Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm sitting here, wondering if I should go to work today, or sit home and drink all day. Alcohol seems to be the winner right now. We'll see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm glad my friend New Me had fun this weekend. I had quite the weekend myself. But before we discuss that, why did Jay get tickets before I did!? Confused, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, Not working is fun. I wish I could do it everyday. I think my buddies at TSM and I should all go see the RR this year if it's going to be in Philly, like rumored. That would own. Wanting, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, Another poster hates me, but this one is different, he is calling for my head. Zack thinks that I'm calling for my own head, just because this guy also likes Van Halen. Personally I would have idolized somebody besides Gary Cherone. Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, Not working is fun. I wish I could do it everyday. I think my buddies at TSM and I should all go see the RR this year if it's going to be in Philly, like rumored. That would own. Wanting, The New Me Dear Diary, I would be glad to hit up the Rumble this year. Even if the main event is Maven vs. Triple H, which it damn well could be, the joy of mocking said matchup with my TSM brethren would make the trip worthwhile. Yours, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 22, 2003 Dear Diary, I have found a way to stop people from expressing their hatred of me towards me. Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I had to make burgers on the stove tonight, because my grill is out of propane. It sucked. I am still drunk tonight. RAW should be much better that way. Diary, if RR does come around to Philly, tell Zack and the others, they have a date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Good morning diary. I'm at work and am counting down the hours until I can get drunk. Tiger Woods 2004 comes out today. I want it, but have no money until Friday. Life sucks. This work day is long and painful. I'm hungry for sausage. Ooh, and I kicked Barron's ass in a tourney here at TSM. It made me feel like I have a big dick. Well hung for now, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm back, and now I realize that most posters agree with me that the Dames sucks. I may also lead a campaign to ban Zack Malibu soon. CWM III Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, When will CWM III be banned? When will Zack post about his day in here? When will Johnson's balls finally drop?? Inquisitive, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Remember my hot Greek friend? I went out with her this past Sunday. Things went well. We saw Dickie Roberts:Former Child Star (her choice), but motherfucking SCREECH~! was in it, so that made the night even better. Mario Logan is going to fail in any campaign to ban me. Dames would never go for a Zack-less board. I know what The New Me means about having to wait for extra spending money. Trying to save up sucks ass, especially when you pay for your own tuition. Happily, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary. I'm facing The New Me in the next round or the tournament. I knew I should have just pretended Johnson went through and then faced him. Yours stupidly, chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Chave and I have a rocky road ahead of us. I don't even care if I win or lose at this point, but FOOSTER couldn't even vote for me. I'm hurting now diary. Hurting, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary Just totalled up the scores for The New Me vs. chave, and the score is 9 - 9. I wish Fooster hadn't changed his vote. If only I could say something mindblowingly funny now, I might get the extra votes needed to go through. Ah fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, There is increasing evidence that Zack is very stupid. How dare he call me Mario Logan?! If someone called me that in real life I would have executed them where they stood. CWM III Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, Chave and I will be a good match. I'll have no hard feelings either way. FOOSTER will reign supreme in the end anyway. FOOSTER has eased some of my pain. Chave should know that any other outcome than myself beating him, I will cry "FIX, this fucker FIXED the tourney!" I should leave work now and go buy Tiger Woods 2004 and rock that shit all night long. Until later, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I wonder whether I should tell The New Me that so far, Fooster is losing. No, it would only taint his enjoyment of Tiger Woods 2004. Yours pointlessly, chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I think The New Me should save his money. Or buy the Saved By The Bell DVD boxed set of Seasons 1 & 2. That is, unless he already has it. Encouragingly, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, For once I agree with Zack on something. The New Me should either save his money or buy Exit Elvis from that great new rock band the Tribe of Judah. CWM III P.S. I have also alerted the FBI that a person going by the name of Zack Malibu may be stalking former cast members of Saved By the Bell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Dear Diary, I took Zack's advice and save MY money. I used the wife's to buy tiger woods 2004. I rule, diary. FOOSTER should not ever lose. Diary, make chave rig the tournament so FOOSTER wins. Ripping up the greens, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dear Diary, Good morning. Tiger Woods 2004 ownz. I was up late playing it. I have to shit and go to work now, diary. Please save yea nectar and juices for me. Quenching, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dear Diary, I finally started playing NBA Street after buying it nearly a year ago (for $10 brand new~!). It's quite the kickass game. Tonight I'm supposed to hang with the HGC (Hot Greek Chick) again, thus making Dames and EQ very jealous. However, when they visit RI, all will be well as I'll hook 'em up with some lovely ladies at one of the many clubs. In fact, we should have many TSM members move to RI. It's small enough so that we can overthrow the corrupt officials in office. Who would be governor, though? I'd vote for Fooster. That man could shake things up. Lots of love, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 24, 2003 In fact, we should have many TSM members move to RI. It's small enough so that we can overthrow the corrupt officials in office. Who would be governor, though? I'd vote for Fooster. That man could shake things up. Lots of love, Zack Dear Diary, I like Zack's idea. Wonders if Zack has ever heard of Uncle Everett? I have to go to court for my job in about an hour. I see Cherone is gone, and that makes me feel good. Feeling good, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dear Diary, Read ^ to see that I agree with the New Me. Living in California sucks. Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dear Diary, Life sucks. I work at McD's, I have an MRI on my right knee in October, I have a split personality that's trying to get me to wear something I will never wear, and I watched RAW after a six month hiatus of RAW (it's been four months since I watched any WWE programming, but I stopped RAW two months earlier). Can it get any worse? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND FOR THE LAST TIME, CHOKO, NO~! ~Dor Dear Diary, Choko sad. Dory thinky purpy issy notty a manly colory. Choko thinky so and issy trying so hardy to getty Dory to wear purpy. Dory notty listeny to Choko, so Choko sad. ~ Choko Be Sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dear Diary, My day is almost over here at work. I am very hungry. I am your bitch, diary. That is all. So big, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary - I'm cold, and there are wolves after me. However, I'm off work until Friday night...so I guess I can't complain. Except about the wolves. I'm not a fast man, this may not end well. Yours in spirit, The Man in White Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, I just took 2 tylenol with codeine. They are for pussies. I want some percocet, or vicodin, or darvocet, or lorazapam (you need at least 3-4 of those) or some klonopin. I am well versed in pills? The wife has some vicodin in the house, but it's for her ear infection. I'm trying not to steal them. It's rough. Feenin', The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, How have you been? I was unable to keep up with you yesterday do to my busy class schedule, and the fact that I hung out with the HGC at night. Things seem to be going well. I see that New Me is feenin'. But not for Fooster. I wonder why that is. Perplexed, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Johnson is gone. For now. Otis is till here. For now. This makes me, uh, uneasy. FOOSTER somewhat hurt my feelings my not orginally voting for me in the tournament. He had to be convinced. He could make it up, with diary entries. I hope Zack starts getting some poon soon. That rhymes, ha! Funny guy, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
