Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Mario decides to piss everyone off, and no, Michael Anthony has not left the bar yet:: Hey you, wake up, get yourself together yeah you, so you think you made it better 'cause you know it's coming at you While your back is turned Look too long and I can't help you So clear your head, find a way home Better make up your mind First you say that you will Then you say you won't Well I'm just trying to figure Try and figure you out How long can this go on Tell me what is wrong And maybe there's a way That we can work it out There must be some kind of way That we can make it right But I, I just can't do it all Without you, without you Hey fool, wise up, better late than never Yeah you, you know that nothing lasts forever Nobody ever told you that your Time is running out Too bad and I can't help you How long can this go on Tell me what is wrong And maybe there's a way That we can work it out There must be some kind of way That we can make it right But I, I just can't do it all Without you, without you The point i'm trying to make You got to give more than you take You gotta give, give more than you take Gotta, gotta, gotta work it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ...as long as Gary Cherone doesn't show up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I rock out to Stabbing Westward, but does anyone care? Nooooo. Back to the Top 40 track listings, folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Pffft. I got a totally rocking moshpit started to "Where Eagles Dare", but does anyone remember that? No. I totally outdid Mario in a David Lee Roth-off, too. No respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ...as long as Gary Cherone doesn't show up. I'll do worse, I'll get Dames to unban CheroneWasMurdered! ::Performs a small medley:: Girl, you really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm doin' Girl, you really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night Girl (Girl), you really got me now You got me so I don't know where I'm goin' Oh yeah (Yeah), you really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me (Oh!) You really got me (Whoa-oh) You really got me Please, don't ever let me be I only wanna be by your side Please, don't ever let me be I only wanna be by your side Girl (Girl), you really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm doin' yeah Oh yeah (Yeah), you really got me now Got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me (Ah-ha!) You really got me (Ah-ha!) You really got me Oh, no, no, ah! (Guitar Solo) I've been to Rome, Dallas, Texas Man, I thought I'd seen it all, oh Around the world, searchin' every corner Man, I thought I'd hit the wall, ah! There's a sleepy town lies South of the border You go there once, you'll be there twice Lots of pretty girls comin' by the dozen, woo! The white sand sure make a tan look nice (Oooh) We crash on the beach (Oooh) You know I wanna (Oooh) Make love in the sea (Oooh) We gotta try a little dance (Oooh) So, Cabo Wabo (Oooh) It's all right by me (Oooh) Come on, let me take you down I will show you all around (Down in Cabo) Let me take you down Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground Land's End, you'd have to see it Ain't no picture ever say it right, no-oow-oh Walkin' the streets doin' that ol', the Cabo Wabo, hah! Place come to life every night, nooo! (Oooh) I wanna crash on the beach (Oooh) You know I wanna (Oooh) Make love in the sea (oooh) (Oooh) Yeah, it's all right there (Oooh) We don't have to chase it (Oooh) Fits paradise to a T. Woo! Come on, let me take you down I will show you all around (Down in Cabo) Let me take you down Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground, woo! (Guitar Solo) Uh-uuh Uhhhh Wa-ahahahah Hey! Wa-ahahahah We drink Mescal right from the bottle Salt shaker, little lick a lime, ahh Throwin' down, down, tryin' to reach the bottom Where the guave worm, well he's mine all mine (Oooh) Come on, crash on the beach (Oooh) You know I wanna (Oooh) Make love in the sea (oooh) (Oooh) Woo! Gonna try a little dance (Oooh) So Cabo Wabo (Oooh) It's all right by me Let me take you down I will show you all around (Down in Cabo) Let me take you down Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground. Woo! Come on Face down (Face down) Down in Cabo Take me down (Take me down) Down to Cabo. Uh! Face down (Face down) Down in Cabo doin' the Cabo Wabo, ow! Take me down (Take me down) Down to Cabo, woo! Come on, get it, get it, ow! Ah-hah! Woo-hoo! Ow! Come on! Girl, you really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm doin' Ow! Girl, you really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night (Owwww!) Girl (Girl), you really got me now You got me so I don't know where I'm goin' yeah Oh yeah (Yeah), you really got me now Got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me You really got me (Oh!) You really got me Oh! Oh! Oh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I think we just need to chill out a little When you were here before, couldn't look in your eye You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so FUCKIN' special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul I want you to notice, when I'm not around You're so FUCKIN' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here, ohhh ohhhh She's running out.... She's running out, she's run, run, run, run....run.... Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so FUCKIN' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Sits on hands, waiting for CWM's rendition of Smells Like Teen Spirit to get this party started right.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2003 (Does NOT do karoake unless drunk) So that saying... OH DANNY BOY, OH DANNY BOY THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING FROM GLEN TO GLEN AND DOWN THE MOUNTIONSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! that's all I'm willing to sing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Throws tomato at CWM::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2003 *Catches tomato* mmm...food. thanks JSYK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Don't mention it, boss. Anything to help. :::Waits for CWM to take another bite and wings another tomato at him::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Spikes tomatoes with vodka to get CWM drunk so he'll sing something silly, such as "It's Raining Men".:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Gets slapped in the face by CWM when he refuses to be a backup dancer for "It's Raining Men"::: :::Reluctantly goes to dressing room to put on his costume::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Don't mention it, boss. Anything to help. :::Waits for CWM to take another bite and wings another tomato at him::: *tamato hits Zack* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Goes to kitchen and puts apron on. No more tomato on THESE clothes, no sir!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Emerges from dressing room clad in a yellow speedo and clear raincoat, looking embarassed::: Shut up guys...just shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 30, 2003 *The papparazi storm in and take a zillion pictures of JSYK* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Gets other TSMers to throw change at JSYK, who is doing the YMCA on stage in his outfit.:: CWM:"Wrong song!" JSYK:"Hey, you didn't give me a routine, so I'm improvising." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::covers nipples with hands::: YOU TIPPED THEM OFF, DIDN'T YOU? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :Choken Sits back at the bar: Choken: Dames! Look out! :Dames Dodges a Tomato: Dames: Thanks Choke... Choken: No Problem...God Damn kids...Don't they know children are crying for food in Erd World Countries? Dames: I know, I mean... :Choken Grabs Orange: :Choken Scans the room: Choken: BOOM! :Choken Spears the Orange across the room landing square on the head of Jhawk: Choken: Weird My Ass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Bends over to pick up change, exposing his ass to the crowd. JSYK screams like a little girl when he realizes that Mario is charging the stage::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 ::Sees the horrific scene, so decides to take charge of the situation...:: "This one goes out to my friend and yours, The Amazing Rando!" What's up man hey yo what's up Yeah what's goin' on here Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here You know what I'm sayin' Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day Word word bust it CHORUS: Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame A licky boom boom down Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky Boom Boom Down. CHORUS. Police them come an' now they blow down me door One him come crawl through through my window So then they put me in the back the car at the station From that point on me reach my destination When the destination reached it was the east detention Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so CHORUS. Bigger they are they think they have more power They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy An' me love her in me heart down to my belly Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do CHORUS. Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2) When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from People them say you come from Jamaica But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know Pure black people mon that's all I mon know Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show Where me born in on the one Toronto so CHORUS. Come with a nice young lady. Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie Everywhere me go me never left her at all Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so CHORUS. Why would he (x2) Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl Police knock my door lick up my pal Rough me up an' I can't do a thing Pick up my line when my telephone ring Take me to the station black up my hands Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer But Shan won't turn informer CHORUS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :::Sits in corner sobbing while CWM berates him for messing up the dance routine::: JSYK: "Can I please go change now?" CWM: "NO! You will wear that outfit until you can learn to follow orders!" JSYK: "How long will that be?" CWM: "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! TOMORROW, YOU WILL ENTERTAIN THE OTHER LUMBERJACKS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 30, 2003 :Choken Walks about the bar as Nothing is really happening: Choken: God this place DIED. QUICK. Flyboy: Hey Choken: Fuck you... ::Choken Bumps into JHawk:: ::Awkward Silence follows:: Choken: So what happened to you? Jhawk: Some asshole threw a orange at my fucking head... Choken: Man that Must suck... Jhawk: It hurts man... Choken: I can see that... Jhawk/Choke: We need to talk... Choken: *chuckles* Jhawk: All right, we both know what we're going to say... Choken: Yeah, Let's just get it over with... *Melodramatic Music Plays* Jhawk: I never met anyone like you before, so soft and tender and warm Choken: Yeah, I feel ya... Jhawk: It's just that all my life I've been searching for something pure and real... :C.C Bumps into Choken: C.C: Hey! Choken: What's Up? C.C: nothing, party is getting boring though... Choken: Let's Make out... C.C: Cool! Jhawk: Bye... :Choken Ignores JHawk: :JHawk Walks to Bar:: Dames: Lonely Man Blues gots ya down homey? Jhawk: Hit that sweet spot for my liver baby, I'm feeling the blues... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sigmund Freud Report post Posted September 30, 2003 *The good Doctor enters the room* You all suck! *Picks up microphone* yo back up now and give a brother room the fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom mercy mercy mercy me my life is a cage but on stage I'm free hyped up syched up ready for wil'in' standing in a crowd of girls like an island I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie I flip 'em around and then I work that booty work the body work work the body slow down girl you're 'bout to hurt somebody oh and yo let's get just one thing clear there's only one reason why I came here ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go) ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go) ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go) I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Chorus: Boom! shake-shake-shake the room Boom! shake-shake-shake the room Boom! shake-shake-shake the room tic-tic-tic-tic Boom! well yo are yall ready for me yet (pump it up prince) well yo are yall ready for me yet (pump it up prince) well yo are yall ready for me yet (pump it up prince) well here I go here I go here I here I go yo dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it the rhyme is a football y'all and I went and threw it out in the crowd and yo it was a good throw how do I know? because the crowd went hoooo in response to the way that I was kicking it smooth and individual rhymes always original like the Dr. Jekyl man and this is my Hyde side I am the driver and you're on a rap ride so fellas (yeah) are yall wit me (yeah) I said fellas (yeah) are yall wit me (yeah) why don't you tell the girls what y'all wanna do ya wanna ooh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh--ooooh that's right yo and I'm in the flow so pump up the volume along with the tempo I want everybody in the house to know I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Chorus pump it pump it come on now repeat 5X yeah, come on now chorus here I go the the f-f-f-f-fresh p-p-p-prince is who I am so tell my mother that I never wrote a whack jam but some times I get n-nervous and start to stutter and I f-fumble every word for word I utter so I just try to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chill but it gets worse-a but worse-a but-but-but worse still I need the c-c-c-crowd to k-k-k-kick it to me they help me calm down and I can get through it so higher higher get ya hands to the ceiling let it go y'all don't fight the feeling mic in a strangle hold sweat pourin' and like Jordan yo I'm scoring yeah that's right y'all and I am in the flow so pump up the volume along with the tempo many have died tryin' to stop my show I came here tonight to here the crowd go [chorus] *goes to bar* BEER ME~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 ::Fires up weedwhacker, runs everyone off of the stage:: Ladies and gentlemen and CC, no CnP, no song. Some days I just wanna up and call it quit I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks Everytime I try to get up I just fall in pits My life's like one great big ball of shit If I could just put it all into all I spit Instead of always tryin' to swallow it Instead of always starin at this wall and shit While I sit writer's block sick of all this shit Can't call it shit All I know is I'm about it hit the wall if I have to see another one of mom's alcoholic fits This is it, last straw, that's all, that's it I ain't dealin with another fuckin' politic Like a skillet bubblin until it filters up I'm about to kill it I can feel it buildin up Blow this building up I've concealed enough My cup runneth over I done filled it up If it explodes in bunch Ink spills my guts You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts Well I'ma show you what You gonna feel my rush If you can't feel it it's too real to touch Build to touch I'm about to tear shit up Goosebumps yeah I can make your hair sit up Hands straight up I'ma tell you who I be And I'ma make you hate me cause you ain't me You wait it ain't to late to finally see What these close minded fucks What they blind to see Whoever finds me gonna get a finder's fee Out this world, ain't no one out their mind as me Need piece of mind, I'ma give you piece of mine All I need's a line But sometimes I can't always find the worlds to rhyme To express what I'm really feelin at that time Yeah sometimes sometimes sometimes Just sometimes it's always me How dark can this hallway be The clock strikes midnight, one, two, half past three This half-ass rhyme with this half-ass piece of paper I'm despreate at my desk To get the rest of this shit off my chest again Stuck in a rut Can't think of nuthin Fuck I'm stumpin, oh wait here comes something Nope It's not good enough Scribble it out New pad, wrinkle it up throw this shit out I'm fizzlin out Thought I figured it out Balls in my court but I'm scared to dribble it out I'm afraid But why am I afraid Why am I slave to of this trade Sign that I spit to the grave Good enough to rile you up Wanna me to rip it I can rip it any style you want I'm a switchhitter bitch Jimmy Smith ain't a quitter I'm a sit until I get enough of me to finally hit a fuckin boiling point Put some oil in your joins Flip a coin bitch come get destroyed An MC's worst dream I make him hate me see me and shake like a chain link fence By the looks of them you would swear that Jaws was comin By the screams you would swear that I'm sawin someone By the way their runnin you would swear that the law was comin It's now or never and tonight it's all or nothing Momma Jimmy keeps leavin on us Said he'd be back he pinky promises I don't think he's honest I'll be back baby I just gotta beat this clock Fuck this clock I'ma make you eat this watch Don't believe me watch I'ma a win this race And I'ma come back and rub my shit in your face bitch I found my nitch you're gonna hear my voice Until you're sick of it you ain't gonna have a choice If I gotta scream until I've got half a lung If I have half a chance I grab it Rabbit Run Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 This past weekend, I did a dramatic reading of David Bowie's "Heroes" at a bar. Women swooned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 *YNA steps up to the mic* Have a holly jolly Christmas It's the best time of the year I don't know if there'll be snow But have a cup of cheer Have a holly jolly Christmas And when you walk down the street Say hello to friends you know And everyone you meet Oh ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me Have a holly jolly Christmas And in case you didn't here Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year Have a holly jolly Christmas It's the best time of the year Have a holly jolly Christmas And when you walk down the street Say hello to friends you know And everyone you meet Oh ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me Have a holly jolly Christmas And in case you didn't here Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 I'm sending this shit out to Incandenza... Fall is here, hear the yell back to school, ring the bell brand new shoes, walking blues climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we're going to be friends Walk with me, Suzy Lee through the park and by the tree we will rest upon the ground and look at all the bugs we found then safely walk to school without a sound Well here we are, no one else we walked to school all by ourselves there's dirt on our uniforms from chasing all the ants and worms we clean up and now its time to learn Numbers, letters, learn to spell nouns, and books, and show and tell at playtime we will throw the ball back to class, through the hall teacher marks our height against the wall And we don't notice any time pass we don't notice anything we sit side by side in every class teacher thinks that I sound funny but she likes the way you sing Tonight I'll dream while I'm in bed when silly thoughts go through my head about the bugs and alphabet and when I wake tomorrow I'll bet that you and I will walk together again cause I can tell that we're going to be friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
