Guest Breetai Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Quote: "methodical pace" Translation: "Boring as fuck" Quote: "this isn't catch-as-catch-can" Translation: "Punchkick. Nothing but punchkick" Quote: "Slobberknocker" Translation: "A good-'ol texan boy is in the ring. Regardless of his face/heel afilliation" Quote: "HHH is the best in the buisiness" Translation: "I like my job, and wish to keep it, even if I need to put over a heel" What else is there? And just as an aside, doesn't it sound better if you add "for me to poop on" after every J.R.-ism? HHH is the best in the buisiness.... FOR ME TO POOP ON! This match is a Slobberknocker... FOR ME TO POOP ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 There was a website that had most of the popular JR-isms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breetai Report post Posted September 24, 2003 There was a website that had most of the popular JR-isms. Never seen it. URL? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "this kid has a big/Texas/Oklahoma sized heart" translation: "he's getting a push for a couple weeks, then getting jobbed out". "something something Scalded Dog" translation: "this man is a heel, and therefore should be booed. however, one shouldn't boo him more than HHH, who is the best heel." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "That match had bowling shoe tendencies" It sucked. "A bit of a clash of styles..." It sucked. "Triple H is a calculating, methodical blah blah..." He sucks, but I have to make it look good. "Physically intense..." Violent, but the network pussies don't allow us to use the word "violent" so we came up with this bullshit phrase to take its place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 marks are dumb random smark site I found. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Can't forget the..... "crazier than a pet coon..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 BAWH GAWD WWE should hire Joey Styles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "We've got a hell of a show for you tonight..." -Expect an average Raw. "That jezabel..." -She's an evil skank. "This isn't ballet." -WCW guys are pussies. "He has potential." -He sucks right now, but we're still gonna push him. "Billy Gunn, probably the most athletic person in the WWE..." -He can't last 2 minutes in a match, but remember The New Age Outlaws? Weren't they great? "That sick ugly bastard. He can go to hell!" -I hate him know, even though I liked him two days ago. "Why don't you shut up, Heyman!" -Why don't you shut up, Heyman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "She's a jezebel" - She's a heel woman and even if her gimmick doesn't even resemble what a jezebel is I'm going to use that phrase anyway because it's so damn Southern. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Random funny excerpts: Benoit97o: press 3 to join my 16 line multi e-fed! JeffyD182: 4 (get it? LOL because he said press 3 and I pressed 4 instead! LOL!) MikeDSCSA: i liek ston clod pres 6 if u lik ston clod Gangrel323: I am really X-pac I swear to God. Gangrel323: I am really X-pac. Seriously. MikeDSCSA: gangrel no your not xpac. really? are you really x-pac? Gangrel323: yes. MikeDSCSA: no your not. ill stun you. Gangrel323: yea right MikeDSCSA: no i really will. ill come to your house and find where you live. MikeDSCSA: shut up eric i giive u stuner becuz autin 316 VanillaMLG: ok well bye and ill tell david what you said about ratings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breetai Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I don't know what staying on-topic is! Whee! You're retarded. No, really. Here's a tip; if someone posts a link that is incedental to a topic, you don't need to cut-n-paste from that link, especially if the material you paste has nothing to do with the topic at hand. In fact, cutting and pasting in a thread where you're invited to give your own original thoughts is a bad idea in general. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "Ah that no good sonuvabitch!" (Heard during TLC at Summerslam 00 when Edge speared Lita) - It is only okay to hit women that I do not like. "Bubba's gettin wood!" - Don't worry, it's okay to hit women who are bad or you are sexually attracted to. "Ric Flair broke his back in a plane crash!" - Ric Flair is the good guy in this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OnlyMe Report post Posted September 24, 2003 J.R "This is a night that [name] will never forget" Reality "This is a night that WWE will forget" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 MikeDSCSA: no i really will. ill come to your house and find where you live. I'll come to your house and... find out where you live? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "This has not been a catch as catch-can classic" -RVD's stoned again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Quote: "Slobberknocker" Translation: "A good-'ol texan boy is in the ring. Regardless of his face/heel afilliation" Though what I'm about to say is not funny, it is true. At WrestleMania 9, Ross said that the match between the Headshrinkers and the Steiner Brothers was going to be a Slobberknocker. (to which Heenan replied "Isn't that what your call your women down in Oklahoma?" or something to that effect) That match didn't have any Texans in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "He's a ____ on the _____ of life!" He's a really rotten guy who you should all boo, so I'll be using disgusting metaphors to liken him too. "He's got a lot of heart..." Enjoy cheering this little guy, because he's gonna get squashed by this HOSS BAW GAHD* *Unless he's X-Pac, in which case he'll probably win. "This man's power is unreal!" He can't put on a watchable match to save his life, but he can lift heavy stuff. "Crazier than a pet coon." This fool is actually trying his/her best to get this stupid character over, although we're not going to push him/her anyway. "Was a (football position) for (name of university)." He was a college football player, so cheer/boo him! "thoroughbred" He's another talentless OVW guy. "This won't be a match, this will be a fight!" One or both of these guys can't wrestle for shit, so expect a brawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 GOOD GAWD NO THAT ___ IS A BIG BAD MONSTER FROM HELL! - Damn I want to have sex with that huge pile of man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 BAWH GAWD WWE should hire Joey Styles! Hey, maybe some day we can get through a thread relating to announcers without suggesting WWE should hire Joey Styles. GET OVER IT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
