Fökai 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Highspots.com Item. Lita: A Less Traveled R.O.A.D The Reality of Amy Dumas Audio CD - 2 hours Read by Amu Dumas herself! Lita -- see her just once in the ring and you can never forget it. The breathtaking off-the-top-rope fearlessness that she shows keeps you on the edge of your seat. You simply can't believe she's going to be able to pull off the move, and then Lita takes it to the next level. That's her reality, that's why she is a WWE Superstar. Taking unexpected risks, daring to do what no one has done before, that's the reality of Amy Dumas, the remarkable woman behind Litaâ„¢. Amy found people who saw her determination and her heart, and agreed to train her. Among them were two local North Carolina stars who had just signed with WWE -- Matt and Jeff Hardy. Amy formed an instant bond with the dynamic Hardy Boyzâ„¢, whose spectacular style and high-flying bravado inspired her own bold in-ring style. It wasn't long before Amy -- now Lita -- joined Matt and Jeff in WWE, and the three friends become international sensations as Team Extreme. Lita proved a true pioneer in women's wrestling, daring to get in the ring with the boys -- including Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock -- and never backing down. It took a broken neck suffered on the set of a television series to stop her...but only temporarily. Lita: A Less Traveled R.O.A.D-The Reality of Amy Dumas is the stirring tale of one young woman's amazing journey to the top of the wild, wonderful world of WWE. Bonus Offer: Add the "Lita It Just Feels Right" DVD for only $7.00! This DVD was opened, insert taken out, and resealed because they had the WWF name on it. The DVD and Cover are original. It was re-shrinkwrapped. ---------------------------------------------------- I'm speechless....though the book does sound decent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 ''when i hith the the hurracanrana i knew my neck wrsh shriously injured........'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 LOL Considering no one is going to buy this, they might as well call it the "Road no one travelled." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Unintentional Comedy Rating: 95/100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 "So then I just started interfering in every match! And they loved it! And you know I really don't see the double standard here...I mean I'm an innocent little girl....I cant' hurt anyone interfering..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 18, 2003 you forgot the listh. I mean lisp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Hurricane Isabel + the spit resulting from Lita's lithp = North Carolina underwater for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Oh, TAG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 18, 2003 "So then I just started interfering in every match! And they loved it! And you know I really don't see the double standard here...I mean I'm an innocent little girl....I cant' hurt anyone interfering..." "I remember once I was going down on Matt and he told me I sucked. I was so happy that he liked what I was like doing and stuff. Um,then I came back in Columbia, because, um, as we all know, um, the WWF -- oops, I mean WWE --- needed more skanky-looking chicks with minimal talent. Those girls now totally can do like more than 3 moves and, like, ya know, that isn't needed --- and stuff. Oh, and I think Gail Kim totally like ripped me off and stuff" Personally, I'd kill for them to get Ben Stein to read her book. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Oh, and I think Gail Kim totally like ripped me off and stuff Andth thath bitth Victhoria thoo andth stuth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 And then I thold Jeff ith wasn'th worth the risth, but he wenth and didth it anywayth. He acthully readth his poetry on airth. Dithaster for everybothy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 18, 2003 And then I thold Jeff ith wasn'th worth the risth, but he wenth and didth it anywayth. He acthully readth his poetry on airth. Dithaster for everybothy. Seeing as how he still dates her, are we REALLY sure that Jeff was the Hardy brother with a drug problem? "I then remember telling Kevin Nath that he thold WAY too much --- and thtuff. He then sneethed and dropped dead right in front of me." -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 One nighth, I saw Thriple H in the hallth and saith, "Hey Hunterth." He turnth to me, buth thore histh quad musthle and fell intho Kevin Nasth, who thore histh quad musthle. Then they both blameth Jeritho. Fun Thimes..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 You know what is funny about the whole Lita lisp thing? Remember during the Invasion when she ran down Kanyon as he hit on her? "It's true, you really do have a speech impediment." That line made me hate Lita big time. The irony of course is that she later said the immortal line "Don't do it Jeff, it's not woth the rith." I think that says it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 18, 2003 One nighth, I saw Thriple H in the hallth and saith, "Hey Hunterth." He turnth to me, buth thore histh quad musthle and fell intho Kevin Nasth, who thore histh quad musthle. Then they both blameth Jeritho. Fun Thimes..... "Then I thtold Vinth that the fans probably want to thee a lot more of his family on TV. He didn't believe me at firth, then I reminded him that he could probably outwork that thitty little Benoit kid. Heck, I can probably pin him." -=Mike ..."Then I told Helms that hith moves thucked and he beat the thit out of me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night ! Boy, thank God JR wasn't in charge of hyping "Twilight Zone: The Movie" "Kids, this is the scene where the actor and those kids were decapitated by the copter! They weren't hosses!!!! BOOMER SOONER!" -=Mike ...We'll get sick of the Lita lisp thing soon --- but it's got a good day or two left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Traditonally a lisp is fucking up s' and z's. Fucknig up T's is just talking like a complete moron. Cause if she said thimble and thumb those are actual words and of course, a lisp wouldn't work. Now thaying thee thucks is funny cause mocking her s's is on target. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then Chyna hadth this idea thath she shouldth thlap my assth and threaten to spthank me. I didn'th know where she wasth going with thisth, but the sthoryline really pickedth up when she showth me her penisth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then Chyna hadth this idea thath she shouldth thlap my assth and threaten to spthank me. I didn'th know where she wasth going with thisth, but the sthoryline really pickedth up when she showth me her penisth. "Ah, I remember that match. We thold tho many ticketh and tho many people bought the PPV for our match. Heck, I thtill think Vince screwed me out of the money I drew at WrethleMania XVII. Then Matt tells me to thut up and just thwallow like a good girl. What a kidder" -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then Chyna hadth this idea thath she shouldth thlap my assth and threaten to spthank me. I didn'th know where she wasth going with thisth, but the sthoryline really pickedth up when she showth me her penisth. "Ah, I remember that match. We thold tho many ticketh and tho many people bought the PPV for our match. Heck, I thtill think Vince screwed me out of the money I drew at WrethleMania XVII. Then Matt tells me to thut up and just thwallow like a good girl. What a kidder" -=Mike Wrethlemania XVII wath one of my favorite Pay-Per-Viewths ever. I goth to get a 3D and jump oth off lathers and everything. My favorite parth though wath when Edge jerkth me off.......the lather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Buying that book is just noth woth the....aw forget it, I've ran that joke into the ground. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 I wonder if Essa Rios will even get a mention in the book. "I started out in WWE as...the valet for the Hardy Boyz after Terri...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then I did Thunday Night Heat with Coach and brought in monther ratingth! Matt thaid that I'm the next Gordon Tholie after thex! ... Wait, who'th that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then I did Thunday Night Heat with Coach and brought in monther ratingth! Matt thaid that I'm the next Gordon Tholie after thex! ... Wait, who'th that? "Bootaful Thuplay by Lanth Thorm!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 18, 2003 24 responses of lisp jokes... Color me bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Then I did Thunday Night Heat with Coach and brought in monther ratingth! Matt thaid that I'm the next Gordon Tholie after thex! ... Wait, who'th that? "Bootaful Thuplay by Lanth Thorm!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 24 responses of lisp jokes... Color me bored. Actually, that was only about 18. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 With about one good one... Now if she released her autobiography on video tape where she re-enacts all of her sexual escapades...I'd buy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 With about one good one... Now if she released her autobiography on video tape where she re-enacts all of her sexual escapades...I'd buy. You sure a twelve DVD set isn't out of your price range? And in my defense, I had to get the Solie running gag in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
