Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Johnson's gone...............[incomplete entry as Mario Logan is doing Final Dantasy dance in celebration] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Johnson is gone. For now. Otis is till here. For now. This makes me, uh, uneasy. FOOSTER somewhat hurt my feelings my not orginally voting for me in the tournament. He had to be convinced. He could make it up, with diary entries. I hope Zack starts getting some poon soon. That rhymes, ha! Funny guy, The New Me Dear Diary, Thank my friend New Me for the support. I hope to spoon that poon soon. Hey, I just rhymed as well. New Me and I should become a rap act. Grammy-winning, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Ever since the beginning of this massacre, the mods have been looking at me funny. What does it mean? Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, What the hell is he talking about? I think he's having an identity crisis. Though I guess he wasn't CheroneWasMurdered after all. Work can't end soon enough. I want to see the HGC. She's going to love the flowers I got her. Pimpin', Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm glad that Zack sees the truth. I'm also want to welcome Johnson back; I plan to squirt him in the face with baby oil, drag him into the showers, and "haze" him. After that, I plan to hit him with a Clothesline from Hell to make sure he stops posting. Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Johnson is back. Mario smokes pole. Eagan will be the new PP. My day has sucked balls. At least Zack will be getting ass tonight. I'll be drunk though. Soon to be intoxicated, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Mario smokes pole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Remind me that if anything of note takes place tonight, not to tell New Me until he's sobered up. Though if things go really well, I'll probably intoxicate myself with a few celebratory drinks. Lushfully, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, I now really hate Zack Malibu, first he boots me out of the OAOAST, then he accuses me of being Cherone (even though he now takes it back), and now he's unintentionaly reminding me of what a loser I'am! Mario A. Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, For the thousandth time, please ask Mario where he got the idea that I kicked him out. Eh, actually, nevermind. Allow him to think what he wants. I'm off to the "Would You" thread to look at the HGC and remind myself of what a great time I should have tonight if all goes well. Anxious, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, The wolves got one of my legs. I'm going to try to get a job with the WWE. Freakshow extraordinaire, TMIW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dear Diary, Fried chicken for dinner! Mario! Stay away you portly fuck!! That's mine!! Gotta go diary. Saving my food from fatty fuck, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear "The New Me's" Diary. Sorry for my last offensive rant. Truely I am. I now see that sluttyness is before godlyness. Christina Aguelira is my God. I don't care if she smells like urine, looks like a skank and has a vagina which ever so slightly resembles a squid. I like squid anyway. Take it easy diary. Croweater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Good morning, diary. Thank god the weekend is almost here. 1 more day of work, that's all. Right now my daughter is watching Barney. It sucks. Most kids shows are far superior. I wonder if Zack got his willy wet last night? Inquisitive, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I am chewing eclipse gum right now. It came free with my coffee at the convenience store this morning. Is Zack still hittin dem skinz?? Marathon man I tell ya. Not too much going on this weekend. My parents want to keep the kids overnight Saturday night, so we'll have a few friends over, drink, fuck, watch TV, fuck, etc. You are my best friend, diary. Proud, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary. Lost to The New Me Only thing that eases pain, Is writing haikus Humbled chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Blog, I most say I am in a little bit of a dilemma right now. I sadly defeated one of my heroes in the tournament. Alas poor LORD FOOSTER, we are comforted in the knowledge that you will still shine on us with your celestial brilliance, guiding us and keeping the evil at bay. Should I be happy that from this The Mighty One will rise again like the glorious Phoenix, or frightened that he may unleash the brute of his force against me for my sin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Use your telepathy to let FOOSTER know that posting here will ease his pain. I know he hurts. There is a disturbance in the force. Not a jedi, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Last night went well. While I did not get my "willy wet" (tm The New Me) I did get her a bouquet of roses that went over quite well with her. I hope to see her tonight, she said she should be around and to call after I get out tonight. I also beat The Dames in the TSM Tournament. Hopefully this will not affect our friendship. This has been such a great week. Even with the cockteasing of a Johnson banning, I've seen everything in such a positive light. Here's hoping the good times continue. Optimistic, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I hate Zack Malibu. I hate The New Me. I hate the Dames. I hate my Astronomy teacher, I'm not sharing my Space Ark with him. I hate the members of Van Halen, none of them would give me an autograph in my sleep, until Jason Voorhees pummeled them. I hate Vinne Mac. I hate Banky. Did I forget to mention that I hate the Dames. Plushward Van Logan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I think I speak for all of us when I quote the Black Eyed Peas... Where is the love? Wondering, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Well, my health really bites. October 16th and 20th are when I got in for my MRIs to my neck and right knee. Hopefully, all goes well. Only thing that worries me is that any MRI can take a while to get. As with my knee it took a whole year almost to get it (and I've been waiting 7 to get the MRI) and my neck only took a two months. I think my neck's screwed up. Well, considering I was having problems with my movement yesterday, I'd say so. ~Dor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm sorry for not completing my last entry. When [whatever the fuck my username is] runs it's course, I plan to change my name one last time. Plushward Van Logan P.S. I'm thinking of changing my name to this legally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I know this guy named Logan. Why is he such a stupid fuck. I know you can't asnwer that diary, just venting. Maybe if we leave a trail of M&M's out of this folder, he will go away, tubby. Skinny, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, New Me knows a man named Logan? Was he found in the Canadian wilderness, a victim of the Weapon X project? Sorry diary, I couldn't resist the lame Wolverine joke. Please don't hold it against me. Jokingly, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Almost time to go home. Zack points out things I didn't even realize I said. Hopefully, he'll get closer to the brown eye this weekend. Hopeful, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, I wish it was almost time to go home. Tonight should further my advancement in the ongoing HGC saga. I'm supposed to call when I leave work at 8pm and possibly set up a rendezvous. Anticipating, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Apparently the WWE already employs a one-legged freakshow. Guess I'm gonna have to get a wooden prosthesis and spend my days as a pirate. Yarr, TMIW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diary, Remind myself to tell The Man In White to IM Guybrush Threepwood for advice on becoming a pirate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 26, 2003 Dear Diar-- no. Dear Frozen, I don't have AIM. Maybe I'll get it again someday, but I never used it. Also, Dear Diary, Yarr. Shiver me Timbers, TMIW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
