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From Scooter's new blog at http://scottkeith.blogspot.com/

 

Saturday, October 11, 2003

So I'm a big jerk...

Speaking of the video card (15000 3DMarks on 2001SE, baby!), it also provides me with another entry in the neverending "reasons I'm still single" list, as my rushing out to Best Buy at 11:00 this morning meant that I was too tired to remember that I had offered to go see Kill Bill with my friend Colleen at 2:00 this afternoon. Of course, by the time I REMEMBERED that, it was 2:30, and I don't have a cell phone. Being the gentle soul she is, she offered to let me off with a punch and a kick. However, I think I should have been more offended when she loudly proclaimed "It's not a date!" in an offended voice when someone else suggested that it might be. So I say we're even. But then, that's probably another reason why I'm still single.

 

 

// posted by Scott @ 11:16 PM

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Poor guy, when will he ever catch a break?

Guest Choken One
Posted

something ironic about a girl wanting to see Kill Bill and then beating up his ugly ass...

Guest TheGame2705
Posted
So, going to Best Buy at ELEVEN in the morning means he's TOO TIRED to go to a MOVIE at TWO?

 

Wow.

Maybe he didn't fall asleep early the night before

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

wow.

 

someone actually gives a damn about SK still?

 

making fun of Keith is so 2001.

Posted

Mole, the guy is an internet writer. An INTERNET writer. The sales of his two books were comprised mostly of those who enjoy his work on the net.

 

I highly doubt that he'll ever become mainstream enough in order to become a famous seller...and writers don't exactly have groupies. If that was the case, why haven't we heard about Stephen King's groupies, John Grisham's hos or Tom Clancy's bitches?

 

Not to mention...SK writes about wrestling.

 

Dames

Posted

"Hey baby... I write about professional wrestling."

 

"That's nice. Does it make much money?"

 

"Money?"

 

"Ah."

 

"Say, can I get your number?"

 

"It's in the phone book."

 

"But I don't know your name."

 

"That's in the phone book too. Gotta run."

 

 

 

 

 

"Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money..."

Guest cosbywasmurdered
Posted

I have groupies.

 

They're attracted by Mysteriousness.

Guest The Decadent Slacker
Posted
So, going to Best Buy at ELEVEN in the morning means he's TOO TIRED to go to a MOVIE at TWO?

 

Wow.

 

You'd be tired too if you woke up at 6 to sashay your 400lbs frame into the metropolis of Edmonton, get there at 11, hang out at the "Special Interest" DVD rack & try to act cool.

 

God i love my superiority complex. I just wish it had a basis.

 

I used to have groupies, too bad one out of three was reasonably attractive. The others either had three teeth or had a timeshare at the nearest abortion clinic.

Guest The Real Nosferatu
Posted

Damn it! Everyone stole my material...Anyway...

 

 

Maybe his date was his sister or something.

 

And if not, her getting miffed over people calling it a date can't be argued...

 

All SK wants for christmas is a hair brush and WWE Shirt from sometime after 1995.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

He should really go on the Atkins diet or something. I'm sure scooter likes cheese and meat.

Guest ScottKeith
Posted

Why must you all mock me?

 

I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time!

 

My books are awesome and have many uses:

 

Paper weight

coaster

you can use them to even out your coffee table

and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper.

 

Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to.

 

She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount!

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Why must you all mock me?

 

I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time!

 

My books are awesome and have many uses:

 

Paper weight

coaster

you can use them to even out your coffee table

and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper.

 

Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to.

 

She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount!

That was terrible.

Guest The Real Nosferatu
Posted

Scott Keith's favorite pass time is singing Shawn Michaels song "Sexy Boy" and dancing around iun a g-string...

 

Theres a new nightmare for everyone.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
Scott Keith's favorite pass time is singing Shawn Michaels song "Sexy Boy" and dancing around iun a g-string...

 

Theres a new nightmare for everyone.

That is very strange, in my Dungeon of Doom, one of my characters was Fat Bastard, I later changed his name to scott Keith.

Guest The Decadent Slacker
Posted

Nah, I have this bad vision a great weekend for Moby Keith where it's him alone (natch), cranking up Ratt, watching Benoit with the sound off & vaseline in hand, then yelling "BONZO GONZO" at the correct biological discharge level.

Guest Boo_Bradley
Posted
Why must you all mock me?

 

I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time!

 

My books are awesome and have many uses:

 

Paper weight

coaster

you can use them to even out your coffee table

and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper.

 

Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to.

 

She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount!

This gimmick is gold if you make threads in the WWE folder copying all of Kieth's rants as he churns them out

Guest The Real Nosferatu
Posted

Or post them in the Column Corner or whatever.

 

 

and TDS' latest post has just given me an awful image that makes me bust out laughin.

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