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Guest The Old Me
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Dear Diary,

 

 

I'm wondering, if the coin that was used in comparison, isn't just, *gasp* a HUGE COIN.

 

Knows there's a conspiracy,

 

The New Me

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Knows there's a conspiracy

 

Can I quote you on this?

 

They can't disprove it.

Sure.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I'm having too much fun! I'm currently ruining four message boards at once. I'm also allowed to haze a newbie.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

The newbie is dumb. Shoot him.

 

 

 

The New Me

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

The jackass is arrested! So was the prostitute, again! Lesson in all of this, don't take anyone's money!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

 

 

Dear Cheap little bitch,

 

I hope you enjoy getting what you deserve from the nice ladies in the showers.

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Going to the bar by yourself and eating lunch and getting drunk mid day, kind of owns.

 

Intoxicated,

 

The New Me

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Ask chave where he got his banner. At least his is personalized.

 

 

Somewhat jealous,

 

The New Me

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Tell chave not to feel bad. The only thing I could do was copy some pictures and spraypaint over them with MS paint. Took 2 minutes.

 

Not good with banners,

 

The New Me

Posted

Dear New Me's Diary...

 

Wait, what the hell? Why do I have your diary...

 

<throws TNM's diary on the ground>

 

Dear (my) Diary,

 

I can't believe I didn't even look at this thread until today

 

-Drew

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Thank god for the return of the fey goth bitch.

 

 

That is all.

 

The New Me

Posted

Happy Halloween Diary,

 

I am about to leave work, go to the HGC's house and party up with her at her brother's party. Then we'll watch some horror movies together, and who knows what else ::crosses fingers::.

 

Wish my brethren a Happy Halloween, diary.

 

Ready to get the fuck out of work,

 

Zack

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Hoprfully Zack was luckier than I, and got SOMETHING last night.

 

 

Flacid and unused,

 

The New Me

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I had some wierd dreams this weekend, and I was involved in a real life hazing incident. I'll give details later.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Last night, UGS had to own Dames. Wether he was getting his ass flamed off by Banky, or being verbally dismantled by the UGS crew, while taking 20 minutes to respond to each rhyme.

 

It's gonna be another UGS day.

 

Cocky,

 

The New Me

Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I'm already funtioning likle shit today brcause i only une hour of sleep last night. Plus its f'ing snowinmg. I went home here for an earrly lunch, and I'm in the process of drinking 3 red bulls to stay awake the rest of the day.

 

Tired like al UGS from owning Dames lastr night,

Mr. Piss

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Owning Dames can get very tiring. I think we're all feeling the effects.

 

Also tired,

 

The New Me

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

DEAR UGS Crew,

 

You owned the Dames and didn't invite me. Shower rapes for all if I don't get an apology!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Should I go out to the bar again this afternoon? Sure. The job market really sucks right now. So does Mario's mother.

 

Word up,

 

The New Me

Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I want White Castle. And snow. I don't see one or the other in an hour, I'm coming after you.

 

Enraged,

 

Hoff

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I just bought a chain and masterlock, for my plush tracksuit I got yesterday. Unemployment will do crazy things to a man.

 

Big Pimpin,

 

The New Me

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