Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Has everyone grown a vagina? ::Pulls down pants and looks:: Nope, but my dick is still small.
Ripper Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Strippers rule..... Yes. Yes they do. Except fat ones. Speak for your self buddy... *puts five spot in fat strippers G-String* *does little dance*
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 But you do know they give good head........
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Case in point: This thread. You boys need to stop taking 'dis shit so seriously.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 at a bachelor party I went to in August, there was a preggo stripper. She was pole-sliding for two, I guess.
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 at a bachelor party I went to in August, there was a preggo stripper. She was pole-sliding for two, I guess. Got milk?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 at a bachelor party I went to in August, there was a preggo stripper. She was pole-sliding for two, I guess. That sounds boss...and gross...yet intriguing.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 It was nasty. The funny thing is, one of the dudes at the party is married with a pregnant wife. He was real happy that he was, as he put it, "Going to see some un-pregnant ass for a change..." and as soon as he said that, SHE hopped up on stage. We were all up front, so if we all laughed she would have known why. That's Cape Cod for you though. We were half expecting a little hand to poke out while she was doing a split to ask for some change.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Now that's a disturbing mental image.
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Damn I'll give her $20 for some milk from the source.
Zack Malibu Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 I went to a strip club that had a preggo stripping. Doesn't appeal to me at all, as I left about 2 minutes after she got onstage.
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 I went to a strip club that had a preggo stripping. Doesn't appeal to me at all, as I left about 2 minutes after she got onstage. Did the image force you to buy several beers?
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Zack- which one was it? I'm gonna guess and say... hmm... Cheater's?
Zack Malibu Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 I went to a strip club that had a preggo stripping. Doesn't appeal to me at all, as I left about 2 minutes after she got onstage. Did the image force you to buy several beers? No, it was more of a "what the FUCK?" reaction, followed by me throwing my hands up and shaking my head. Part of the mystique of strippers is that they cater to male fantasy. They are the girls that you would love to bang seven ways from Sunday. What redblooded American guy is going to want to put his tater tot in an occupied oven?
Zack Malibu Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Zack- which one was it? I'm gonna guess and say... hmm... Cheater's? Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many. Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gee, how did I know?
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 What redblooded American guy is going to want to put his tater tot in an occupied oven? Fetish peeps
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 That would have to be one screwed up peep. I bet Banky's into that shit.
Nevermortal Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Zack- which one was it? I'm gonna guess and say... hmm... Cheater's? Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many. Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder. Balloons is the shadiest fucking strip club in RI, or so I hear. Not that I would frequent such an establishment...
Zack Malibu Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Zack- which one was it? I'm gonna guess and say... hmm... Cheater's? Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many. Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder. Balloons is the shadiest fucking strip club in RI, or so I hear. Not that I would frequent such an establishment... Which strip club ISN'T shady in these parts (or anywhere, for that matter)?
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 They don't even get naked in Balloons, do they? And is Cadillac Lounge the BYOB place?
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 BYOB clubs rule because the strippers are full nude! But the cover charge is higher than the regular topless club.
Zack Malibu Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 They don't even get naked in Balloons, do they? And is Cadillac Lounge the BYOB place? Balloons is full nude. You're thinking of Club Starzz, that used to be a "go go" club. Cadillac Lounge I think used to be BYOB, but I don't think it is now.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Yeah but you save so much money on the booze. You'll pay 7 bucks at a RI club for a Sam Adams. After a 20 dollar cover, mind you. If I can bring a 12 back in and pay, say 30 bucks, it's worth it.
razazteca Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 The last club I went to had a $5 cover charge which was a topless club. It was ok but what sucked is that it had only one dancer working that night because the other dancers were still on the road and they did not show up until 1 AM. So all of the beers were $1 and $2 for fancy beers. I only spent $20. When the other girls showed up it was a big letdown as one was "big boned" Anna Nicole Smith size, and the rest were average to normal stripper size. The big girl was a freak and was talked to by the manager because she was more friendly with the customers, because she had to be.....
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 What's it take to run a messageboard? Are they free? Does it involve no effort? If so, I'm going to make one. This place will have no bannings. It will be free range to rip into anyone you want, anywhere, for any reason. I don't care if "discussion suffers." This will be the sandbox for all trolls, gimmick posters, assholes, self-righeous fucks, bible thumpers, nazis, coke heads, trendy punk rockers, BDSM clubs, and poop fetishists. I'm talking a state of mental and moral degeneration so complete, that reading the board makes one feel self-conscious and dirty. Anyone that knows anything about messageboardin', hook me up with some knowledge on starting one.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Raza, admit it, after 5 or 6 beers, you would have.
JangoFett4Hire Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Somebody tell TNM Fooster's in the hizzi.
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