Guest Lex LugARRR Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 ARRR!!! Sail-ho! Yo-ho-ho! Ahoy, Capt'n Whitey! I be searchin' the briny deep with my band of buckos fer the booty of that bilge-suckin' dog Hunter Hearst Helmsley! Dead men tell no tales, but the cowardly swabs of a buccanneer ship told me that the swag is quite hefty...right before me mateys flogged the scurvy shark bait to death with a cat o' nine tails, and made the rest of the hands walk the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Feedin' the fish, arrr! Accordin' to the legend, the chest of Helmsley contains 100,000 piece o' eights! Now Lex LugARRR is a sea dog and I've had me deadlights attached to me spyglass for 2 days and 2 nights, matey, but I need me another corsair and more hands on me poop deck to find the loot o' Helmsley! What d'ya say, ye poxy sea dog?! Arrrrrr!!!
Youth N Asia Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 See, if you're going to do a pirate gimmick THAT'S how you do it.
Guest Lex LugARRR Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Your post seemed to have no purpose. While it was your first post, please keep in mind that we have rules about trolling and posting nonsense. If you continue to post this way, you will be banned and not be let back in. Dames ARRR!!! Gonna make Lex LugARRR walk the plank are ye, ye hefty swab?! Many a buccanneer like ye have tried, ye bilge suckin' dog, but none of the brethren of the coast have gotten Lex LugARRR's ghost! Yo-ho-ho! What's the matter, matey, have ye got poxy? Scurvy? ARRR!!! Me thinks ye have got a little sand up ye poop deck!!! ARRR!!! Ye best keep on rowin', or I'll give ye the black spot and feed the fish! ARRR!!! Ye don't want to dance with Jack Ketch, bucko! Gangway, and throw up the Jolly Roger, me hearties! We be on a search for the booty of Hunter Hearst Helmsley! Shiver me timbers! ARRR!!!
AlwaysPissedOff Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 I am way too sober to be dealing with this bullshit... Good riddence, jackass.
Mik Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 I am way too sober to be dealing with this bullshit... Good riddence, jackass. That certainly sounds a little too dramatic for someone whose sole mission was to be banned.
Youth N Asia Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 While I'm all about getting rid of trolls...the idea of Lex LugARRR was funny
Guest AlcoHALLicForLife Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 I am way too sober to be dealing with this bullshit... Good riddence, jackass. Quite using my line, JACKASS!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 I suppose this means I shouldn't use the Crimson Permanent Assurance gimmick I created specifically for this thread, then.. I like pirates
OldSchoolWrestling Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 Whats wrong with pirates? Yeah, pirates rule!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 So...since there's no strike-through crossing out "any kind of gun (real or fake)", does that mean it's condoned?
justsoyouknow Posted October 2, 2003 Report Posted October 2, 2003 CAP'N WHITEY?!?! RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS! </CJ>
Guest RollingSambos Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 How come Pirate in White gets to stay, but Lex LugARRR gets banned?
Guest croweater Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Me thinks ye have got a little sand up ye poop deck!!! ARRR!!! That is the funniest hting I've read all day....... yes it's immature and stupid but as far as gimmiks go that was hell entertaining. Oh, and it's obvious that he's being held down by "Da Man" as the Pirate in wHHHite is obviously a smark board darling.
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