One & Only Popick asks for Phone Sex Advice

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Help his sorry ass out, next thing y'know he'll be asking how to quit having wet dreams.

[razazteca 0]

I still say practice on the telemarketers that call the house 5 times a day.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Here's what I've always wondered....if you've got your junk in one hand, and the phone in the other hand, when you finally finish, how the hell do you put the phone down? I mean, think about it...you're gonna have to wedge the phone between your shoulder and your head, then you'll have to hold your pants with one hand, and then the other hand will be all....sticky....so how do you do it? How...DO...you do it?

 

I never really liked Popick.

[razazteca 0]

Use a speaker phone or headset.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I never really liked Popick.

Need not say more than that.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I never really liked Popick.

Need not say more than that.

Is it wrong of me not to like him or something?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

He was never bad to me.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

popick is popick

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I never really liked Popick.

Need not say more than that.

Is it wrong of me not to like him or something?

Everyone is entitled to their opinion...and for the record, I couldn't disagree with you on your observation.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Here's what I've always wondered....if you've got your junk in one hand, and the phone in the other hand, when you finally finish, how the hell do you put the phone down? I mean, think about it...you're gonna have to wedge the phone between your shoulder and your head, then you'll have to hold your pants with one hand, and then the other hand will be all....sticky....so how do you do it? How...DO...you do it?

 

I never really liked Popick.

Left hand = phone.

 

Right hand = dick.

 

Is that so hard to understand? Or do you stick your left hand up your ass or something?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Are you supposed to strip naked first? Or do you just let your pants drag all over the floor when you go to hang up the phone?

 

Left hand = holding pants up

 

Right hand = Stickiness

 

Phone = Wedged between shoulder and head

 

 

Is THAT so hard to understand?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Why do you need to hold your pants up? Let 'em hang round your ankles dude!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

...fucking amateurs.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

Actually, that was me speaking in a high voice.

 

And no, for the last time I won't call you "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock".

[justsoyouknow 0]

....sick sons of bitches.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

Actually, that was me speaking in a high voice.

 

And no, for the last time I won't call you "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock".

Why would you want to have phone sex with me? Fucking pervert.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

Actually, that was me speaking in a high voice.

 

And no, for the last time I won't call you "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock".

Why would you want to have phone sex with me? Fucking pervert.

I'm the pervert?

 

You're the one who came when I talked about using a strap-on to penetrate you harshly. And you paid for it. And you called me mommy and started crying when it was over.

 

Fucking pervert...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

Actually, that was me speaking in a high voice.

 

And no, for the last time I won't call you "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock".

Why would you want to have phone sex with me? Fucking pervert.

I'm the pervert?

 

You're the one who came when I talked about using a strap-on to penetrate you harshly. And you paid for it. And you called me mommy and started crying when it was over.

 

Fucking pervert...

But you posed as your mother just to have phone sex with me? Why would you do that? You must've wanted my ass pretty bad to resort to that.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

As opposed to a professional phone-sex user?

 

Oh, burn~!

I made a promise to call your mother at least 4 times a week.

Actually, that was me speaking in a high voice.

 

And no, for the last time I won't call you "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock".

Why would you want to have phone sex with me? Fucking pervert.

I'm the pervert?

 

You're the one who came when I talked about using a strap-on to penetrate you harshly. And you paid for it. And you called me mommy and started crying when it was over.

 

Fucking pervert...

But you posed as your mother just to have phone sex with me? Why would you do that? You must've wanted my ass pretty bad to resort to that.

It's not a crime to want your ass Banky. Clever? No. Right? No. Normal? No. But legal? HELL YEAH~!

 

We both know that deep down you knew that it was me on the other end of that phone line. You want me Banky. You want me in your colon. Thrusting.

[Guest stardust]

We both know that deep down you knew that it was me on the other end of that phone line. You want me Banky. You want me in your colon. Thrusting.

BEST. POST. EVER.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

We both know that deep down you knew that it was me on the other end of that phone line. You want me Banky. You want me in your colon. Thrusting.

BEST. POST. EVER.

Fuck, standards are falling.

[Guest stardust]

It made me larf.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

It made me larf.

Go watch Paulie Shore movie, it would be more substantial.

[Guest stardust]

It made me larf. 

Go watch Paulie Shore movie, it would be more substantial.

Jon Stewart's on now. I've found something else to laugh at now.

 

By the way, awesome sig.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

It made me larf. 

Go watch Paulie Shore movie, it would be more substantial.

Jon Stewart's on now. I've found something else to laugh at now.

 

By the way, awesome sig.

Oh geez, thank you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm surprised the "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock" hasn't made it into someone's sig/custom title yet. I did a spittake on reading that one.

[JHawk 0]

I'm surprised the "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock" hasn't made it into someone's sig/custom title yet. I did a spittake on reading that one.

I apparently miss all of the cool shit.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm surprised the "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock" hasn't made it into someone's sig/custom title yet.  I did a spittake on reading that one.

I apparently miss all of the cool shit.

Better now than never, I suppose. I'd have felt bad if a comment like that went overlooked.