Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 3, 2003 :Boo walks in trucker's uniform: East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run Keep your foot hard on the pedal Son, never mind them brakes Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run... East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run... Ol' Smokey's got them ears on He's hot on your trail He ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im You got to keep that diesel truckin' Just put that hammer down and give it hell... East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' 'Bandit' run... :Runs out the door: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Ok, ok fellas, look, i dont have all the lyrics...but, you guys will be cool...ummkay>....? Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you I'm coming after you coward Hot diggity damn Hulk you set it off Used to be hard, Hulk Now you done turned soft Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya Dancin' in tights as a ballerina I knew all along you had those tendencies Cause you been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease Dude, please, your PPV event was a joke You're avoiding Randy Savage cause ya know you'll get smoked Come on, you'll phony fight The Rock ..(hard to understand here) But when they tell us we'll do a real fight you passed I called him out, thought the punk was here and to go It was a charity event but The Hulk didn't show Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope And I'm gonna kick you in the BUTT and wash your mouth out with soap Cause, like Rodney Dangerfield he gets no respect Come on Hulk, let's wreck, so I can put you in check Be A Man, Hulk Come on, don't be scared You're running from Macho that's what I heard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 She caught the Katy And left me a mule to ride She caught the Katy And left me a mule to ride Now my baby caught the Katy Left me a mule to ride The train pulled out I swung on behind Crazy 'bout her That hard headed woman of mine Man, my baby's long Great gosh almighty my baby's tall You know my baby's long Great gosh almighty my baby's tall Yeah my baby she's long My baby she's tall She's sleepin' with her head in the kitchen And her feet's out in the hall Crazy 'bout her That hard headed woman of mine Well I love my baby She's so fine But I wish she'd come and see me some time She don't believe in our love, ah Look whatta hole I'm in She don't believe what I'm sayin' Kid look whatta shape I'm in Huh-huh She caught the Katy And left me a mule to ride She caught the Katy And left me a mule to ride Well my baby caught the Katy Left me a mule to ride The train pulled out I swung on behind Crazy 'bout that hard headed woman Hard headed woman of mine Huh-huh, huh-huh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 4, 2003 All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey, I've been for a walk on a winter's day, I'd be safe and warm, if I was in L.A. California dreamin' on such a winter's day. Stopped into a church, I passed along the way. Oh, I got down on my knees, and I pretend to pray. You know the preacher likes the cold, he knows I'm gonna stay. California dreamin' on such a winter's day. All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey, I've been for a walk on a winter's day, If I didn't tell her, I could leave today, California dreamin' on such a winter's day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2003 *Gets onstage with guitar, slowly steps up to the mic...* It was Sunday morning, I was seven years old In the backyard playing in a big mudhole I was all decked out, ready for church Had my brand new suit all covered in dirt Mama hit the ceiling she was fit to be tied Talkin 'bout how shes gonna tan my hide But Daddy was laughing when I changed my clothes 'Saying "Mama leave the boy alone" Cause if the good die young If the good die young Mama's little boy gonna have alot of fun Cause he's gonna live forever if the good die young Ten years later had a hot rod ford Constable clocked me at a hundred and four Judge said "boy you're gonna hurt yourself you'd a long been dead if you were anybody else" Cause if the good die young If the good die young Oh there ain't a sentence gonna hold you son Cause he's gonna live forever if the good die young Well I got a good heart, I wouldn't hurt a soul But I'm gonna keep rocking till they call that roll Old St.Peter he's gonna have to wait I'm gonna go to heaven but I might be late Cause if the good die young If the good die young Pedal to the metal, let your motor run Cause he's gonna live forever if the good die young And if the good die young if the good die young They got the jams, we'll have some fun Cause I'm gonna live forever if the good die young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 5, 2003 *crickets* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2003 ....I need a drink... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
