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Best thread of the month.

 

*Pats self on back for starting it.*

Doesn't take away from the rest of the crap you post (Anti-Hippie and wife-beating comments aside)...

Excuse me for giving you tips on how to train your wench.

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How about shots?

Sure

 

Panty shots...

Hooter shots...

 

Maybe flu shots later...

What about blowjobs?

Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot...

 

But I ain't gonna be picky

Guest The Old Me
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I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please.

Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man.

Pedophiles don't drink that...

They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~!

I'm laughing hysterically right now.

 

 

And I'll take a blowjob...

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I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please.

Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man.

Pedophiles don't drink that...

They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~!

I'm laughing hysterically right now.

Is that the evil pedophile "I just dipped my stick in sweet boy ass and then carved up the body and hid it in my basement in a oil drum" hysterical laugh?

Posted
How about shots?

Sure

 

Panty shots...

Hooter shots...

 

Maybe flu shots later...

What about blowjobs?

Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot...

 

But I ain't gonna be picky

A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

Guest The Old Me
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I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please.

Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man.

Pedophiles don't drink that...

They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~!

I'm laughing hysterically right now.

Is that the evil pedophile "I just dipped my stick in sweet boy ass and then carved up the body and hid it in my basement in a oil drum" hysterical laugh?

You think too much like me.....I'd be scared if I were you, Rant.

Posted
How about shots?

Sure

 

Panty shots...

Hooter shots...

 

Maybe flu shots later...

What about blowjobs?

Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot...

 

But I ain't gonna be picky

A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

OMG SWERVE~!

Posted
You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you?

If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor

 

Coffee liquor <shudder>

Posted
You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you?

If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor

 

Coffee liquor <shudder>

Well you should have known I wasn't talking about sex....I'm not a bad girl....although sometimes I like to be spanked ;)

Posted
You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you?

If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor

 

Coffee liquor <shudder>

Well you should have known I wasn't talking about sex....I'm not a bad girl....although sometimes I like to be spanked ;)

Yeah, well, umm... Texas still sucks. It's like New York City, but with funny hats.

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Cat got your tongue Angel?

No, not at all, now if you'll excuse me

 

<grabs random bottle from her liquor cabinet and chugs it down like John Belushi in Animal House>

Guest stardust
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A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

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A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here

 

Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here

Guest stardust
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A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here

 

Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here

Oh, speaking of which, in response to something someone said earlier, I don't think Texas sucks. I love living in Texas, even if it is 90 degrees at the end of October right now...

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A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

How does a girl order a blowjob?

 

Doesn't that get you an odd look?

Guest stardust
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A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

How does a girl order a blowjob?

 

Doesn't that get you an odd look?

Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. ;)

Posted
A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

How does a girl order a blowjob?

 

Doesn't that get you an odd look?

Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. ;)

<insert "spit or swallow" joke here>

Guest stardust
Posted
A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right.

How does a girl order a blowjob?

 

Doesn't that get you an odd look?

Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. ;)

<insert "spit or swallow" joke here>

It's hard to do shots when someone's actually making those jokes right beside you...

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