Shoot Me before its too late

[Guest Goodear]

OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

WELL I GUESS YOU’RE IN HEAVENNNN

IN THE MAGNIFICENT SEVENNNNNNN!

TOM FLESHER IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

AND YOU’RE IN JUSTICE AND RUUUUULE!

 

OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

TOOOOO BAD JANUS WENT NUTS

AND FUGUE GOT IN A RUT

ATLAS LEFT TO GO MOPE

WHILE WILDCHILD SELLS DOOOOOPE

 

OOOOOOOOOOH EJIROOOOOOOOOO

YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTHING RHYMES WITH FASAKI

EXCEPT MAYBE EPOXY

SO I HOPE THIS STICKS

WITH ALL THE KRAUTS AND THE MICKS

 

HEY HOW ABOUT A TIP

THIS SONG IS SUCH A JIP

I FEEL LIKE A JERK

BECAUSE I WROTE IT AT WORK

[devo 0]

...

 

*adds Ejiro to list of heroes*

[Guest Suicide King]

::pokes out eardrums with a knife, on the off chance someone someday might sing this song nearby

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

Once again, this proves that Ejiro is easily the best heel character this fed has seen in a long time. I mean, only a man with a twisted, black heart to the very core would be able to create a song such as this.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I love you.

[janusd 0]

Once again, this proves that Ejiro is easily the best heel character this fed has seen in a long time. I mean, only a man with a twisted, black heart to the very core would be able to create a song such as this.

Agreed.

 

What would that make the man who SINGS the song, though?

[Crowe 0]

...

 

Did this entire federation just start taking drugs when I wasn't looking?

[Guest Goodear]

I sing this in the car ride to and from work ALL THE TIME. The chorus is way catchy.

 

 

 

Like I said, shoot me.

[Guest Evolution]

*shoots Ejiro*

 

Bow down.

[Guest Evolution]

*shoots Ejiro*

 

Bow down again.