Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Very good, chave. You may have one. *wipes away crumbs* Because the way I figure, noah would have had to have a lot of sons to account for the various races we have on the planet today...also, when they ran aground up there, was the global landmass still technically pangea, so his sons could actually spread about, or did they all kind of go a few miles out into Southeastern europe, the middle east, and the subcontinent? One brother apparently made it all the way to america but was forgotten about by the other brothers.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Very good, chave. You may have one. *wipes away crumbs* Because the way I figure, noah would have had to have a lot of sons to account for the various races we have on the planet today...also, when they ran aground up there, was the global landmass still technically pangea, so his sons could actually spread about, or did they all kind of go a few miles out into Southeastern europe, the middle east, and the subcontinent? Geologically, the continents splt before man evolved, but they were still able to be reached. That's why each continent had endiginous tribes.
Firestarter Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 So America fucking with Iraq is completely out of the question? Heh. I so saw that one coming. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake>
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, so his three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth all went out into the world, creating all the myriad colors and races we see in the world today..is that what you're describing? Also, how would this be possible considering all three came from the same genetic stock? Did god make one kid pop out looking asian, while Ham was a white kid, and the other black? Or was one of them actually part asian, part indian? Or was Mrs. Ark foolin' around on Noah, being kinda racially cool and all...
Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 And there were supposedly 12 tribes(according to the Bible) in those days. Mary and Joseph were from two different people. OMG~! JESUS'S PARENTS WERE DIRTY RACE MIXERS!!!!!!!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I was waiting for that. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake> You crafty lesbians... Also, Dutch made me laugh twice in the space of 20 seconds. OMGWTF?
dutchse.cx Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I was waiting for that. I can get a nice ZING~! in there now and then.
Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 So America fucking with Iraq is completely out of the question? Heh. I so saw that one coming. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake> Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them.
dutchse.cx Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. I wish straight women did that to get cupcakes.
Firestarter Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. You're a Negro, remember? Our people don't mix. I could be struck down by God if I touched you!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, so his three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth all went out into the world, creating all the myriad colors and races we see in the world today..is that what you're describing? Also, how would this be possible considering all three came from the same genetic stock? Did god make one kid pop out looking asian, while Ham was a white kid, and the other black? Or was one of them actually part asian, part indian? Or was Mrs. Ark foolin' around on Noah, being kinda racially cool and all... The arguement is that they became different due to their environment. Africans became darker because their skin was tanned more etc. However, this doesn't explain how it's wrong for races to mix. In fact, it's less wrong using this theory than biological evolutionary theory...
Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. You're a Negro, remember? Our people don't mix. I could be struck down by God if I touched you! *shakes fist at heavens* Damn you God and your rules that you never actually stated or even alluded to but we must follow because stupid people say so!!!!!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan.
dutchse.cx Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I was going to grab the one with the white frosting but I didn't want to get smitted-the-fuck-down by our Segregationist God. Hey, what IS the past tense of smite anyway? Is it smited, smitted or smitten? I'm hoping smitten.
Firestarter Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 *shakes fist at heavens* Damn you God and your rules that you never actually stated or even alluded to but we must follow because stupid people say so!!!!! Hmm, is touching a devil-worshipping, drug-smoking, heavy metal freak much better? I wonder if St Augustine ever addressed this question.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 That's TWO times I've fucked your grammar like a bitch today, dutch.
Guest VictorZ Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races?
Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. And the permanent tan thing doesn't make much perfect sense either as there were tribes of "black" people indigenous to areas far north of the equator.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I don't worship the devil. Well, not in terms of paying homage to a supernatural lord of the underworld sort of way, anyhow.
Ripper Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Why isn't it. What the fuck kind of question it that?
dutchse.cx Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 That's TWO times I've fucked your grammar like a bitch today, dutch. You didn't capitalize "Dutch". Bitch.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Because it's fun to fuck.
Guest VictorZ Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 One that deserves an answer. You are saying it's ok to mix races and I am saying it's not. I have stated my reasons for my opinion, now I would like you to back your argument up.
dutchse.cx Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? This guy seems to have real life and Dr. Mario desperately confused.
Firestarter Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Because it produces women who look like Halle Berry. Next question.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. And the permanent tan thing doesn't make much perfect sense either as there were tribes of "black" people indigenous to areas far north of the equator. Genetically that's probably because they moved north from hotter regions. As for the typical Asian eye: I don't know, but by God I'm gonna find out.
alfdogg Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? This guy seems to have real life and Dr. Mario desperately confused. BEST. POST. EVER.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I've never really thought about it before..but that's kind of a 'strange' evolutionary trait, isn't it? I mean, what function did that serve?
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