Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I am scared to see the fatty's picture. I will do everything in my power to bury Ripper for pointing out my karma. I just kicked the mexican guy in the balls. He farted. Trembling, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Most people will think that Kane should be fired, and that I should recieve his monster push. Plushward Van Logan P.S. I had something to say about TNM's recent actions, but if I did Dames would kick my ass and ban me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, HGC just left me a message on my voicemail thanking me for everything, and said she's looking forward to coming back here so we can continue on the path to greatness. Why is there a Mexican hunched over singing in high tones across the street? Elated and apprehensive, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, Why is there a mexican trying to fist fuck me? Unsure, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, I was lurking in this thread, and while I am Mexican, I fist fuck no one. For real though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I, on the other hand, am a Mexican Fist Fucker. *puts on his steel gauntlet* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Dear Diary, My Mexican brethren have shown the world why I hold my views. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 While I hold on to your small intestine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, God damn my ass hurts. Anyway, I had chicken kiev for dinner with some kind of fucking green giant vegetable and noodle blend. I'm sure Mario had 8lbs of M&M's. Not too much going on tonight. The stepdaughter is learning subtraction. Ummm yeah... Busy day at work tomorrow, so I'm not sure if I'll post too much. My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuck no you aint seen it, it's the size of a peanut. Small, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, My penis is somewhat larger than TNM's. I guess I can get revenge on him for all those fat jokes now. I'am also beginning construction on a life-size Jason Voorhees doll, I'am following Frankenstein's model I already have a machete and a hockey, now I need Kane's body, and some deformed guy's head. I also plan to use Zack Malibu's brain so he can be subservient to me. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, The tournament is getting to me. I keep snapping at people who vote for Zack. Please let Zack and I be okay throughout this. Please. Begging, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Dairy, Please let the owner of you know that he sucks horribly and his "Mario Logan is a fatass" jokes are getting old, or else I'll kick him in the nuts. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, Though there are issues rising due to the brackets in the TSM tourney, assure New Me that there is no tension nor hard feelings, no matter what the outcome. Mario can PM Popick or Eskimo about going back to the OAOAST since they need people on IZ. I just took a test in Human Sexuality. I now realize that is the perfect class to have a study partner in. I miss HGC. Lonely, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Dairy, If Zack's idea works, I will not take the duct tape off of the mouths of Fred Durst and Gary cherone so they can sing the Saved By The Bell theme song. But since, I have been lazy with the board, I don't know when I will do it, and if they respond when I PM them, I may accidently delete it. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, Why did Mario write to the dairy? Doesn't he know he can just leave the bottles out on the porch for the milkman to replace? Silly Mario. Even sillier, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Dear Diary, Zack is doing it again!! He is showing the world why I'm a moron! Plushward Van Logan P.S. Must haze milkman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Dear Diary, It is time to go to bed. And have sex. Probably. Hopeful, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2003 Dear Diary, I did not see an entry this morning from New Me. Please let him still be having sex. To me, that is a good reason for not posting. Happy for him, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm back in the OAOAST. Unfortunately I ahvent hazed anyone so, everybody has to line up in front of the showers, right now. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, I was not having sex that whole time. I took a shit once too. Lying, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, Commend The New Me on his marathon performance, and have him send me a copy of the video/DVD. Whichever format he prefers. It was quite a commendable feat. I hope no salad tossing went down post-shit. Kidding (mostly), Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, It has been revealed that TNM has a shit fetish and hates Mexicans. I have no problem with the latter issue. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, I do not hate mexicans. I hate their gas. Not fond of gas, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Dairy, Even if I wasn't 1/4 Mexican TNM would still hate me for ruining his thread. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, As long as Mario does not have gas, I'm sure New Me will not degrade him (too much) for appearing here. Gasless, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Dairy, I'm leaving right now! I'm going to go make an outline on my views on the Patriot act, and I plan to eat a bowl of chili. Other things I need done: Harass Prostitute who is under House Arrest Talk to '80's groupie Find out where David Lee Roth lives Continue work on Jason project Find out where David Coverdale lives Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Dairy, I'm leaving right now! I'm going to go make an outline on my views on the Patriot act, and I plan to eat a bowl of chili. Other things I need done: Harass Prostitute who is under House Arrest Talk to '80's groupie Find out where David Lee Roth lives Continue work on Jason project Find out where David Coverdale lives Plushward Van Logan Someone needs to follow this cat around with a camcorder. I'd pay to see this shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Dairy, I'm leaving right now! I'm going to go make an outline on my views on the Patriot act, and I plan to eat a bowl of chili. Other things I need done: Harass Prostitute who is under House Arrest Talk to '80's groupie Find out where David Lee Roth lives Continue work on Jason project Find out where David Coverdale lives Plushward Van Logan Someone needs to follow this cat around with a camcorder. I'd pay to see this shit. Really?! The groupie has interesting stories about David Lee Roth, David Coverdale, Areosmith, and Vince Neil. I'm finally going to tell the Prostitute that I'm the one who had her and her boyfriend arrested, just to be a dick. Besides they stole a car, and made fun of my appearance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Dairy, I'm leaving right now! I'm going to go make an outline on my views on the Patriot act, and I plan to eat a bowl of chili. Other things I need done: Harass Prostitute who is under House Arrest Talk to '80's groupie Find out where David Lee Roth lives Continue work on Jason project Find out where David Coverdale lives Plushward Van Logan Someone needs to follow this cat around with a camcorder. I'd pay to see this shit. Really?! The groupie has interesting stories about David Lee Roth, David Coverdale, Areosmith, and Vince Neil. I'm finally going to tell the Prostitute that I'm the one who had her and her boyfriend arrested, just to be a dick. Besides they stole a car, and made fun of my appearance. Does she look like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, That picture was some funny shit. If the groupie actually looks like that, I hope Mario runs far, far away. Scared of mullets, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
