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Guest croweater
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WOOHOO

My parents are going away to CANADA (yellowknife more specifically) for.............. 5 whole months..... and I have my house all to myself.

 

therefore I declare the one and only 5 MONTH PARTY!

 

It shall begin on November 11 and come to a end sometime in March.

To add to the coolness of the situation I'm on holidays the whole time.

 

There will be booze, sex, drugs, llamas, and a really hot goat called kevin (if you're into that kinda thing) all of course will be provided by the fund my parents selflessly shell money into while they're away.

 

SO WHO'S COMING? (I need numbers to pre-order the hookers)

Posted

If they're leaving for five months, I think it's safe to say they're not coming back.

 

Sell the house, buy only coke with the money, and dive off something tall into the mountain of white gold.

 

You can't go wrong there.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

If I go south, I'll end up in Mexico, and [edited heavily so as not to piss off the Dames]

Guest croweater
Posted

They're going to work for the dimond mining company up there. Oh, and more specifically, you're meant to do down to Australia, not just south. .......... The last team to arrive at my place will be eliminated from the party.

 

If you happen to find yourself in mexico you've made a wrong turn.

 

If you happen to find yourself in France ...... I'm very very sorry.

 

You're invited New Me, but you have to make sure you wear clothes this time.

 

I'm thinking of making it a costume party...... for 5 months. I'm going as a tampon.

Guest croweater
Posted

I don't care if I get to keep the house.

**wonders why there's a for sale sign on the front lawn**

Guest croweater
Posted

What a cooky guy. With his silly hair and general allround funnyness.

He's invited, but with all his movie obligations at the moment I wouldn't be surprised if he couldn't come. Expect him to e nominated for a few Oscars next year.

Guest croweater
Posted
So I guess this means that you and your "friend" can have more liasions and no one would ever know.

no one "knows" as it is.

 

Unfortunately my father got the wrong papers and stuff for going to Canada.......... and at the moment he's stuck in LA (**note, this may be the next Home alone movie) until something can be done.

 

Because of this the Party is on hold until further notice :angry:

 

I've allready postponed the hookers, strippers, kevin the goat and the White Stripes.

All you'll all need to do is hold your flights over here until further notice.

 

This sucks even harder as my "friend" was going to move in while my parents were away.

What makes it worse is that my brother has moved back into home indeffinately due to altercations with his house mates (he got drunk and called them fat crack whores).

Everything is going pear shaped.

sigh

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