Steve J. Rogers 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 We had a Flea Market thread, well lets have one about the Flea Market of the World Wide Web, they been doing this for nearly 10 years now, so there must be tons of stories of people on this board's experiences, good (great, really great bargains) and bad (horror stories of bad sellers/buyers) Steve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 7, 2003 I tried to buy this Soviet guy's stepdaughter once. Said her name was Petra, and that's she'd show up in about 6-8 weeks. Only cost me twenty bucks. Anyway, a couple months go by, and you know what shows up at my house? Kotzenjunge, three sheets to the wind on a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, wearing only a furry cossack hat and a strategically placed red scarf. I said Nyet, and sent his ass back to the Ukraine. AND I never got my 20 bucks back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2003 Oh, look! A Shawn Michaels cardboard cut-out for only five dollars! And I won it! What's this? Twenty dollars shipping and handling? Whoops, my computer broke! What's that, Mr. Seller? You're going to report me? Well, I'm young and naive at the time! I'll buy it! If I didn't feel so ripped off (by, ya know, not reading the whole thing), I'd use it for target practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Kotzenjunge, three sheets to the wind on a bottle of Smirnoff Ice You mean the "Triple Black" shit? I fucking loathe that vile, filthy swill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 As do I and most other clear "beers". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Triple Black is almost the worst thing to happen to alcohol in the history of the world, though. The only other thing that even comes close is Zima, and even that isn't as sugary and downright shitty as Triple Black. Someday I'm going to find the people who came up with it and kick them all in the fucking nuts. I can't begin to describe how much I despise that shit. It's endlessly revolting. If there were any justice in the world it would be illegal to manufacture, distribute, or consume it. And there'd be a mandatory minimum of 5-10 years for first offenders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted October 13, 2003 i think it's hilarious that in the States,. Smirnoff Ice is called beer. or is a malted beevrage or whatever. Up here, it's actually made with Vodka, and if I was a woman, I wouldn't hate being seen drinking it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 I really need to get some Canadian Smirnoff Ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted October 14, 2003 I've not tried the Triple Black, but back when I was newly legal, I was know to drink a few Smirnoff Ices, then i realized what a bitch i very likely looked like. That put an end to that right quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Wait...wait...wait...in the US Smirnoff Ice is BEER?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 I believe it's considered one, albeit, a light one. Taste just like candy, tho, so I certainly wouldn't call it a beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
