DMX

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Generalizations.

 

Just because I like some "Popular" bands doesn't mean I don't like other bands as well. Most mainstream music is garbage, hence why I never listen to the radio. I just buy tons of CD's and listen to the whole things and I find that many songs that are on the radio are usually the worst ones on the album.

Dude, why can't you just enjoy music for the hell of it? Elitist.

 

 

See how stupid that looks?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What? He doesn't listen to the depress scream at my lungs without making ANY sort of sense but if I play basic and loud and fast then that can Masquerade for the fact we can't sing for shit type music that me and yourself perfer...does that mean that "Popular" music is anything you don't like?

Point by point:

 

As far as "depress scream at my lungs" goes, it's easy enough to understand if you pay some attention, and most of it generally does make some sort of sense.

 

Basic, loud, and fast? Wtf? Show me one DEP or Converge song that's "basic". Loud and fast? Goes with the territory.

 

Can't sing for shit? Do you even like the stuff you listen to?

 

And as for me blindly hating everything that is popular, that's also nonsense, considering my deep appreciation for bands like say, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Who, Alice in Chains, and Tool. Those are some of the more popular bands of their time period. The thing is though, when it comes to metal, the vast majority of the mainstream material is either

 

A.) Crap

B.) A shameful "masquerade" of metal bands.

C.) Not as good as more underground acts.

 

The crux of it is, is that metal is NOT a commercially viable genre. At all. It's loud, it's ugly, and the vast majority is way too negative, vulgar, what have you, to market it in a widespread fashion. That's just the nature of it. Taking away those elements waters down the product, and gives us Trapt and Seether.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Can we go back to hating DMX?

 

"Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo

What's my name? DMX and I be the best

You see the rest they lookin like they need a rest"

 

HAHAHA. Oh man, it's pretty sad that I remember most of this shit, but it's pretty much by osmosis.

[Guest Unwritten Religion]

Can we go back to hating DMX?

 

"Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo

What's my name? DMX and I be the best

You see the rest they lookin like they need a rest"

 

HAHAHA. Oh man, it's pretty sad that I remember most of this shit, but it's pretty much by osmosis.

Oh Yeah? Check this out:

 

Artist: Kobe Bryant f/ 50 Cent, Broady Boy, Nas

Album: K-O-B-E 12" *

Song: Thug Poet

 

[Kobe]

"Uh

Uh huh

You know what this is

I'ma let 'em run around one more time

I drop sumpin' on y'all

It's like... it's like

What's it like?

 

My microphones and glock nines

Black? I'm dipped in that

The beats, my mash, jam you for the platinum you have

Run it, the illest, watch me become it

I'm here, and took it bowling, like straight to the wig

Speak truth like kids, tell you what you don't know

Kobe? Yeah, he's real with the flow

Kick in the do' wavin' the flow-flow

All you heard was stop, can't take the hits no more

Ha, didn't know I had your block on SWAT?

I'm CIA, y'all nuttin' but beat cops

I rock like my ma's mean, name is cocaine

Place you on my A-fiend list and pay you 'cane

Think you can handle? Not get stripped when you rock?

Think again, you find you lost your mind and judgement

My confidence, springs from watching y'all fall

Aw, forced to hustle, rap in charge

I'ma hop in your brain, tell you whatchu thinkin'

Yes, I am speakin', but I ain't writin'

So cold, I put the ice in nicest

You too broke to pay attention

My style is priceless"

 

Wait, THERE'S MORE!!!

 

Artist: Kobe Bryant f/ Tyra Banks

Album: K-O-B-E 12" *

Song: K-O-B-E

 

[Tyra]

"Kobe, how many girls have said "I love you?"

Not like 'I love you Kobe!' like a fan

But like, for real, like, baby, marry me

I love you

 

[Kobe]

You're sweet

Once again (Once again)

Flawless (Flawless)

C'mon

Right

Uh, uh huh

Yo, yo, it's like this

 

Uh, what I live for? Basketball, beats and broads

>From Italy to the US, yes, it's raw

I'ma search for the one that make my wealth feel poor

Who can ignore the spotlight life of Grandma

My downfall is how I found the aura, so I searched in

There's plenty of women with sex appeal when it's filled

Can even complete the package, all I date is actresses

Can play it safe with them, my money ain't bait

But I must take risks to find a honey that's legit

Whether she push a buck and a six, bumpin' some mad chips

Out on her own, or live out of moms and pop's home

Watch time, fashion, Adidas attire or Timbo's

I don't know, yo, these women come and go

Like the wind they blow, how do I know it's you for sure?

When God talk to me, give me a signal

But until then, all my ears hear, just let me flow

C'mon

 

1- [Tyra Banks]

K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E you

I believe you are very fine

If you give me one chance, I promise to love you

And be with you forever more

 

K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E you

I believe you are very fine

If you give me one chance, I promise to love you

And be with you forever more

 

[Kobe]

Check this out though

Real love last, now do you love me or my cash?

My name, fame, drop top, Benz or the wooden dash?

You know my stash, from Georgie cash

Platinum, US express, no paper cash

Spend it all now, or kiss to be rich cash

Hash, stocks and bonds, laugh when they crash

Are you the type that brag the jewels you flash

The type-type with your ex-man and push his Jag

The type that love no scrubs or pigeons and got mad

The type that can't stand a women with her own cash

You know, like lime, claim she ain't rat

The type that get loud in public, refrain my hand from a slap

No time for y'all, too busy for y'all

Plenty of dimes turn me on and turn me off tryin' to show off

Get lost, grow up, real women, roll up

Let yourself go, if you feel this, let me know

C'mon

 

Repeat 1

 

[Tyra] [Kobe]

K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E you Bounce wit' me, bounce wit' me

K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E you Right, right, uh, uh, uh

 

[Kobe]

Think ya eyein' me, all along, I'm eyein' you

The hunter becomes the hunted, girl, I'm preying on you

Beautiful, the feelings we share are mutual

Passion that's telling me so for us is suitable

Un-controllable desire flows through me

When you say my name, such lust in your slang

No time for games, the games I play, all the same

Can't get witcha, when the door hitcha, when the Lord splitcha

I figure, hour-glass figures could be dangerous

Cuz if your time runs out, they frame you for your clout

And having a past, well, I stereotype glass

All dimes ain't money, ass, and feignin' for a brother's cash

Slash fame, slash power, slash repsect

All of the above, makes me a supreme threat for scrubs

Love but do you want? One more 'gain, let me know

The words flow, from the bottom of your soul

C'mon"

[Guest Choken One]

Dont make me bust out the Shaq Tracks...or worse...Invisible Kid again.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Dont make me bust out the Shaq Tracks...or worse...Invisible Kid again.

The first Shaq album was cute for what it was, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't whip out Shaq-Fu: The Return. I beg of you don't...

[Papacita 0]

Eh, for what it's worth, I think that outside of a couple of songs, the album (Grand Champ) is alright. I don't mind the lyrics, and the beats are hot for the most part and even the tracks I don't really care for ("Bring the Noise", "Untouchable"...and maybe "The Dog is Out") aren't even that bad. Only thing that really bugs me about X (nothing new though) is his mixed messages...he spends most of the album talking about killing people then drops like a couple of tracks praising Jesus. Seems hypocritical as hell to me, but oh well.

 

I like his one line on "Where the Hood at?" where he's like "I'll shove your head up your ass and have you seeing shit clearly".

[Guest TheArchiteck]

OMG @ Unwritten.

 

Tell me that wasn't real.

 

That was some of the WORST lyrics I've ever heard in my life. It wasn't even laughable bad.

At least with Big Tymers and Three6Mafia, I can laugh at how bad they sound, but damn, those just made my head hurt.

 

LMAO, Kobe sucks.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Hey, I like "Where The Hood At"

 

You also like the ninja smiley and Brock Lesnar. You have varied tastes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And by varied, I mean shitty.

[Guest Choken One]

You enjoy hairy asses...I wouldn't really would't be telling people about things being shitty...

[Ripper 0]

You know, there are somethings you can live down and get past. One of those things is not the subject of asshair. No matter how long we all post at this board, when Game makes a post, the rebuttal can be brought back to the ass-hair.

 

Game/Asshair = Jason Biggs/Pie Fucking...

[Guest TheGame2705]

It'd be a good insult if it insulted me though. I equate it to you accidentally eating a twat hair.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

X GONN GIVE IT TO YA, WHAT, GONN GIVE IT TO YA, HUUH!

 

 

Seriously, THAT is laughably bad.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Only thing that really bugs me about X (nothing new though) is his mixed messages...he spends most of the album talking about killing people then drops like a couple of tracks praising Jesus. Seems hypocritical as hell to me, but oh well.

Speaking of which, the video in which he glorified violence and kicking ass, and than mourned his friend's death, whom most likely died because someone else had shot him. I could go on and on about the ridiculousness of that video, but I'll stop there.