life sucks! I'm going to kill that son of a bitch who took my money to do a background check on me to see if anyone is really fucking with me. Unemployment sucks! Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell Mario to ask to see a copy of the background check. Logical, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear New Me, I have been asking this son of a bitch for four months now, I plan to hurt him badly for this! Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Yeah, tell Mario to kick his ass. If he's been waiting 4 months, he's getting jerked around. Advice Giver, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear New Me, Thanks any way. I was thinking that this whole time. After kicking his ass I'm reporting him to the police! Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, This is the worlds smallest hamster. It rocks. Fascinated, chave HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, That is one small fucking hamster. He could fit right up Mario's asshole! The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Yes it would fit, becuae I would eat the hamster if I would have seen it. Plushy Al Logan P.S. That thing looks like a McNugget will crush it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
